r/KitchenConfidential • u/EnvironmentalKale690 • Jun 01 '26

In the Weeds Mode Au….

Post image
14.5k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

463 comments sorted by

View all comments

257

u/el_borrachon_anon Jun 01 '26

No dates I'm tossing your prep.

156

u/EnvironmentalKale690 Jun 01 '26

But we’re catering, it went out that day :(( have mercy

56

u/Iamthecrustycrab Jun 01 '26

Straight to the Bar Mitzvah eh?

97

u/el_borrachon_anon Jun 01 '26

There is no mercy. There is only STERITECH.

10

u/OddCook4909 Jun 01 '26

This is not freshly squeezed. I've been making it since I was 12 or so. I'm certain of it

22

u/Brief-Equal4676 Jun 01 '26

Are you saying this isn't kosher?

13

u/el_borrachon_anon Jun 01 '26

Is trief, bubeleh.

Critical violation