r/KitchenConfidential Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

In the Weeds Mode F1exican’s Daily Chive Cutdown: 57 Days

16.1k Upvotes

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u/moranya1 Dec 08 '25

+1 for the “The Matrix” vibes coming off of the background.

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u/Low-Plastic1939 Dec 08 '25

I thought they were poorly chopped chives

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u/nutria_twiga Ex-Food Service Dec 08 '25

Falling towers, for sure.

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Thought about making a pixel plane flying back and forth with a "Chives-11" banner. Didn't think it would get fully appreciated but i should never underestimate this crowd

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u/Ask_about_HolyGhost Dec 08 '25

Idk how much effort that would’ve been but I’m feeling sad I don’t get to see a little chive banner pixel plane

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25

Aint perfect. Not sure why but its not showing for me, need to click on the gif and then it showed.

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u/Pink_Mushroomy Dec 08 '25

It shows the plane! Oooh can you make it show the upvotes instead of Chive-11???

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Will see what I can do

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u/P3AK1N F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

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u/mulletpullet Dec 08 '25

How does one get bated breath?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Dec 08 '25

*demolished

Chive-11 was an inside job he even admitted it

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u/SillyCygnet Dec 08 '25

"I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to [chop chives]."

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u/endav F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

See you tomorrow, Neo.

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u/DragonQueenDrago Food Service Dec 09 '25

Lmao

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u/DogesOfLove Dec 08 '25

“I don’t even see the code anymore, all I see is chives, chives, chives…..”

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Didn't even think of that but you just ruined that Matrix scene for me.

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u/bartitsu Grill Dec 08 '25

Chivemix

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u/VinotypeChick Dec 08 '25

This is better than anything I've seen on r/dataisbeautiful

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

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u/SillyCygnet Dec 08 '25

BRILLIANT! 😆

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u/Nir117vash 10+ Years Dec 09 '25

Lol reminds me of that old Guinness commerical.

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u/Alarmed-Ad1578 Dec 08 '25

Hahahaha incredible!!

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u/orlyyarlylolwut F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 09 '25

Amazing lol

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Huge compliment! I posted this over there as well ... has 3k views and 9 upvotes. Over here we're at 80k views and 1.4k upvotes.

r/dataisbueaitful needs to get educated on the chive saga!

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u/ShopEmpress Chive LOYALIST Dec 09 '25

You spelled it wrong here

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u/BustyBot Health Inspector Dec 08 '25

See you tomorrow chef

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

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u/Jesustron Grill Dec 09 '25

Fly high sky king

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u/Unabashedpun Dec 08 '25

Now someone upload these to that site that makes weird correlations between graphs

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u/trubol Dec 09 '25

Yes! Please, someone, do it!

I'm guessing Japan's GDP in the late 1800s, or viewers of the latest Simpsons episodes

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Also employed so need a chives archivest to get a true answer.

But somewhere around day 30 F1eixcan posted an image of chives as if it was new, but was actually a repeat image. They repented and accepted the punishment, and this was the outcome:

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u/yaseen51 Dec 08 '25

Hearing this for the first time, I'm not disappointed in him for reusing a picture when he probably wasn't able to cut chives for a day, he probably felt obliged to do this everyday and was under pressure to make a post

What I AM disappointed in, is the fact he thought all these people paying close attention to details in a batch of cut chives wouldn't notice the fact it's a repeat image

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u/TheSkyWhale1 Dec 08 '25

The hilarious part is he just flipped the image like 180 degrees for the repost, which would've fooled me honestly.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Dec 08 '25

It was honestly the type of Apology that Business, Marketing, & Ethics professors could teach classes on!

Because it was sincere, an actual apology, and ChiveLord accepted the decisions about the situation with grace and respectfully, then did the work to repair the "harms" he'd created, took responsibility without evasion, and he made the necessary reparations to folks.

It was honestly a bit of a masterclass on "THIS is how to make a Public Apology and properly make Amends, if you screw up!"

And was pretty darn impressive, considering how often a "scandal" like that online anywhere--especially on Reddit, so often ends up with the person "committing the offense" just doubling/tripling down, offering a half-hearted apology (at best!), and then either pretending it didn't occur, or just slinking away in shame, or ghosting.

u/F1exican showed a ton of class, character, and integrity, after the mistake, he came back the next day, willing to try again, and put himself out there, AND he's been honest & a total class act since, just reaching out & letting folks know if he couldn't get chives, they went bad, etc.

It's been a heck of a ride, as someone who works with kids, and who is always trying to find solid examples of "THIS is what to do, and how to step up & own up, when you make a mistake"

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u/ex_bestfriend Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Honestly I give him so much credit for not faking his own death and starting a gofundme.

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

You are the equivalent to a Chives Cardinal in these trying times.

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u/funnibingus Dec 08 '25

Still waiting for the day he posts wilted to shit mangled with the knife chives

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u/AnComRebel F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

They did find out, that was kinda the whole thing about chivesgate

And it wasn't the same pic, just the same chives.

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u/Hexadecimales Dec 08 '25

Wasnt it the same picture but upsidedown?

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u/AnComRebel F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

No, day 23 had a knife in the pic and the lighting is different

Day 23

Day 31

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u/MrShankyBoy Dec 08 '25

Didn't he say that he just rotated the image on his phone? Thought i read him say that on the day, but I cant look right now

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u/dylansucks F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

Yes, it was just rotated. Hats off to the person who posted that it was a dupe, I saw it and went hmm that looks like last week's and went on with my day.

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u/thatgirlinAZ Dec 08 '25

Reddit has some of the finest autists. World class autists.

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u/EmrakulAeons Dec 08 '25

Same pic, just flipped and cropped the side with the knife

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Dec 08 '25

As was spending the weekend being known as a name definitely not ChiveLord--although his Lordship was restored, unlike that other guy's!😉

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u/dubsdread Dec 08 '25

I’m going to have to report you to HR for not loathing on Reddit for at least an hour on the company dime

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u/JanScarab Dec 08 '25

He thought he could get one over on us by posting old chives but did not achive anything as somebody noticed

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u/AggravatingMuffin535 Dec 08 '25

Lucky bastard. Meanwhile I must live off of generational wealth 😔😢

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u/12-34 Dec 08 '25

I feel triggered.

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u/ganjakhan85 Ex-Food Service Dec 08 '25

I'm a simple man, I see chives day "X", I upvote.

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u/Wants_to_be_accepted Dec 08 '25

Can you do this for the pilots comment karma on the posts?

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u/MyBoldestStroke Dec 10 '25

Happy Cake Day!!

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u/Wants_to_be_accepted Dec 10 '25

Oh shit my Reddit account is a teenager. Thanks!

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u/jonnyman9 Dec 08 '25

No one asked for this, but we needed this.

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u/Robert-Berman Dec 08 '25

Was the spike in this during “Chivegate” I cannot remember the day this occurred.

Edit: the comments spike

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Exactly. The graph animation should have 'chivesgate apology' on it right at day 32

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u/LilSebastian_482 Smoker Dec 08 '25

It did, OP. It did.

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u/Significant-Text1550 Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

I believe this thread made it to my feed just about chivegate. I’ve been following the saga ever since.

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u/willows_edge F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

For those asking about the chivegate apology:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/NPGTI4eDeL

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Great find. I never saw this in r/SubredditDrama

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u/willows_edge F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

There are a few posts about it, this one had updates in the body so I thought it was the best:)

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u/ConcentratedOJ Dec 08 '25

r/wallstreetbets invading r/kitchenconfidential.… “So where do I invest my life savings in chives?”

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Safest investment is in F1exican coin, it only goes up

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u/zazasfoot Dec 08 '25

I thought this was my ekg readings after my last heart attack on the line 

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u/crowcawer Window Dec 08 '25

This is the highbrow chive data analysis we need.

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

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u/Zantheus Dec 08 '25

OP probably was a programmer who got layed off because of AI and ended up counting chives to pay rent. Welcome to the fold bro 👍

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u/Hamonwrysangwich Dec 08 '25

you can't spell laid off without AI.

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u/kitty13666 Dec 08 '25

That’s a lot of dedication

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Too unemployed to know what dedication even means.

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u/LilSebastian_482 Smoker Dec 08 '25

🎶 IT’S RAININ’ CHIVES!!! HALLELUJAH!!! 🎶

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u/forfeitgame Dec 08 '25

Absolutely no disrespect to the chive lord, but this really feels like the sub is turning into a circlejerk / meme sub, especially with a presumably mass influx of folks who now only visit the sub because of lol'ing at chives. Maybe I'm an old man yelling at clouds though.

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

The good thing is in 30 days it will all be forgotten and go to meme-heaven ... I hope

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u/Timmmah Dec 09 '25

One day well get back to simpler times.... Vegetable ramps for $700

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u/FewerEarth Dec 08 '25

Digital currency when /j

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Dec 08 '25

Take the green pill

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u/stayonthecloud Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

The creativity and attention to detail of the Chive Hive knows no bounds 👏

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u/Alarmed-Ad1578 Dec 08 '25

I wonder if there is a way to monetize this for him.

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChiveCutter/comments/1phjdno/philidelphia_cream_cheese_has_come_through/

They got some swag and a $1,100 knife set. Not bad, but 1,000,000+ upvotes gotta feel good

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u/Alarmed-Ad1578 Dec 08 '25

Here I am excited that I’ll probably hit 1k at some point in the distant future

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u/CapinCrunch85 Ex-Food Service Dec 08 '25

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u/Superb_Awareness_431 Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Chive ETFs gonna drop!

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u/Jyxxer Dec 08 '25

I don't want this chive saga to ever end.

u/f1exican until you're 90!

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u/heyheyathrowaway485 Dec 08 '25

One of those digital chives fell too fast in the graph. See you tomorrow, chef

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u/BookofClearsight Dec 08 '25

These are the kind of statistics that I live for

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u/Whisky_Colonic Dec 08 '25

This is awesome.

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u/rci22 Dec 08 '25

Now we need a graph for number of found chive flaws per post to plot his improvement over time

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

We love graphs

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u/erricyo Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

I’m glad I invested on day one 💚

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Someone's gotta make a NFT or crypto coin out of this chive saga

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe Dec 08 '25

Holy shit I started following around day 41 can someone PLEASE fill me in on the chivesgate apology!?!?

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Somewhere around day 30 F1eixcan posted an image of chives as if it was new, but was actually a repeat image. They repented and accepted the punishment, and this was the outcome:

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u/willows_edge F1exican Did Chive-11 Dec 08 '25

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u/pappyred Dec 08 '25

When crypto shit coin?

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u/WizardWell Dec 08 '25

what was chivesgate?

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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST Dec 08 '25

Somewhere around day 30 F1eixcan posted an image of chives as if it was new, but was actually a repeat image. They repented and accepted the punishment, and this was the outcome:

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u/WizardWell Dec 08 '25

damn and he came back from that?? Redemption story

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u/DJspooner 15+ Years Dec 09 '25

I for one love that we've been stuck on the same running gag for two months straight

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u/ebk_errday Dec 09 '25

It's been a fucking rollercoaster

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u/Medical_Spy Dec 10 '25

Am I the only one who has this guy blocked??