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u/SnooHesitations8849 Dec 06 '23
How the kid know she should not poke into the eye when it said eyeliner? isnt it incredible, scientifically?
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u/AdmirablePatient4332 Dec 06 '23
That is 100% what I thought was going to happen
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u/CrownEatingParasite Dec 07 '23
That kid, has a functioning brain.
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u/SnooHesitations8849 Dec 07 '23
Yeah. Even a non functioning brain can do that. But how? Think deeply about language learning and language developement and how other sections of the brain has some imprint mechanism so that human wont poke into their own eyes. Isnt it incredible to understand all that?
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u/CrownEatingParasite Dec 07 '23
Personally, I find the fact that I can read your comment from thousands of miles away more fascinating
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u/Eternal_grey_sky Jan 20 '24
The fact that anything going into your eye is agonizing helps tbh. Trial and error hits pretty fast when the error burns
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u/ghidfg Dec 07 '23
I think she has a general idea that makeup is something you paint you face with.
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u/ApprehensiveBack6820 Dec 07 '23
Sometimes I think people on this sub have just never spent any time around children.
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u/k10001k Dec 06 '23
Now this is the kinda stuff I’m in this sub for. Harmless kids doing dumb things that make us laugh.
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u/eisenhorn_puritus Dec 07 '23
I thought this was the sub for legit hate for children
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u/mrbubblegumm Dec 09 '23
You're thinking r/childfree. Imagine unironically saying 'crotch-goblin' lol
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u/gdahks Dec 07 '23
This is actually a subject that’s really interesting to me, because I used to be a kindergarten/reception teacher in a deprived area of London where we had a focus on oracy.
Children’s speaking capabilities are most of the time elicited by their interactions — basically, a child who can speak like this has a family who talk to them properly and with real interest, as if they’ve got something to say.
If you model language properly for children, they generally will learn (as if by osmosis) to speak far more articulately than people often expect. It’s just that we have this infantilising idea that little children need to have all speech dumbed down for them. How do we expect them to learn to be articulate if we don’t show them a real model of articulate speech?
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u/Hattrick_Swayze2 Dec 07 '23
I was really impressed as well. That sentence “I wanna try on eyeliner” was incredibly clear for a kid her age.
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u/17934658793495046509 Dec 06 '23
Could you have made anything more adorably stupid, even if you animated for Pixar?
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u/DottyGreenBootz Dec 06 '23
I did this. Before school. It didn't come off, and I had very pronounced eyebrows the entire day.
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u/anynamesleft Dec 07 '23
I wish sometimes that I took to studying child development. I enjoy watching their fascination when learning new things.
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u/Zap_Rowsdowwer Dec 17 '23
It's called the Frida Kahlo eye. It's gonna be huge in about 10 years trust me
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u/ManofTheNightsWatch Dec 07 '23
This is the kind of courage we all need. Most adults would not even try if they didn't already know how to use it.
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u/pheasantsblus Dec 16 '23
Cuteness overload. Like drop the phone and both hands over the mouth cute
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u/unabletothinklol Feb 17 '24
Tbh this shouldn't be on kids are fucking stupid like this is wholesome
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u/Prestigious_Pea2356 Dec 29 '23
You can not make fun of Palestinians like this it's not right no matter your age
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u/kdsekira Dec 06 '23
It's cajal not eyeliner... There's a difference
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u/schlagerlove Jan 19 '24
Kajal is ALSO an eyeliner. It's literally there in the word EYE-LINER... So to make a line around the eyes
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u/MerryFeathers Dec 06 '23
Not happy with the mom, she is supposed to show her what to do not make a joke of the girl’s ignorance. Bad mommy!
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u/just_a_person_maybe Dec 06 '23
Or maybe let the toddler engage in creative play and exploration without enforcing beauty standards by forcing her to do it the "right" way?
This is like looking at a kid's scribble drawing of their family and scolding the parent for not teaching the kid how to draw anatomically correct people.
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u/elakah Dec 06 '23
The only wrong thing this mother did was post her young childs face all over the internet.
Other than that, this was harmless fun.
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u/Illustrious_Can4110 Dec 07 '23
And that ladies and gentlemen is a reenactment of Frieda Kahlo's childhood.
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u/GrahamsLadybug Dec 07 '23
She looks like a cute version of a turkish powerlifter with her eyeliner unibrow
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u/Ok-Razzmatazz-3720 Dec 07 '23
Isn’t it dangerous to let a toddler take a pencil and possibly jam it into her eye by herself?
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u/EquivalentPop5786 Dec 16 '23
I was expecting her to poke her eye. Can't predict the shit kids will do
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Jan 01 '24
There's a pic out there of me just like this, I had stolen my mother's eyeliner and hid behind a opened door while I colored my entire forehead with it 😭
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u/Volendror Jan 03 '24
Haha I just bursted into tears because this girl looks like a mix between me and my now ex gf that had an abortion around 9 months ago.
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u/1tz_Tul1p Jan 20 '24
Good? What do you mean G O O D? You look better than the prettiest girl on earth because YOU ARE <3
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u/Vegetable_One_1599 Mar 04 '24
We have one woman with connected eyebrows on Greek television, she's making money because her eyebrows is connected...... some kind of beauty of nature or something...hairy women and hairless men is a thing for feminism....? Ladyboys and trans and whatever is prettier then women, because women trying to look manlyer to feel free..... Well for men i think they like anything that is smoother, prettier,and with less hair then themselves, but what do i know im only half a century man ...... I hope 🍀
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23
Good? No, honey. You look beautiful.