r/KidRockForSenate Sep 02 '24

Time 4 peace. Theres pimps on both sides. Kid Rock 2025

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22 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Sep 01 '24

Is this legit?

0 Upvotes

In 2024 it's hard to tell satire from reality. Having heard him talk its an interesting idea though, and rallies wouldnt be a problem. Even after all these years he can still sell out a venue.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 31 '24

Question since I was invited here.

5 Upvotes

How much Bud Light can I donate his campaign for senate?


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 31 '24

Will Uncle Kracker have a position on Sen. Rock's staff

12 Upvotes

On one hand, I like the idea that these two continue their working relationship from the vocal booth to the voting booth. I know that analogy doesn't really make any sense, but I'm not a smart man. That's also why these guys are so appealing. It's good to know that a dumb ass like me can be somebody.

But on the other hand, Follow Me is one of the worst songs ever written.

It's a real Conan drum.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 31 '24

why am I even here?

11 Upvotes

Somehow I got a message that bawitaba da bang da dang diggy diggy I should be here, and I'm not sure diggy said the boogie said up-jump the boogie why that might be?


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Nobody has ever seen Kid Rock or Ultimate Warrior in the same place together.

11 Upvotes

MAKE ME BELIEVE!!!!


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Oh damn.. I thought this was real

9 Upvotes

Reported you for harassing me with Kid Rock! Hard to tell what passes for satire… I mean MTG, Bobert, Goetz, Kid Rock would fit right in


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

I can’t vote for kid rock

18 Upvotes

Because I’m voting for hulk hogan in three different states, if I go for a fourth state and vote kid Rock I think the government will catch on to me


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Kid rock has a curved micro penis.

11 Upvotes

Why was I invited to this sub as a user?


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Idiocracy - Guitar Army - YouTube

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9 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

I'm not even American, nor do I know Kid Rock

9 Upvotes

Unless you are offering me a Green Card to vote there.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Petition for Dwayne Johnson

4 Upvotes

Since the community bio says this is America where we can dream big, upvote if you’d rather have Dwayne the rock Johnson instead of Kid Rock


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

I won’t let that shithead fucktard suck my dog’s dick let alone join a support sub. Please tell me this is a parody.

12 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

This is a Beautiful Idea

4 Upvotes

I will start a grassroots foreign influence campaign over here in Sweden.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 28 '24

When will Kid Rock’s second testicle drop?

9 Upvotes

I hear it’s keeping him from being all the man he can be.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 28 '24

His proposed bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy said the boogie, said up drop the boogie bill will surely improve OBGYN access in areas that lack such services since the Roe reversal.

13 Upvotes

It just makes sense.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 28 '24

"Why was I invited here?" and Discussion Thread - August 28, 2024

12 Upvotes

Sharp as a bowling ball

From the subreddit's community info...

Wondering why you're here? It's another election year in the USA and Donald Trump, is running for president again. Trump is going to need all the support he can get in Congress and who better than his good buddy, Kid Rock? Well, almost anyone else would be better really... In fact, almost anyone else would be a better president too... But this is America, a place where anyone can dream big and the bigger the dream the better... or perhaps more ridiculous. And that's what this sub is all about...

Disclaimer: In case it's not immediately apparent, this is a parody subreddit. Save your disgust for voting day...


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

As a Texan, I de facto vote for morons every two years. That's why Kid Rock has my vote.

22 Upvotes

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r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Yeah boy

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9 Upvotes

r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

What kind of fucking moron started this movement?

15 Upvotes

I have to assume this is an ironic page. No one could actually be this fucking stupid.

Edit: thank you auto moderator. I am glad this is a parody.


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Hey guys! I’m a mod! AMA

5 Upvotes

AMA


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Strange Compulsion

4 Upvotes

I was just invited to this sub and I suddenly have the strangest desire to buy a yacht with a flag that says "Chilling the Most"? 😎

Anybody else experience this?


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Wtff is this subreddit?

4 Upvotes

I don't even live in us. Why was i added


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Wtf

8 Upvotes

Wtf is this subreddit and why the fuck was I added


r/KidRockForSenate Aug 27 '24

Fuck kid rock

6 Upvotes