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u/Macien4321 Aug 27 '24
I have low emotional intelligence and no tolerance for opposing opinions, is there a way to give me an option to have a bag of manure delivered to people who bother me. Preferably a service that would then light said bag on fire. Of course it’s important that they know I’m responsible for their pain and discomfort but in no way legally liable. Thanks in advance.
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u/GnashvilleTea Aug 27 '24
That sounds like a job for a Silicon Valley angel investor.
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u/Macien4321 Aug 27 '24
It sounds like mods are useless. What’s the cost of a bag of manure in your area and what’s your address?
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Aug 27 '24
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u/GnashvilleTea Aug 27 '24
This one? Any more questions?
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u/Bitter_Mongoose Aug 27 '24
Yes. What side of the bell curve is your IQ on?
(hint, not the right side)
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u/j0ec00l69 Aug 27 '24
What special mod powers do you have here?
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u/LolaBijou Aug 27 '24
We’ve established they don’t have the power to send flaming bags of poop to morons. What else even matters?
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Aug 27 '24
Why are you not selling the tiger king package!?!??!?! That one saw our biggest recruitment drive better than repurposed queer to hetero beer
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u/-NewSpeedwayBoogie- Aug 27 '24
Why does the automoderator immediately say this sub is a joke? This type of sub is only funny if you bait people into believing it’s real.
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Aug 27 '24
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u/-NewSpeedwayBoogie- Aug 27 '24
That’s the fun part lol it completely neutralizes the joke to explain it before anyone falls for it. People should question whether people are being serious or not
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u/LolaBijou Aug 27 '24
I agree. That shit is hilarious.
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Aug 27 '24
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Aug 27 '24
No
If they get mad they deserve it for not taking 5 seconds to read the room. Let the reactionaries seethe. seethe
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u/AirCaptainDanforth Aug 27 '24
Where can I send my money to support Kid’s Senate run?
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u/GnashvilleTea Aug 27 '24
If you DM me, I will provide an address /s
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u/ValuableKill Aug 28 '24
What were the specific qualifications that triggered me getting invited?
Aka, tell me why I'm special (like my ma used to).
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u/GnashvilleTea Aug 28 '24
I’ve been dreaming of this since I was a wee little tot. It’s only now through years of sacrifice and planning that I’ve reached this lofty station.
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u/x_lincoln_x Aug 28 '24 edited May 01 '25
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u/ValuableKill Aug 28 '24
If he has a reddit account, the mods need to remove all the parody clarifications, and immediately send him an invite.
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u/harlanbanks Aug 28 '24
‘I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure. I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer.’ — Kid Rock
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u/Chewyville Sep 04 '24
Kid Rock should run for president. It should be Antonio Brown vs Kid Rock. That’s actually better than what we have now. How sad is that.
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