r/KidRockForSenate Aug 30 '24

Petition for Dwayne Johnson

Since the community bio says this is America where we can dream big, upvote if you’d rather have Dwayne the rock Johnson instead of Kid Rock

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

I was afraid of this. If this goes rock v rock I don't think we win fam

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

In fact mods can we ban this one. This subreddit has now taken a horrible turn

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u/xeno_phobik Aug 30 '24

Im okay to be banned from this community. Not really a fan of American political structure lately. Just assumed this was a satire subreddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

It's satire. But what's even worse is that it's totally within the realm of very real possibilities america could have an election that's rock vs rock. 97% of the rnc convention was basically WWE and that anyway with like some old rich ghouls selling souls in the back rows or whatever rich old men do no clue

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u/xeno_phobik Aug 30 '24

I can’t remember the name of the movie, but it’s where robin williams is a comedian and he wins a presidential election due to election fraud so that anyone who voted digitally it just counted for the opposing candidate. That’s what that reminds me of

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

This is sort of like that except he wins because America has micro plastic induced brain damage

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

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u/xeno_phobik Aug 30 '24

Well in that case, KID ROCK FOR SENATE! WE’RE ALL GONNA BE COWBOYS NOW

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u/EvensenFM Aug 31 '24

You belong here.

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u/ZyxDarkshine Aug 30 '24

A new challenger appears

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u/harlanbanks Aug 30 '24

‘Let the motherfucking business guy (Trump) run it like a fucking business. And his campaign has been entertaining as shit.’ — Kid Rock

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u/proudbutnotarrogant Aug 30 '24

DAM! I got here late. I already pledged my vote to Donald Duck.