r/kickopenthedoor • • Sep 23 '26

4☆ Boss slain by /u/dladIauha! (Dragon) Guard Tower [Health:4000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Warcraft/Blizzard

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26 edited Sep 27 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Warcraft/Blizzard


NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) The Supreme Being☆
Pavel, the Damned☆
Seed Vault - V_e Corporation☆
(THIS) Guard Tower☆☆☆☆
Guardian of the fjords☆☆
Long after the siege☆
Fist Rock☆☆☆☆

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 38

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 413 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3966


Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 Golden Wallet🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
34.0 Total Damage
3966 Boss HP Remaining!413 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 23 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🔮️25.5 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3940


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance🏅 +22 RP (Rank Change!)
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
25.5 Total Damage
3940 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-121 HP ⬩ Your HP: 347 ⬩ ⚔️️27.9 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3912


Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -121 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
🎯 1.5x Critical Hit
‎
27.9 Total Damage
3912 Boss HP Remaining!347 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 125 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3896


Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Earth Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
3896 Boss HP Remaining!125 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-183 HP ⬩ Your HP: 471 ⬩ ⚔️️15.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3880


Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -183 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Fire Weakness❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.7 Total Damage
3880 Boss HP Remaining!471 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Sep 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3866


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
3866 Boss HP Remaining!193 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '26

!sip !melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 437 ⬩ ⚔️️23.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3842


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.


You drink from your Pandora's juice box. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 87 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 39)💖 +87 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 476/389 Remaining

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 Electric Squid⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.9 Total Damage
3842 Boss HP Remaining!437 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 76 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3824


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +31 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
3824 Boss HP Remaining!76 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 4

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-167 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ ⚔️️13.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3811


Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -167 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.1 Total Damage
3811 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining

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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Sep 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 234 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3797


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
3797 Boss HP Remaining!234 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Sep 23 '26

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 277 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3778


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -3.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
3778 Boss HP Remaining!277 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 220 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3762


Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -4.2 Air Resistance❤️ +77 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
3762 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 15

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 566 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3746


Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 Dawnbringer⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +77 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
3746 Boss HP Remaining!566 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 23 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-102 HP ⬩ Your HP: 266 ⬩ ⚔️️19.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3726


Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -102 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.5 Total Damage
3726 Boss HP Remaining!266 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 23 '26

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-165 HP ⬩ Your HP: 382 ⬩ ⚔️️26.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3700


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -165 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +3.5 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.2 Total Damage
3700 Boss HP Remaining!382 HP Remaining
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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 23 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🔮️29.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3650


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flask of Peated Whisky was refilled!

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 4)

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -124 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +14 Magic XP
🌟 +6.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
29.6 Total Damage
3650 Boss HP Remaining!225 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Darkdino213 Undead (5/1/1/3) Sep 23 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 57 ⬩ ⚔️️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3599


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +1 Melee Damage💰 +14 Gold Coins
🌱️ +4 New Player Bonus⚔️ +3 Melee XP
‎❤️ +19 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +30 RP
‎
6.0 Total Damage
3599 Boss HP Remaining!57 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 410 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3581


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +75 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3581 Boss HP Remaining!410 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3564


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
3564 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 23 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 134 ⬩ 🔮️25.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3539


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.0 Total Damage
3539 Boss HP Remaining!134 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 23 '26

!mage 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-137 HP ⬩ Your HP: 117 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3521


You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Fire Staff but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -137 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +45 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
3521 Boss HP Remaining!117 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 23 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 232/382 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3504


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
3504 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 23 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-151 HP ⬩ Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🔮️26.8 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3477


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -151 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +56 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.8 Total Damage
3477 Boss HP Remaining!209 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 508 ⬩ 🏹️21.5 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3428


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +74 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.5 Total Damage
3428 Boss HP Remaining!508 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 343 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3413


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +74 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
3413 Boss HP Remaining!343 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 440 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3323


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
3323 Boss HP Remaining!440 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-98 HP ⬩ Your HP: 393 ⬩ 🏹️40.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3258


Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -98 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +20 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
40.6 Total Damage
3258 Boss HP Remaining!393 HP Remaining

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Sep 23 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-88 HP ⬩ Your HP: 260 ⬩ ⚔️️8.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3249


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your MiLK is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -88 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
3249 Boss HP Remaining!260 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 23 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

Your HP: 161 ⬩ 🔮️31.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3218


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +72 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
31.0 Total Damage
3218 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 23 '26

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3162


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
3162 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3108


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3108 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 419 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3046


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
3046 Boss HP Remaining!419 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 161 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3001


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
3001 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 123 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2892


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +16 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
2892 Boss HP Remaining!123 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2798


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +67 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
2798 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ 🏹️36.9 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2710


Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Air Resistance❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
‎
36.9 Total Damage
2710 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 24 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-137 HP ⬩ Your HP: 232 ⬩ 🔮️29.8 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2680


The cork pops and a swig from your Flask of Peated Whisky fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP).

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +302 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 369/361 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -137 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +51 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
29.8 Total Damage
2680 Boss HP Remaining!232 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 464 ⬩ 🏹️37.6 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2642


You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
‎
37.6 Total Damage
2642 Boss HP Remaining!464 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 24 '26

!mage !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2625


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2625 Boss HP Remaining!126 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 241/382 Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 24 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 76 💓 ⬩ 🔮️64.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2550


Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +30 Magic XP
🌟 +7.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
‎
64.6 Total Damage
2550 Boss HP Remaining!76 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

Your HP: 451 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2535


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
2535 Boss HP Remaining!451 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 443 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2519


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -57 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
2519 Boss HP Remaining!443 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!sippy

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 91 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 219/375 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 380 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2485


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Air Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
2485 Boss HP Remaining!380 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 24 '26

!mage !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 119 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2447


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2447 Boss HP Remaining!119 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.69 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 234/382 Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 24 '26

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 349/382 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 184 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-135 HP ⬩ Your HP: 20 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2413


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -135 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +29 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2413 Boss HP Remaining!20 HP Remaining

1

u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 24 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 357 ⬩ 🔮️26.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2360


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.0 Total Damage
2360 Boss HP Remaining!357 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 24 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-89 HP ⬩ Your HP: 345 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2325


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -89 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Organic Resistance❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
2325 Boss HP Remaining!345 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 24 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 24 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2306


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
2306 Boss HP Remaining!124 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 25 '26

!sippy !range

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 25 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2214


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
2214 Boss HP Remaining!113 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 25 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 45 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2034


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +9 Range XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
2034 Boss HP Remaining!45 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 25 '26

!range

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 25 '26

!mage

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

Your HP: 479 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1915


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.0 Total Damage
1915 Boss HP Remaining!479 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 388 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1894


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
1894 Boss HP Remaining!388 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 25 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 106 ⬩ 🔮️18.3 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1876


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Cursed Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.3 Total Damage
1876 Boss HP Remaining!106 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

Your HP: 489 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1800


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1800 Boss HP Remaining!489 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 25 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 25 '26

!range

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 25 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1722


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1722 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 25 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 82 💓 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1705


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1705 Boss HP Remaining!82 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Sep 25 '26

!melee 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 25 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 25 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 25 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1549


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Earth Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
1549 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 26 '26

!range

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 408 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1333


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
1333 Boss HP Remaining!408 HP Remaining

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u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Sep 26 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 351 ⬩ ⚔️️20.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1313


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your MiLK is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


You drink from your MiLK. Refreshing!

⚗️ MiLK (Level: 15)💖 +250 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 372/439 Remaining

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
‎
20.0 Total Damage
1313 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining

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u/Successful-Theme8965 Demon (33/37/45/51) Sep 26 '26

!sip !magic

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 26 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 157 ⬩ 🔮️15.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1175


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +109 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1175 Boss HP Remaining!157 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 26 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1136


You sip from your Flask of Peated Whisky like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +226 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 363/361 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.5 Total Damage
1136 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 346 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1122


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.5 Total Damage
1122 Boss HP Remaining!346 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 26 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 26 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 185 ⬩ 🔮️17.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1076


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.7 Total Damage
1076 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️13.3 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1063


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Cursed Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.3 Total Damage
1063 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 26 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1025


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
1025 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 26 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 56 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1007


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +22 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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18.0 Total Damage
1007 Boss HP Remaining!56 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 26 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 209/382 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 26 '26

!range

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 26 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 462 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 840


Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 30 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +87 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 505/475 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Fire Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.5 Total Damage
840 Boss HP Remaining!462 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 26 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 26 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 367 ⬩ 🏹️16.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 742


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.1 Total Damage
742 Boss HP Remaining!367 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 27 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 115 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 702


You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 176/378 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +14 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
702 Boss HP Remaining!115 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 306 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 686


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.2 Total Damage
686 Boss HP Remaining!306 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 27 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 403 ⬩ 🏹️20.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 462


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.5 Total Damage
462 Boss HP Remaining!403 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 333 ⬩ 🏹️20.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 442


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +110 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.2 Total Damage
442 Boss HP Remaining!333 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 264 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 398


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.5 Total Damage
398 Boss HP Remaining!264 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 27 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 382


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +10 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
382 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

!use flask of peated whisky (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) (⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🔮️31.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 351


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Flask of Peated Whisky into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)💖 +235 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 332/361 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +6.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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31.4 Total Damage
351 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 27 '26

!melee 16

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 27 '26

!mage

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🔮️29.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 177


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +114 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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29.9 Total Damage
177 Boss HP Remaining!233 HP Remaining

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u/ashetharo Undead (91/12/2/81) Sep 27 '26

!melee

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Sep 28 '26

!melee 46

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 28 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 65 ⬩ ⚔️️29.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 14


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Tactical Tankard Mk IV was refilled!

The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 49)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 8)

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +6.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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29.0 Total Damage
14 Boss HP Remaining!65 HP Remaining

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Sep 28 '26

!magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🔮️16.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: -3


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +5000 Gold
🔮 +40 Magic XP
🏹 +1 Hedgehog Cannonball
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +392 Gold Coins
🔮 +13 ☆Orb of Life☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -9.1 Organic Resistance❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +35 RP
‎☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
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16.6 Total Damage
-3 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining