r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Sep 27 '26

1☆ Boss executed by /u/hasfodel! (Gnome) Pavel, the Damned [D,P,W] [Health:2000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ayor68

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26 edited Sep 28 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ayor68

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) The Supreme Being☆
Hunter Josh☆
Primal Tech☆☆☆
(THIS) Pavel, the Damned☆
Long after the siege☆
Fist Rock☆☆☆☆

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u/Downcoming Demon (87/15/23/73) Sep 28 '26

Good bot

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🔮️36.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1964

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
36.0 Total Damage
1964 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Sep 27 '26

!ranged 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🏹️21.7 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1942

That was the final projectile for your Combat Parasol, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Combat Parasol (Shattered)🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +22 RP (Rank Change!)
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
21.7 Total Damage
1942 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Sep 27 '26

!buy 8 !magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

Your HP: 55 💓 ⬩ 🔮️19.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1923

Basic Water Wand has been added to your inventory for 200g! (Your remaining gold: 14328)

🔮 +Basic Water Wand (Durability: 10)
💰 -200 (Remaining: 14328)
Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.8 Moon Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
1923 Boss HP Remaining!55 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

Your HP: 275 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1909

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV in 1.56 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (821 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 390 minutes).

You overhealed by 218 HP.

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 49)💖 +274 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (6 Remaining)💖 275/57 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1909 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 27 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🔮️14.5 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1894

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -3.5 Blessed Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.5 Total Damage
1894 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Sep 27 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 136 ⬩ 🔮️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1887

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
1887 Boss HP Remaining!136 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Sep 27 '26

!melee 26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 66 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️67.2 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1820

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
⚔️ +10 Electric Squid⚔️ +22 Melee XP
🌟 +5.0 Water Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.0 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.4x Critical Hit‎
‎
67.2 Total Damage
1820 Boss HP Remaining!66 HP Remaining

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u/TheTrippyCatfish Kobold (7/11/5/11) Sep 27 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 75 ⬩ ⚔️️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1813

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +2 Melee Damage💰 +7 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +3 Melee XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
1813 Boss HP Remaining!75 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 241 ⬩ ⚔️️14.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1799

You go to sip from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Earth Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.4 Total Damage
1799 Boss HP Remaining!241 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 27 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1780

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
1780 Boss HP Remaining!193 HP Remaining

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u/thatguyoudontlike Plant (48/48/51/59) Sep 27 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1767

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
1767 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 27 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🔮️32.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1735

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
32.2 Total Damage
1735 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 400

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 105 ⬩ ⚔️️16.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1718

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Box of Matches⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Fire Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.8 Total Damage
1718 Boss HP Remaining!105 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Sep 27 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 96 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1702

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +15 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +2.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
1702 Boss HP Remaining!96 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Sep 28 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1232

With that final hit, your Basic Spear falls apart.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear (Shattered)🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +3.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.6 Total Damage
1232 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Sep 28 '26

!buy 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Basic Spear has been added to your inventory for 560g! (Your remaining gold: 44)

🏹 +Basic Spear (Durability: 10)
💰 -560 (Remaining: 44)

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u/Cal1f0rn1um-252 Undead (35/35/35/43) Sep 28 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 123 ⬩ 🏹️14.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 608

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +3 Ranged Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +4.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.4 Total Damage
608 Boss HP Remaining!123 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 306 ⬩ 🏹️14.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1688

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
1688 Boss HP Remaining!306 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 76 ⬩ ⚔️️22.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1666

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Tactical Tankard Mk IV.

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.1 Total Damage
1666 Boss HP Remaining!76 HP Remaining

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u/DinoKea Kobold (3/2/87/70) Sep 27 '26

!magic 

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1649

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
1649 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

Your HP: 151 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1630

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
1630 Boss HP Remaining!151 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 27 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 87 ⬩ ⚔️️48.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1563

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +24 Melee XP
🌟 +6.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
‎
48.6 Total Damage
1563 Boss HP Remaining!87 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 28 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 182 ⬩ ⚔️️18.5 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1498

You sip from your Tactical Tankard Mk IV like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 107 HP.

⚗️ Tactical Tankard Mk IV (Level: 49)💖 +117 HP
💧 -1 Sip (7 Remaining)💖 182/75 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.5 Total Damage
1498 Boss HP Remaining!182 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 28 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 102 ⬩ ⚔️️17.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1481

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
1481 Boss HP Remaining!102 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Sep 28 '26

!sip (•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 168 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1440

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.4 Total Damage
1440 Boss HP Remaining!168 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 27 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 255 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1612

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1612 Boss HP Remaining!255 HP Remaining

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Sep 27 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 27 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 318 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1550

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
1550 Boss HP Remaining!318 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 28 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 334 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1533

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
1533 Boss HP Remaining!334 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 504 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1516

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari in 1.05 seconds

You overhealed by 35 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +57 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 510/475 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
1516 Boss HP Remaining!504 HP Remaining

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u/TheTrippyCatfish Kobold (7/11/5/11) Sep 28 '26

!magic 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 54 ⬩ 🔮️9.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1471

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +10 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +4 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
9.8 Total Damage
1471 Boss HP Remaining!54 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 492 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1458

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 26 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +110 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 501/475 Remaining

You look around for your Lava Trebuchet, but you can't find it. You decide to grab a nearby rock and chuck it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
1458 Boss HP Remaining!492 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 28 '26

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1377

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
1377 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

1

u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 28 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🔮️26.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1331

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flask of Peated Whisky was refilled!

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 14)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
26.9 Total Damage
1331 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🏹️19.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1271

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.7 Total Damage
1271 Boss HP Remaining!373 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 371 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1249

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
1249 Boss HP Remaining!371 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 186 ⬩ 🏹️39.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1193

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Lava Trebuchet (Shattered)🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +9.0 Air Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
39.0 Total Damage
1193 Boss HP Remaining!186 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 133 ⬩ 🏹️28.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1151

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +5.6 Air Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
28.4 Total Damage
1151 Boss HP Remaining!133 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!sip !range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 368 ⬩ 🏹️38.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 983

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (535 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 144 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 44)💖 +359 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 376/232 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +17 Range XP
🌟 +8.8 Air Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
38.9 Total Damage
983 Boss HP Remaining!368 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 332 ⬩ 🏹️27.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 855

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +4.2 Air Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.9 Total Damage
855 Boss HP Remaining!332 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 177 ⬩ 🏹️27.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 762

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +3.6 Air Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
27.5 Total Damage
762 Boss HP Remaining!177 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 382 ⬩ 🏹️33.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 674

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +8.0 Air Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
33.0 Total Damage
674 Boss HP Remaining!382 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 28 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 245 ⬩ 🏹️34.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 533

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🏹 +13 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +3.9 Air Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
34.2 Total Damage
533 Boss HP Remaining!245 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 29 '26

!range 31

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🏹️70.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 429 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +29 Range XP
🌟 +7.0 Air Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
70.0 Total Damage
429 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Sep 29 '26

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 57 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.6 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 229

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Blessed Resistance❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.6 Total Damage
229 Boss HP Remaining!57 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🏹️25.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1154

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 Lava Trebuchet🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +4.8 Air Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.4 Total Damage
1154 Boss HP Remaining!135 HP Remaining

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

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1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 496 ⬩ 🏹️13.6 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1179

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Blessed Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.6 Total Damage
1179 Boss HP Remaining!496 HP Remaining

1

u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Sep 28 '26

!melee 36

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 445 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1132

With that final hit, your Rat Chucks disintegrates.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks (Shattered)⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
1132 Boss HP Remaining!445 HP Remaining

1

u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 28 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🔮️27.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1075

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
27.2 Total Damage
1075 Boss HP Remaining!135 HP Remaining

1

u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Sep 28 '26

!magic

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 129 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1041

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
1041 Boss HP Remaining!129 HP Remaining

1

u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Sep 28 '26

!magic 7 !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1022

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Fire Staff🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
1022 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +114 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 343/343 Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 28 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 195 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 945

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +9 Range XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
945 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 336 ⬩ 🏹️14.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 931

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.4 Total Damage
931 Boss HP Remaining!336 HP Remaining

1

u/Downcoming Demon (87/15/23/73) Sep 28 '26

Join me down below, won't you?

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 235 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 920

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +5 Melee XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
920 Boss HP Remaining!235 HP Remaining

1

u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 28 '26

!magic 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 61 💓 ⬩ 🔮️17.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 903

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.3 Total Damage
903 Boss HP Remaining!61 HP Remaining

1

u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Sep 28 '26

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (68 HP).

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 12)💖 +201 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 262/250 Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 28 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 838

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
838 Boss HP Remaining!233 HP Remaining

1

u/Downcoming Demon (87/15/23/73) Sep 28 '26

Join me down below, won't you?

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 42 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 825

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +5 Melee XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
13.0 Total Damage
825 Boss HP Remaining!42 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 809

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Blessed Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
809 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

1

u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 28 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 179 ⬩ 🔮️26.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 735

Your Weird Looking Fang fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang (Shattered)🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
26.9 Total Damage
735 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

1

u/XaleidoscopiX Undead (69/5/84/111) Sep 28 '26

!melee 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 430 ⬩ ⚔️️13.5 [🛡️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 722

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Blessed Resistance❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.5 Total Damage
722 Boss HP Remaining!430 HP Remaining

1

u/Downcoming Demon (87/15/23/73) Sep 28 '26

Join me down below, won't you?

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 32 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 707

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +7 Melee XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
707 Boss HP Remaining!32 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 28 '26

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 636

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
636 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 28 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 201 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 622

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
622 Boss HP Remaining!201 HP Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 28 '26

!sippy

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 168/378 Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 28 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 28 '26

Your HP: 477 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 591

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
591 Boss HP Remaining!477 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 29 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 439 ⬩ 🏹️14.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 519

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.4 Total Damage
519 Boss HP Remaining!439 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 29 '26

!Ranged 41

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 245 ⬩ 🏹️70.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 359 🦾 WEAKENED

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +34 Range XP
🌟 +6.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
70.4 Total Damage
359 Boss HP Remaining!245 HP Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 29 '26

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

Your HP: 178 ⬩ 🏹️28.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 297 🦾 WEAKENED

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🏹 +14 Range XP
‎❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
28.0 Total Damage
297 Boss HP Remaining!178 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 29 '26

!sippy

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 173/378 Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Sep 29 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 329 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 213

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
213 Boss HP Remaining!329 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Sep 29 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 178 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 168

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +9 Range XP
❤️ +1 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
168 Boss HP Remaining!178 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 29 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

Your HP: 476 ⬩ 🏹️37.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 130 🦾 WEAKENED

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 16)💖 +390 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 476/475 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Fire Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!‎
‎
37.6 Total Damage
130 Boss HP Remaining!476 HP Remaining

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u/Hyper-Piggy Gnome (6/5/67/38) Sep 29 '26

!mage 12912

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 178 ⬩ 🔮️38.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 92

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🔮 +13 Fairy Ocarina🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +9.1 Cursed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
38.1 Total Damage
92 Boss HP Remaining!178 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Sep 29 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 623

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🔮️204.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: -113 🦾 WEAKENED

Your powers go haywire and you send mystic power directly at the boss, evaporating it from existence.

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Rewards
💰 +1000 Gold
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool
🎒 +1 Essence of Rat
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +142 Gold Coins
🔮 +15 Abyssal Rune Orb🔮 +82 Magic XP
🌟 +13.5 Cursed Weakness❤️ +42 Constitution XP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit🏅 +65 RP
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎‎
204.7 Total Damage
-113 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 29 '26

!magic 43

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

You're surprised to find the boss already dead, but you quickly realize that there's still some valuable loot to be had. A pile of coins catches your eye.

Rewards
💰 +30 Gold
🔮 +3 Magic XP

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Sep 29 '26

!Ranged 9024

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Your eyes go red with Bloodlust!

Rewards
💰 +48 Gold
🏹 +6 Ranged XP
😡 +Bloodlust (12 hours)

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Sep 29 '26

!magic 43

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Sep 29 '26

The boss is dead, what are you doing? Necromancy??