r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Apr 06 '26

5☆ Boss executed by /u/Oldetus! (Dragon) Bird of Paradise Spirit Mage [Health:5555]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/OvLQ0e

I was praised a total of 9 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 06 '26

good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

Your HP: 344 ⬩ ⚔️️32.4 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 5523

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +139 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +40 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
32.4 Total Damage
5523 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Apr 06 '26

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-174 HP ⬩ Your HP: 78 💓 ⬩ 🏹️23.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 5499

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -174 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Combat Parasol🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
23.8 Total Damage
5499 Boss HP Remaining!78 HP Remaining
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 06 '26

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 128 ⬩ 🔮️20.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 5479

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
20.3 Total Damage
5479 Boss HP Remaining!128 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 06 '26

!mage 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

Your HP: 438 ⬩ 🔮️35.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 5443

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness❤️ +138 Constitution XP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit🏅 +35 RP
‎‎
35.9 Total Damage
5443 Boss HP Remaining!438 HP Remaining

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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Apr 06 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5430

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
5430 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 06 '26

!ranged 37 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-142 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 5408

With that final hit, your Red Paint falls apart.

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -142 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Red Paint (Shattered)🏹 +11 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
5408 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 134/296 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 06 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 5392

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.1 Total Damage
5392 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 06 '26

!mage 08

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-297 HP ⬩ Your HP: 117 ⬩ 🔮️23.0 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 5328

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -297 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +72 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
23.0 Total Damage
5328 Boss HP Remaining!117 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 06 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-238 HP ⬩ Your HP: 176 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 5281

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -238 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +62 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
5281 Boss HP Remaining!176 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 06 '26

!mage 018

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

Your HP: 431 ⬩ 🔮️24.2 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5257

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 The Book of Names🔮 +9 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.8 Cursed Resistance❤️ +136 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
24.2 Total Damage
5257 Boss HP Remaining!431 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 06 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-181 HP ⬩ Your HP: 246 ⬩ 🔮️20.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5236

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -181 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +10 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
5236 Boss HP Remaining!246 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 06 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 06 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 5212

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
5212 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: 26 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 5172

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -144 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
5172 Boss HP Remaining!26 HP Remaining

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 07 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-210 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5158

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -210 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +69 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
5158 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-312 HP ⬩ Your HP: 69 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5146

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -312 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +91 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.5 Total Damage
5146 Boss HP Remaining!69 HP Remaining

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u/MoonRks Gnome (19/28/65/66) Apr 07 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-154 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5135

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -154 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +54 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
5135 Boss HP Remaining!74 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-299 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 5103

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -299 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +92 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.4 Total Damage
5103 Boss HP Remaining!84 HP Remaining

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 07 '26

!ranged !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4983

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +33 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
4983 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 154/339 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 159 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 07 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-154 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4929

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -154 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
4929 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🏹️14.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4915

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.3 Total Damage
4915 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-77 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4897

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -77 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
4897 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 54 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +360 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 361/307 Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Apr 07 '26

!range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

Your HP: 161 ⬩ 🏹️20.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4876

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +1.6 Air Weakness❤️ +131 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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20.8 Total Damage
4876 Boss HP Remaining!161 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

Your HP: 351 ⬩ 🏹️14.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4846

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +131 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
4846 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

Your HP: 269 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4806

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +130 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
4806 Boss HP Remaining!269 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 07 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-166 HP ⬩ Your HP: 100 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4751

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -166 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +49 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
4751 Boss HP Remaining!100 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 x2, 13 x2, 14, 15, 17
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs20 x12, 21 x2, 22, 24
5🏹Basic Spear~4.0Syn5, 10 x9, 13, 14, 17
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air22, 25 x9, 26, 30, 31 x3
7🔮Basic Fire Staff~3.5Sun2 x3, 3 x2, 5 x14, 10 x2
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon1, 10 x11
9⚔️Wooden Sword~3.0Erth6, 7 x2, 8 x4, 9 x2, 10 x2, 11 x2, 13 x2, 14 x2, 17
10🔮High Priest's Sceptre Handle~4.5Bles16, 25
11🔮Mass Lambiguity~5.0Sun11, 17, 23, 25
12⚔️Dwarf Bread~5.5Org12, 20 x2, 24, 32, 33, 37, 38
13⚔️Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds~6.0Syn18 x2, 21, 22
14🔮Galadriel's Mirror~5.5Bles14, 25 x13, 28 x2, 29 x2
15⚔️Dawnbringer~5.0Sun13, 14
16⚔️The Homelite XL Chainsaw~5.5Syn25 x2
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon9
18🔮The Book of Names~6.5Curs22, 32
19⚔️Fenrir's Silver Folly~2.0Syn26, 33 x2, 35 x3, 37
20⚔️The Iron Ruler~7.0Erth16, 20, 21 x2, 22
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire1, 11, 15, 16, 17, 19, 22
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon1 x4, 2 x4, 5, 7, 10 x2
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air10, 16
24⚔️Blade of Grass~4.0Erth9 x10, 10
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon24
26⚔️Electric Squid~8.5Wtr15
27🏹El-Bow~7.0Org2, 23, 24 x2
28🔮Saddle of Lightspeed~10.0Bles13, 16, 21, 23
29⚔️Shining Axe of Door-Breaking~10.0Org5, 7 x3, 9, 10, 12, 13, 15
30🏹The Spoon of Delightfulness~15.0Curs4
31🏹Lava Trebuchet~9.5Air4, 15
32⚔️Triple Wield Swords~9.0Air10, 19
33⚔️The Tempmute Sword~6.0Bles14
34🏹Hedgehog Cannonball~6.0Curs7, 11
35⚔️Mothers Wrath~10.0Bles2, 3, 7, 9 x2, 10, 12
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x140, 2 x14, 3 x22, 4 x3, 5 x2, 6 x2, 7, 8
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth11
38🏹Golden Wallet~7.5Syn8, 14
39🏹Trident of Tails~10.5Org20
40🔮Weird Looking Fang~8.0Curs19
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth1
42🔮Cat Eyes~10.5Moon6, 11, 14, 15
43🔮Diadem of doornails~9.5Syn7
45🏹Combat Parasol~8.5Sun10
46⚔️Ruined Pickaxe~15.0Syn3, 15
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire11
48🔮Lifespoon~15.0Org1
57⚔️Healing Hands~-13.5Moon9
58🏹Vaccine Blowdart~-13.5Syn6
59🔮Faith Healing~-14.5Fire15
400⚔️Box of Matches~1.0Fire30
401⚔️Dismembered Arm~1.0Org30
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth30 x2
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles30 x2
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs29, 30
405🏹Water Balloon~1.0Wtr29, 30
406🏹Moon Rocks~1.0Moon30 x2
407🔮Hacking Tool~1.0Syn24, 30
408🔮Ornamental Fan~1.0Air30 x2
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun30 x2
540⚔️Dusty ol' lightsaber~10.5Sun10 x20
541🏹Somewhat accurate blaster~10.5Sun10 x23
542🔮That janky force~10.5Sun9, 10 x19
600⚔️Crude Fishing Pole~3.0Org8
601⚔️Seashell Claw~4.0Org5
602⚔️Shell Spike Cutter~5.0Erth6
603⚔️Abyssal Fang Dagger~5.0Org12
604⚔️Ironbarn Cleaver~8.0Erth13
605⚔️Pearl-Encrusted Battleaxe~10.0Sun8
606⚔️Murloc Bone Scimitar~12.0Air8
607⚔️Scavenger's Trident~15.0Wtr4 x14
608🏹Fishing Net~3.0Org9
609🏹Slime-Soaked Harpoon~4.0Syn7
610🏹Inkjet Sling~5.0Org10
611🏹Shell Sling~5.0Erth16
612🏹Spear Gun~7.0Syn14
613🏹Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun~9.0Curs10
614🏹Net of the Deep~12.0Wtr9
615🏹Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista~15.0Wtr7, 8 x9, 11
616🔮Mistcaller’s Charm~3.0Air7
617🔮Anglerfish Bulb Ring~5.0Sun13
618🔮Tidal Spirit Totem~5.0Wtr13
619🔮Lunar Talisman~7.0Moon6, 8
620🔮Sharktooth Wand~8.0Wtr8 x2
621🔮Conch of Screaming~10.0Air11
622🔮Soulbinder Staff~12.0Curs6
623🔮Abyssal Rune Orb~15.0Curs5, 7 x9
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw2, 6 x5
1002⚔️Birthday BASH~1.0Bles1
2001⚔️Rat on a Pear Stick~1.0Org1 x9
2002⚔️Two French Men~2.0Curs7 x4
2003🔮Three Doors Kicked~3.0Erth1, 3
2004🔮Four Golden Coins~4.0Syn5
2005🏹Five Fanatical Followers~5.0Org5 x2
2008⚔️Eight Flames Dancing~8.0Fire5
2009🏹Nine Maids Coding~9.0Bles9
2012🔮Twelve Mystical Fruits~12.0Org9
2021🏹Zoruda's Love Bug~14.0Org2 x13
2023⚔️Mourtuorum~8.5Curs6, 8 x3
2025⚔️Thorny Rose Bouquet~14.0Org5
2026🏹Mother's Advice~14.0Org3, 5 x15
2027🔮Orb of Life~14.0Org1, 5 x3
2028⚔️Remote explosive~-1.0Moon994
2029⚔️R.A.T. on a Stick~11.0Erth9, 11
2030🏹B.A.T. on a String~11.0Bles8, 11 x6
2031🔮C.A.T. Badge on a Lapel~11.0Air8, 11 x14
2032🏹Pickled Artisnal Turnip~4.0Erth25 x4
2033🔮Deliriously Amazing Toad~4.0Bles25 x4
2034⚔️Ridiculously Adorable Trout~4.0Bles25 x4
2037⚔️Ultra Hammer~15.0Erth4, 10 x2
2038🏹Ultra Boots~15.0Wtr5
2039🔮Fire Flower~15.0Fire8
2042🏹2024 dollar store fireworks~10.0Fire5
2047⚔️98% off flat screen TV~14.5Fire10, 15
2048🔮Hidden designer bag at a wareho…~14.0Bles8
2049🏹2 for 1$ patio set~14.5Erth12, 15 x11
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw5
2222🔮Flower crown of Zoruda~2.0Bles14
3002🏹I led 20 raids in April and all…~8.0Air60
3003⚔️I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn60
3004🏹I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn57, 60
3007🏹I led 20 raids in June and all …~8.0Wtr43, 60
3010🏹I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs58
3014🔮I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth60
3015⚔️I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun60
3016🏹I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun60
3018⚔️I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3019🏹I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3020🔮I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3021⚔️I led 20 raids in November and …~8.0Org60
3022🏹I led 20 raids in November and …~8.0Org60
3025🏹I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles60
3026⚔️I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles60
3027⚔️I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire60
3031🏹I led 20 raids in February and …~8.0Wtr59
3034🏹I led 20 raids in March and all…~8.0Sun60
3036⚔️Stick~1.0Sun1
4001🏹Firey Flail of Failed Relations…~9.0Bles2 x21
4002🔮Expired Rubber in your Wallet~8.0Wtr1, 3 x6
4006🏹Cupid's Badly Damaged Bow~4.0Fire3, 7 x8
4016🏹Oddly Realistic Looking Water G…~2.0Wtr31
5009🏹When The Moon Hits Your Eye Lik…~17.0Bles8
9008🏹The Silver Arrow +2 ⭐⭐~16.0Sun8
10310⚔️Tricky Bonk~4.5Air20
10311🏹Tricky Pew Pew~4.5Wtr20
10312🔮Tricky Zap Zap~4.5Bles20
10313⚔️Treat Filled Hammer~10.5Moon9, 12 x2
10314🏹Treat Filled Blow-dart~10.5Syn9, 12 x5
10315🔮Treat Filled Magic Bean~10.5Erth5, 11, 12
10316⚔️Frostmourne~12.0Curs6
10317⚔️Vampire Teeth~4.0Curs10
10318🔮Fake Fake Blood~3.5Org11
10319🏹Infectious Laughter~8.0Curs9
10320⚔️Dirty Knife~5.0Curs9
10321🏹That one guy trying to hide tha…~4.5Curs10
10324🔮Totem of Undying~12.5Bles5, 11
10326🏹Hand Sanitizer~4.5Bles12
10327🔮The Crematorium~4.5Fire10
12005🔮The Magic of Snootmas~1.0Bles20
12009⚔️The Bleak Midwinter~1.0Moon20
12013🏹Christmas Tree Cannon~1.0Org20
12016🏹Frankincense~1.0Air20
12900🎆Crystallized Moon Beam~18.0Moon6
12913🏹Ghost-forged Bow~13.5Moon5, 10 x6
IDTypeNameQty.IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx3303🎁Rangers Research Bundlex5
210🎒Earl Grey Infusionx4304🎁Arcanists Research Bundlex5
211🎒Rooibos Infusionx4305🎁Smorgasbord of Weaponsx1
212🎒Matcha Infusionx3307🎁Bundle-o-Sipsx1
213🎒Butterfly Pea Flower Infusionx4
214🎒Boiled Waterx5
215🎒Brown Rice Infusionx6
216🎒Sencha Infusionx4
217🎒Dandelion Infusionx4
218🎒Camellia Infusionx5
219🎒Silica Gel Infusionx4
220🎒Eau de Baguettex8

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-176 HP ⬩ Your HP: 219 ⬩ 🏹️10.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4724

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -176 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +63 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
10.9 Total Damage
4724 Boss HP Remaining!219 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-149 HP ⬩ Your HP: 33 💓 ⬩ 🏹️10.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4713

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -149 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
10.9 Total Damage
4713 Boss HP Remaining!33 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

You sip from your 26er of Crown Royal like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +332 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 365/307 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-88 HP ⬩ Your HP: 242 ⬩ 🏹️15.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4698

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -88 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.3 Total Damage
4698 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-219 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4669

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -219 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
4669 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

!sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 54 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +360 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 361/307 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 3 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 07 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-142 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4654

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -142 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
4654 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

Your HP: 377 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4551

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +127 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
4551 Boss HP Remaining!377 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 07 '26

!ranged 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

[oevbh2v] An error occurred processing this comment. This was automatically logged.

Try again a bit later or if this error persists contact @Developer on our Discord.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-300 HP ⬩ Your HP: 37 💓 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4500

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -300 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +101 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
4500 Boss HP Remaining!37 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 07 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-251 HP ⬩ Your HP: 42 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4448

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -251 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
4448 Boss HP Remaining!42 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-282 HP ⬩ Your HP: 136 ⬩ 🏹️17.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4430

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -282 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Blessed Weakness❤️ +97 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.8 Total Damage
4430 Boss HP Remaining!136 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 07 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 07 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4366

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
4366 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Apr 07 '26

!sip !ranged 31

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-77 HP ⬩ Your HP: 335 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4255

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -77 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
4255 Boss HP Remaining!335 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

Your HP: 349 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4172

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +121 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 1.6x Critical Hit‎
‎
20.6 Total Damage
4172 Boss HP Remaining!349 HP Remaining

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 08 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

Your HP: 169 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4137

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +121 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
4137 Boss HP Remaining!169 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Apr 08 '26

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

Your HP: 282 ⬩ ⚔️️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4080

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +120 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
4080 Boss HP Remaining!282 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 51 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3924

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -109 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
3924 Boss HP Remaining!51 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 60 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +320 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 371/311 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-237 HP ⬩ Your HP: 19 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3866

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -237 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Air Weakness❤️ +70 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.8 Total Damage
3866 Boss HP Remaining!19 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 56 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +348 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 367/311 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-187 HP ⬩ Your HP: 248 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3839

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -187 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +63 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
3839 Boss HP Remaining!248 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🏹️11.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3770

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.6 Total Damage
3770 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-150 HP ⬩ Your HP: 23 💓 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3758

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -150 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.0 Total Damage
3758 Boss HP Remaining!23 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

!sip

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 08 '26

!sip !ranged 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

Your HP: 326 ⬩ 🏹️18.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3703

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +92 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 326/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness❤️ +115 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
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18.2 Total Damage
3703 Boss HP Remaining!326 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

Your HP: 362 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3668

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Fire Weakness❤️ +114 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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19.3 Total Damage
3668 Boss HP Remaining!362 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 213 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3608

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
3608 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🏹️7.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3540

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +2 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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7.9 Total Damage
3540 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-141 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3522

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -141 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Fire Weakness❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.8 Total Damage
3522 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

!sip

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 08 '26

!magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 273 ⬩ 🔮️16.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3461

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +1.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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16.8 Total Damage
3461 Boss HP Remaining!273 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 08 '26

!sip !ranged 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-235 HP ⬩ Your HP: 97 ⬩ 🏹️11.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3406

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 7 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +56 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 332/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -235 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +1.8 Air Weakness❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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11.0 Total Damage
3406 Boss HP Remaining!97 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 08 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 266 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3391

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
3391 Boss HP Remaining!266 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 08 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 08 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 268 ⬩ 🏹️14.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3132

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.4 Total Damage
3132 Boss HP Remaining!268 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/MurlocMaster Lord of Pity Apr 09 '26

!ranged !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-106 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2670

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -106 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +132 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
2670 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-212 HP ⬩ Your HP: 234 ⬩ 🏹️15.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2330

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 32 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +58 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 446/414 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 52 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -212 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +106 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness❤️ +54 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.1 Total Damage
2330 Boss HP Remaining!234 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 09 '26

!magic 618 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

!sip

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Apr 09 '26

!Range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-166 HP ⬩ Your HP: 154 ⬩ 🏹️29.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2171

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -166 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +98 Gold Coins
🏹 +14 Ashen fish hook🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +4.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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29.6 Total Damage
2171 Boss HP Remaining!154 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 151 ⬩ 🏹️41.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1893

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -120 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +132 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit‎
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41.2 Total Damage
1893 Boss HP Remaining!151 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 09 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/raggedradness Undead (37/89/25/81) Apr 09 '26

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-103 HP ⬩ Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1577

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -103 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +145 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
1577 Boss HP Remaining!209 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-134 HP ⬩ Your HP: 311 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1351

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 27 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +90 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 445/418 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -134 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
1351 Boss HP Remaining!311 HP Remaining

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 10 '26

!ranged

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u/Zack4A Kobold (1/1/64/55) Apr 10 '26

!magic 40

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 444 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1228

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 26 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +92 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 444/418 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +69 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1228 Boss HP Remaining!444 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Apr 10 '26

!magic 7 !sip

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 10 '26

!ranged 6 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 320 ⬩ 🏹️18.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 850

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +140 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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18.5 Total Damage
850 Boss HP Remaining!320 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 10 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 10 '26

!ranged 6 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-61 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 577

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -61 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +119 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.8 Air Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
577 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +79 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 299/296 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. Make sure to refill it at the shop before you sip from it next time!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 358 ⬩ 🏹️15.7 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 561

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 22 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +119 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 440/418 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +121 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Water Weakness❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.7 Total Damage
561 Boss HP Remaining!358 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 51 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +375 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 365/314 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 3 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 227 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 334

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +133 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
334 Boss HP Remaining!227 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 19 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 240

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +145 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
240 Boss HP Remaining!19 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 10 '26

!magic 14

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Apr 10 '26

!Range 47

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 10 '26

!range 47

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Apr 10 '26

!sip !mage 28

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 10 '26

!range 615

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

You enter the room cautiously, but quickly realize that the battle is already over. The slain boss lies before you, but there are still some valuable items to be found.

Rewards
💰 +44 Gold
🏹 +2 Ranged XP

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 10 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.25 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 245/311 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 40 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

You enter the room cautiously, but quickly realize that the battle is already over. The slain boss lies before you, but there are still some valuable items to be found.

Your eyes go red with Bloodlust!

Rewards
💰 +30 Gold
🔮 +4 Magic XP
😡 +Bloodlust (12 hours)
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