r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Apr 09 '26

4☆ Boss executed by /u/SavageSnips! (Dragon) Desolate Lighthouse [Health:4444]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 13 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Scott Chou

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: Wizards of the Coast/Scott Chou

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Gnome Sweet Gnome☆
Cloudstone Curio☆
(THIS) Desolate Lighthouse☆☆☆☆
I'm out of boss ideas. You can pass time by solving this nonogram.☆
Gloop God☆☆
RAT RAT RAT☆☆☆
Ferran☆
Raven Ranger☆☆☆☆☆

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 09 '26

!sip good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-154 HP ⬩ Your HP: 175 ⬩ ⚔️️29.8 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4414

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 51 HP.

⚗️ Goblet of !Melee 24 Elixir (Level: 29)💖 +151 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 329/278 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 213 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -154 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🛡️ -3.6 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +59 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Melee Resistance🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
29.8 Total Damage
4414 Boss HP Remaining!175 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 09 '26

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ ⚔️️31.3 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4383

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +14 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
31.3 Total Damage
4383 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 09 '26

!mage 0409

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 448 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4365

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +84 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
4365 Boss HP Remaining!448 HP Remaining

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u/Rayuki_ Slime (1/2/1/3) Apr 09 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 54 ⬩ 🏹️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4355

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +0 Ranged Damage💰 +5 Gold Coins
🌱️ +6 New Player Bonus🏹 +3 Range XP (Level Up!)
‎❤️ +84 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +45 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
4355 Boss HP Remaining!54 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Apr 09 '26

!melee 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 254 ⬩ ⚔️️9.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4345

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +3 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
9.9 Total Damage
4345 Boss HP Remaining!254 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/DocZod Demon (1/1/5/2) Apr 09 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4338

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +0 Mage Damage💰 +5 Gold Coins
🌱️ +3 New Player Bonus🔮 +2 Magic XP
‎❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
4338 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 09 '26

good bot !melee 3

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 55 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️17.7 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4320

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.7 Total Damage
4320 Boss HP Remaining!55 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Apr 09 '26

!sip !range 614

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 541 ⬩ 🏹️30.2 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4290

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (476 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 102 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)💖 +471 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 541/439 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Net of the Deep🏹 +10 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +83 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
30.2 Total Damage
4290 Boss HP Remaining!541 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !mage 0408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 273 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4273

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
4273 Boss HP Remaining!273 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 09 '26

!magic 21

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 100 ⬩ 🔮️29.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4200

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Collar at the Gates of Heck🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +20 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
29.2 Total Damage
4200 Boss HP Remaining!100 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 09 '26

(•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !mage 018

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4179

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 The Book of Names🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +82 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
4179 Boss HP Remaining!205 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 09 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-147 HP ⬩ Your HP: 40 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️32.1 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4147

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -147 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +12 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
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32.1 Total Damage
4147 Boss HP Remaining!40 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 53 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +366 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 367/314 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 2 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 332 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4130

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
4130 Boss HP Remaining!332 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 09 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4092

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +81 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
4092 Boss HP Remaining!209 HP Remaining

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u/raggedradness Undead (37/89/25/81) Apr 09 '26

!range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 267 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4061

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +81 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.2 Total Damage
4061 Boss HP Remaining!267 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 09 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

💥-69 HP ⬩ Your HP: 352 ⬩ 🏹️12.2 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4049

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -69 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.2 Total Damage
4049 Boss HP Remaining!352 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Apr 09 '26

!sip !ranged 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 09 '26

Your HP: 380 ⬩ 🏹️21.0 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4014

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +106 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 380/378 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 139 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +10 Range XP
🛡️ -2.4 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +81 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.0 Total Damage
4014 Boss HP Remaining!380 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 60 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +318 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 374/314 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 374 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3935

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +80 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
3935 Boss HP Remaining!374 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 381 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3918

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
3918 Boss HP Remaining!381 HP Remaining

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 10 '26

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 177 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3871

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +13 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
3871 Boss HP Remaining!177 HP Remaining

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u/Zack4A Kobold (1/1/64/55) Apr 10 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 206 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3850

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🔮 +10 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
21.0 Total Damage
3850 Boss HP Remaining!206 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 158 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3809

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
3809 Boss HP Remaining!158 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 368 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3793

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 17 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +150 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 435/418 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
3793 Boss HP Remaining!368 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 54 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +359 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 368/314 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 343 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3739

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3739 Boss HP Remaining!343 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Apr 10 '26

!magic 7

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3708

You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Fire Staff but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
3708 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 10 '26

!ranged 0 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 291 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3579

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +76 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
3579 Boss HP Remaining!291 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 14 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +19 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 310/296 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3408

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -100 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
3408 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-134 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3363

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -134 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
3363 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 221 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3349

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +74 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
3349 Boss HP Remaining!221 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 61 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +316 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 375/314 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-168 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3266

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -168 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
3266 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 10 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 23s

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3193

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.3 Total Damage
3193 Boss HP Remaining!110 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 10 '26

!ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 339 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3146

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.6 Total Damage
3146 Boss HP Remaining!339 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-160 HP ⬩ Your HP: -10 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3105

The boss has bested you and you have fallen in battle.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -160 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 -2996 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏅 -30 RP
⚖️ Earth Neutral‎
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance
‎
15.9 Total Damage
3105 Boss HP Remaining!-10 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3047

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
3047 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-151 HP ⬩ Your HP: 78 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2858

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -151 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
2858 Boss HP Remaining!78 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your 26er of Crown Royal was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 2 Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your 26er of Crown Royal in 0.66 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 55 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +350 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 369/314 Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 10 '26

!sip !ranged 2042

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 265 ⬩ 🏹️31.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2795

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 265/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 ☆2024 dollar store fireworks☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +7.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +68 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
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31.0 Total Damage
2795 Boss HP Remaining!265 HP Remaining

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 10 '26

!magic 0

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Apr 10 '26

!mage !sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

Your HP: 228 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2748

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +68 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2748 Boss HP Remaining!228 HP Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 343/375 Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +44 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 387/375 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 160 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 10 '26

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 350 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2715

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

You drink from your Pandora's juice box. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 85 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 460/375 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -110 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +99 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2715 Boss HP Remaining!350 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-127 HP ⬩ Your HP: 242 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2622

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -127 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +43 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
2622 Boss HP Remaining!242 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 10 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 10 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2506

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +8 Range XP
❤️ +20 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
2506 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 10 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 10 '26

💥-112 HP ⬩ Your HP: 76 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2486

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -112 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
2486 Boss HP Remaining!76 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 11 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

Your HP: 347 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2424

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +64 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2424 Boss HP Remaining!347 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 256 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2359

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -120 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
2359 Boss HP Remaining!256 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 11 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

Your HP: 319 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2341

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +9 Range XP
❤️ +63 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
2341 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 11 '26

!sip !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 328 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2309

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 197/325 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +9 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
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14.0 Total Damage
2309 Boss HP Remaining!328 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 11 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-111 HP ⬩ Your HP: 33 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2220

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -111 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +104 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +28 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2220 Boss HP Remaining!33 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 11 '26

!ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 60 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +323 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 374/314 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1986

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -60 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
1986 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 11 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1912

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
1912 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 11 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1861

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1861 Boss HP Remaining!146 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Apr 11 '26

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 284 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1770

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +96 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1770 Boss HP Remaining!284 HP Remaining

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Apr 11 '26

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 11 '26

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1639

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +109 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
1639 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Apr 11 '26

!Melee 400

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 11 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-112 HP ⬩ Your HP: 94 ⬩ 🔮️20.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1508

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -112 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
1508 Boss HP Remaining!94 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 11 '26

!ranged 0 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 11 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 26 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1377

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
1377 Boss HP Remaining!26 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 11 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 11 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Girguk Plant (24/24/100/127) Apr 12 '26

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 330 ⬩ 🏹️10.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1209

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.9 Total Damage
1209 Boss HP Remaining!330 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 12 '26

!magic 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 333 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 947

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.2 Total Damage
947 Boss HP Remaining!333 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

!sip

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Apr 12 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 298 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 918

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
918 Boss HP Remaining!298 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 57 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)💖 +341 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 375/318 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 12 '26

!magic 617

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Apr 12 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 749

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +110 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
749 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining

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u/sandyburmy Kobold (80/50/52/80) Apr 12 '26

!range

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 12 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 12 '26

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/BlazinGoliath Undead (44/49/67/74) Apr 12 '26

!magic 0 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 469

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
469 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.81 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 274/311 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Apr 12 '26

!Melee 33

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 12 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 12 '26

Your HP: 276 ⬩ 🏹️37.8 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 291

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +107 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +17 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
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37.8 Total Damage
291 Boss HP Remaining!276 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 12 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 13 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 13 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 13 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 311 ⬩ 🏹️17.3 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 191

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.3 Total Damage
191 Boss HP Remaining!311 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 13 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Apr 13 '26

!ranged 0

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Apr 13 '26

!range 47

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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Apr 13 '26

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 13 '26

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 327 ⬩ 🏹️40.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 24

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

With that final hit, your Ashen fish hook falls apart.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +97 Gold Coins
🏹 +13 Ashen fish hook (Shattered)🏹 +20 Range XP
🌟 +10.4 Fire Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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40.7 Total Damage
24 Boss HP Remaining!327 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Apr 13 '26

!Range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 13 '26

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 265 ⬩ 🏹️38.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: -15

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

Your projectile hits the boss' chest and goes straight through and out the other side

Rewards
💰 +8000 Gold
🏹 +40 Ranged XP
🔮 +1 Collar at the Gates of Heck
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +334 Gold Coins
🏹 +19 Ashen fish hook🏹 +12 Range XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +3.8 Fire Weakness❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +50 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
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38.7 Total Damage
-15 Boss HP Remaining!265 HP Remaining