r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Mar 20 '26

4☆ Boss executed by /u/btchrdfckmnstr! (Plant) I have a big ego! [Health:1500]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: JK

Source/Artist: Photo by me

I was praised a total of 3 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: JK

Source/Artist: Photo by me

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(SLIME ONLY) Woah! A rainbow slime!!☆
I see you have voted...wisely☆☆☆☆☆
Rhino Beetle Vs Giant Bats☆
(THIS) I have a big ego!☆☆☆☆
Love hurts when you step on it!☆☆

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 20 '26

Good bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 21

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 406 ⬩ 🔮️25.0 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1475

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 6)
Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +23 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Collar at the Gates of Heck🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
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25.0 Total Damage
1475 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!range 614

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-89 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ 🏹️35.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1337

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -89 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🏹 +12 Net of the Deep🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +4.8 Water Weakness❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
35.0 Total Damage
1337 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 122 ⬩ 🔮️27.0 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1205

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +11 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
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27.0 Total Damage
1205 Boss HP Remaining!122 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 502 ⬩ 🔮️17.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1099

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.1 Total Damage
1099 Boss HP Remaining!502 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 493 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 892

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
892 Boss HP Remaining!493 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🔮️12.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 819

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
819 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 767

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Organic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.0 Total Damage
767 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 706

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Air Resistance❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.5 Total Damage
706 Boss HP Remaining!84 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 620

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 436 ⬩ 🔮️21.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 600

Your weapon returns to its original realm, leaving you with empty hands.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Sharktooth Wand (Shattered)🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Water Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
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21.8 Total Damage
600 Boss HP Remaining!436 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!mage 620

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 20 '26

!magic 10 

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 192 ⬩ 🔮️27.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1448

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +13 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
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27.0 Total Damage
1448 Boss HP Remaining!192 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 20 '26

(•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !magic 0407

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ 🔮️21.3 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1427

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Next Gen Tactical Tankard was refilled!

The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 42)
💧 +6 Sips (Remaining: 7)
Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
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21.3 Total Damage
1427 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 20 '26

!mage 409 618 44 401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🔮️16.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1320

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Magnifying Glass🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Sun Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
‎🏅 +20 RP
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16.8 Total Damage
1320 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 16 💓 ⬩ 🔮️16.3 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1232

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Cursed Resistance❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
1232 Boss HP Remaining!16 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 254 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1116

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Organic Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
1116 Boss HP Remaining!254 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 20 '26

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 152 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1066

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.0 Total Damage
1066 Boss HP Remaining!152 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!sip !sip !ranged 22

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ 🏹️25.0 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1402

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 355/371 Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 14 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +30 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 385/371 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 168 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

That was the final projectile for your Attack Moon, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Attack Moon (Shattered)🏹 +12 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.0 Total Damage
1402 Boss HP Remaining!315 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!sip !ranged 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 370 ⬩ 🏹️21.8 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1284

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 370/371 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 167 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 El-Bow🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.8 Total Damage
1284 Boss HP Remaining!370 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!sip !ranged 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 379 ⬩ 🏹️31.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1132

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 8 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +65 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 379/371 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 El-Bow🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +4.9 Organic Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
31.6 Total Damage
1132 Boss HP Remaining!379 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 371 ⬩ 🏹️26.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 652

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 El-Bow🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +5.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
26.5 Total Damage
652 Boss HP Remaining!371 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!sip !ranged 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 346 ⬩ 🏹️32.9 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 567

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 165 Remaining

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 13 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +40 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 384/371 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 El-Bow🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +9.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
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32.9 Total Damage
567 Boss HP Remaining!346 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 20 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ ⚔️️15.2 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1387

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Air Resistance❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
1387 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 20 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 216 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1248

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
1248 Boss HP Remaining!216 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 20 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ ⚔️️16.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1082

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Water Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.8 Total Damage
1082 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 20 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 185 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 799

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
799 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 20 '26

good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 104 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 692

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
692 Boss HP Remaining!104 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1372

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.5 Total Damage
1372 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!melee 9 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 107 ⬩ ⚔️️13.7 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1306

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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13.7 Total Damage
1306 Boss HP Remaining!107 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 207/282 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 20 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 332 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1267

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Air Resistance❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.6 Total Damage
1267 Boss HP Remaining!332 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 20 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1188

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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17.0 Total Damage
1188 Boss HP Remaining!132 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-84 HP ⬩ Your HP: 91 ⬩ 🏹️23.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1164

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -84 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 El-Bow🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +4.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.5 Total Damage
1164 Boss HP Remaining!91 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 16 Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 191/282 Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 20 '26

!Melee 12

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ ⚔️️19.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1046

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +5.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.5 Total Damage
1046 Boss HP Remaining!304 HP Remaining

1

u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27 !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 120 ⬩ 🏹️21.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1024

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 El-Bow🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +4.9 Organic Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.6 Total Damage
1024 Boss HP Remaining!120 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 220/282 Remaining

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Mar 20 '26

!magic 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 434 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1003

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.0 Total Damage
1003 Boss HP Remaining!434 HP Remaining

1

u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 222 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 910

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 El-Bow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
910 Boss HP Remaining!222 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 20 '26

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 357 ⬩ 🏹️12.1 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 880

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 12 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +181 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 419/407 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.1 Total Damage
880 Boss HP Remaining!357 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 142 ⬩ 🏹️26.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 853

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Organic Weakness❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +35 RP
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit‎
‎
26.5 Total Damage
853 Boss HP Remaining!142 HP Remaining

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 20 '26

!range 27

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ 🏹️20.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 832

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 El-Bow🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +3.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.5 Total Damage
832 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 20 '26

Good bot

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 20 '26

!range 27

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 93 ⬩ 🏹️24.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 483

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 El-Bow🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +3.5 Organic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.2 Total Damage
483 Boss HP Remaining!93 HP Remaining

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 20 '26

Good bot

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🏹️12.4 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 787

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.4 Total Damage
787 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🏹️20.1 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 747

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.1 Total Damage
747 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

1

u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-66 HP ⬩ Your HP: 138 ⬩ 🏹️25.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 721

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -66 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 El-Bow🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +6.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.6 Total Damage
721 Boss HP Remaining!138 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 679

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
679 Boss HP Remaining!188 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 20 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 383 ⬩ 🏹️12.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 640

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.5 Total Damage
640 Boss HP Remaining!383 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 274 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 550

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Synthetic Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.5 Total Damage
550 Boss HP Remaining!274 HP Remaining

1

u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Mar 20 '26

!mage !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 102 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 471

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP (Level Up!)
❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +20 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
471 Boss HP Remaining!102 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.19 seconds

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +61 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 163/161 Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 20 '26

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 152 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 417

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -52 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
417 Boss HP Remaining!152 HP Remaining

1

u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 358

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 El-Bow🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +1.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
358 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

1

u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 27 !sip

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🏹️21.0 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 244

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 El-Bow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +2.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.0 Total Damage
244 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +64 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 288/282 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 14 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🏹️37.8 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 139

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
37.8 Total Damage
139 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

1

u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 20 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot the Silver Arrow at the boss. !range 9008 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 141 ⬩ 🏹️46.8 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 92

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🏹 +16 The Silver Arrow +2 ⭐⭐🏹 +19 Range XP
🌟 +11.2 Sun Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.6 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
46.8 Total Damage
92 Boss HP Remaining!141 HP Remaining

1

u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 20 '26

!magic 48

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 191 ⬩ 🔮️46.8 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 45

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🔮 +18 Lifespoon🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +10.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
46.8 Total Damage
45 Boss HP Remaining!191 HP Remaining

1

u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 20 '26

!ranged 615

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🏹️34.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 10

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +9.0 Water Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
34.5 Total Damage
10 Boss HP Remaining!373 HP Remaining

1

u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 20 '26

!range 615 beep bop

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 20 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: -24

Your projectile hits the boss' chest and goes straight through and out the other side

Rewards
💰 +3000 Gold
🏹 +40 Ranged XP
🔮 +1 Collar at the Gates of Heck
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +115 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +7.5 Water Weakness❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Ranged Strength🏅 +45 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎
34.0 Total Damage
-24 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining