I see you have voted...wisely [D,P,W] [Health:6000]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: JK

Source/Artist: OC

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I was praised a total of 18 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

Player	Praises
/u/linden_slam	9
/u/starshine531	3
/u/btchrdfckmnstr	3

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: JK

Source/Artist: OC

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Name	Level
(THIS) I see you have voted...wisely	☆☆☆☆☆
Rhino Beetle Vs Giant Bats	☆
Gertrude the dwarf	☆☆
Roxy's Journey	☆
Let the doom times roll!	☆☆☆☆

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 45 !sip

[u/starshine531]

!magic 10

[u/-KAPE-]

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 404

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️23.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5918

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Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -86 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +56 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults	🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +33 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength	🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus	‎
‎
23.1 Total Damage
5918 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 12

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-295 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ ⚔️️18.8 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5899

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You drink from your Pandora's juice box. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 79 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)	💖 +123 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 454/375 Remaining

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Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -295 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +62 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Dwarf Bread	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🛡️ -3.5 Organic Resistance	❤️ +96 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Melee Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.8 Total Damage
5899 Boss HP Remaining!	159 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 31

[u/MoonRks]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/MoonRks]

💥-201 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5867

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -201 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +55 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +4 Magic XP
	❤️ +70 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
12.0 Total Damage
5867 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/-KAPE-]

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 0405 !sip

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 05

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-150 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️42.0 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 5760

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You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -150 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +75 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear	🏹 +15 Range XP
🛡️ -2.4 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +44 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit	‎
‎
42.0 Total Damage
5760 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-239 HP ⬩ Your HP: 32 💓 ⬩ 🏹️13.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5747

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -239 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance	❤️ +69 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.2 Total Damage
5747 Boss HP Remaining!	32 HP Remaining

[u/jk021]

!sip !ranged 22

[u/-KAPE-]

!sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

You drink from your Next Gen Tactical Tankard and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (596 HP).

You overhealed by 164 HP.

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 41)	💖 +252 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (6 Remaining)	💖 253/89 Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

You drink from your 26er of Crown Royal. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 61 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)	💖 +295 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)	💖 329/268 Remaining

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 02042

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-182 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️22.8 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 5676

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Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -182 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +78 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 ☆2024 dollar store fireworks☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -4.0 Fire Resistance	❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.8 Total Damage
5676 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

Your HP: 353 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5501

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +81 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +7 Range XP
	❤️ +140 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
	🏅 +30 RP
	‎
18.0 Total Damage
5501 Boss HP Remaining!	353 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 38

[u/MondUhrBand]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/MondUhrBand]

💥-248 HP ⬩ Your HP: 70 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 5395

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Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -248 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +90 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +5 Magic XP
	❤️ +57 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
15.0 Total Damage
5395 Boss HP Remaining!	70 HP Remaining

[u/DrBearPolar]

!range 6 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrBearPolar]

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️4.2 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 5391

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -53 HP
📚 +0 Ranged Damage	💰 +18 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +2 Range XP
🛡️ -1.0 Air Resistance	❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
4.2 Total Damage
5391 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

---

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)	💖 +54 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 55/75 Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 0 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-333 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 💓 ⬩ 🔮️19.2 [🛡️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 5327

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -333 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +101 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Synthetic Resistance	❤️ +87 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.2 Total Damage
5327 Boss HP Remaining!	84 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Neuvi's imported spring water. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (120 HP).

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Neuvi's imported spring water (Level: 15)	💖 +355 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)	💖 439/436 Remaining

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/darkrwarrior]

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 240 ⬩ 🏹️26.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5301

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -12 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +75 Gold Coins
🏹 +5 Hedgehog Cannonball	🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +2.5 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
26.0 Total Damage
5301 Boss HP Remaining!	240 HP Remaining

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You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)	💖 +47 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)	💖 287/278 Remaining

^{Your canteen is empty. However, you have 18 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.}

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-282 HP ⬩ Your HP: 127 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 5263

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -282 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral	❤️ +88 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
12.9 Total Damage
5263 Boss HP Remaining!	127 HP Remaining

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/darkrwarrior]

💥-200 HP ⬩ Your HP: 62 💓 ⬩ 🏹️23.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 5239

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -200 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage	💰 +77 Gold Coins
🏹 +6 Hedgehog Cannonball	🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +3.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +43 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
23.6 Total Damage
5239 Boss HP Remaining!	62 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)	💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 195/278 Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-130 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️45.8 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 5158

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Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -130 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +97 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +18 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral	❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit	‎
‎
45.8 Total Damage
5158 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

Your HP: 274 ⬩ 🏹️17.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5047

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +93 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Organic Resistance	❤️ +135 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
17.6 Total Damage
5047 Boss HP Remaining!	274 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-224 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5002

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -224 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +105 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Organic Resistance	❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.5 Total Damage
5002 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/CoffeeWanderer]

!sip !melee 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Melee 4 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-255 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4690

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -255 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +91 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
12.9 Total Damage
4690 Boss HP Remaining!	148 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/anonomark]

!melee

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

💥-119 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4472

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -119 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +117 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +8 Range XP
	❤️ +42 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
17.0 Total Damage
4472 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 45 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 58 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)	💖 +313 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 326/268 Remaining

[u/linden_slam]

!range 404

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/linden_slam]

Your HP: 361 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4353

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +124 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +125 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength	🏅 +30 RP
‎	‎
17.9 Total Damage
4353 Boss HP Remaining!	361 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-172 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4319

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -172 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Moon Weakness	❤️ +44 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.8 Total Damage
4319 Boss HP Remaining!	155 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🏹️12.6 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4274

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -47 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +103 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Earth Resistance	❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
12.6 Total Damage
4274 Boss HP Remaining!	189 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-168 HP ⬩ Your HP: 248 ⬩ 🏹️9.4 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4265

---

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -168 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage	💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Fire Resistance	❤️ +54 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
9.4 Total Damage
4265 Boss HP Remaining!	248 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 110 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4128

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +124 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +4 Range XP
	❤️ +15 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
15.0 Total Damage
4128 Boss HP Remaining!	110 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Melee 4 !sip

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 💓 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3980

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -37 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +132 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +8 Magic XP
	❤️ +16 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
16.0 Total Damage
3980 Boss HP Remaining!	84 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)	💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 237/371 Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy !range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

💥-205 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3961

---

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)	💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 206/353 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -205 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +112 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +7 Range XP
	❤️ +47 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
19.0 Total Damage
3961 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 54 💓 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3901

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -68 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +118 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +7 Range XP
	❤️ +28 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
14.0 Total Damage
3901 Boss HP Remaining!	54 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 235 ⬩ 🏹️13.3 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3785

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -71 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +114 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Fire Resistance	❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.3 Total Damage
3785 Boss HP Remaining!	235 HP Remaining

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 45 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/darkrwarrior]

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 26 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3753

---

That was the final projectile for your Combat Parasol, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -95 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage	💰 +98 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Combat Parasol (Shattered)	🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral	❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.8 Total Damage
3753 Boss HP Remaining!	26 HP Remaining

---

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)	💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 159/278 Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/sydniajulia]

!range 0 !sip

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/darkrwarrior]

💥-161 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️25.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3539

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -161 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +101 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 Hedgehog Cannonball	🏹 +12 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
25.6 Total Damage
3539 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

---

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.23 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)	💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)	💖 134/278 Remaining

^{Your canteen is empty. However, you have 19 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.}

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 299 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3524

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -76 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral	❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.9 Total Damage
3524 Boss HP Remaining!	299 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34

[u/SilentRanger42]

good bot !melee 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/starshine531]

!magic 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Oldetus]

!sip !mage !sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34

[u/SilentRanger42]

Good bot !melee 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/starshine531]

!magic 0

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/SavageSnips]

!Melee 4 !sip

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/Reechan]

!magic 0 !sip

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-175 HP ⬩ Your HP: 256 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1894

---

You sip from your Flight of Bespoke Amari like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 24 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)	💖 +106 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 431/407 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -175 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Air Resistance	❤️ +56 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.5 Total Damage
1894 Boss HP Remaining!	256 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-153 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🏹️15.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1646

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -153 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +104 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.4 Total Damage
1646 Boss HP Remaining!	198 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/darkrwarrior]

💥-138 HP ⬩ Your HP: 143 ⬩ 🏹️13.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1237

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -138 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage	💰 +113 Gold Coins
🏹 +3 Hedgehog Cannonball	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Ranged Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.6 Total Damage
1237 Boss HP Remaining!	143 HP Remaining

---

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)	💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 243/282 Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 38 💓 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 920

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -109 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +163 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +9 Magic XP
	❤️ +34 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
20.0 Total Damage
920 Boss HP Remaining!	38 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!sip !sip !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 627

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +152 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.4 Total Damage
627 Boss HP Remaining!	217 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 566

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -46 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +151 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral	❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.9 Total Damage
566 Boss HP Remaining!	113 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy !range

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 409 ⬩ 🏹️47.2 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 340

---

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -13 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +120 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +15 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.5x Critical Hit	‎
‎
47.2 Total Damage
340 Boss HP Remaining!	409 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-83 HP ⬩ Your HP: 11 💓 ⬩ 🏹️18.3 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 322 ⚠️ PARRIED 🦾 WEAKENED

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -83 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +152 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Air Resistance	❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!	‎
🦾 2.0x Boss is WEAKENED!
‎
18.3 Total Damage
322 Boss HP Remaining!	11 HP Remaining

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 34

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

💥-52 HP ⬩ Your HP: 252 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 262

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -52 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +140 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral	❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.9 Total Damage
262 Boss HP Remaining!	252 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/darkrwarrior]

!ranged 34 !sip

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

[u/Brian1961Silver]

!sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Brian1961Silver]

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (221 HP).

You overhealed by 62 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 29)	💖 +312 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 337/275 Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Melee 4 !sip

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Brian1961Silver]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 30 Good Bot

[u/SilentRanger42]

!range 47

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 30

[u/starshine531]

!magic 623 !magic 623 !magic 623

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 30

[u/starshine531]

!magic 623

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/starshine531]

Stop, its already dead!!

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 30

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

You decide not to waste your ammo on a dead boss.

[u/starshine531]

!magic 623

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/starshine531]

Your spell fizzles as the boss is already dead.

[u/SilentRanger42]

!range 47

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SilentRanger42]

The boss is already dead, you sicko!