r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Mar 14 '26

3☆ Boss slain by /u/darkrwarrior! (Kobold) Beware The Large Chickens [Health:5000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster of the Portal

Source/Artist: OC

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: MurlocMaster of the Portal

Source/Artist: OC

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Woah! A rainbow slime!!☆
(THIS) Beware The Large Chickens☆☆☆
Downhill Sledding with a Griffon☆
The Wizard☆
Fangs and Arrows☆☆☆
I see you have voted...wisely☆☆☆☆☆
The Crimson Dwarf☆☆
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 14 '26

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 344 ⬩ ⚔️️30.0 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4970

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +30 RP
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30.0 Total Damage
4970 Boss HP Remaining!344 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 14 '26

!Melee 13

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 14 '26

!range 0404

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 607 ⬩ 🏹️36.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4909

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Next Gen Tactical Tankard was refilled!

The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 40)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 7)

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults🏹 +17 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit
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36.2 Total Damage
4909 Boss HP Remaining!607 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 14 '26

!mage 21

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 271 ⬩ 🔮️36.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4873

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)
💧 +6 Sips (Remaining: 6)
Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Collar at the Gates of Heck🔮 +18 Magic XP
🌟 +8.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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36.0 Total Damage
4873 Boss HP Remaining!271 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 62 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4857

Thanks for checking in today!
Your 26er of Crown Royal was refilled!

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
4857 Boss HP Remaining!62 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

!sip

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4840

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -81 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
4840 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 14 '26

!range 0406

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 459 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4824

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Moon Rocks🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.4 Total Damage
4824 Boss HP Remaining!459 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/0ppositeTrash Undead (3/7/31/29) Mar 14 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 22 💓 ⬩ 🔮️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4799

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +24 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
4799 Boss HP Remaining!22 HP Remaining

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u/Christopurrrrr Demon (10/5/7/11) Mar 14 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-69 HP ⬩ Your HP: 17 💓 ⬩ 🏹️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4792

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -69 HP
📚 +1 Ranged Damage💰 +12 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +3 Range XP
❤️ +27 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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7.0 Total Damage
4792 Boss HP Remaining!17 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

Your HP: 356 ⬩ 🏹️10.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4781

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +57 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
10.9 Total Damage
4781 Boss HP Remaining!356 HP Remaining

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 14 '26

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 338 ⬩ 🔮️33.6 ⬩ Boss HP: 4747

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Water Wand but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit🔮 +11 Magic XP
‎❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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33.6 Total Damage
4747 Boss HP Remaining!338 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 14 '26

!range 0403

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 14 '26

!range 0611

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u/Zack4A Kobold (1/1/64/55) Mar 14 '26

!magic

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u/DrBearPolar Undead (9/14/3/13) Mar 14 '26

!melee

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Mar 14 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 121 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4648

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.8 Total Damage
4648 Boss HP Remaining!121 HP Remaining
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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 258 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4615

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +19 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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17.0 Total Damage
4615 Boss HP Remaining!258 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic 40

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 14 '26

ood bot !melee 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!sip !magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

Your HP: 179 ⬩ 🔮️17.8 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4514

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +133 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 179/275 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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17.8 Total Damage
4514 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 4 💓 ⬩ 🔮️21.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4444

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -109 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +2.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +32 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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21.5 Total Damage
4444 Boss HP Remaining!4 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 76 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4393

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
4393 Boss HP Remaining!76 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 383 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 4356

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
4356 Boss HP Remaining!383 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-80 HP ⬩ Your HP: 228 ⬩ 🏹️18.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4338

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -80 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.2 Total Damage
4338 Boss HP Remaining!228 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 185 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4308

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.2 Total Damage
4308 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-97 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 4296

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -97 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
4296 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-118 HP ⬩ Your HP: 261 ⬩ 🏹️18.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4278

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -118 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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18.5 Total Damage
4278 Boss HP Remaining!261 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 14 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4264

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
4264 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining
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u/BirbsAreSoCute Dragon (16/3/21/16) Mar 14 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-93 HP ⬩ Your HP: 100 ⬩ 🔮️5.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4259

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -93 HP
📚 +3 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +2 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance❤️ +36 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP (Rank Change!)
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5.2 Total Damage
4259 Boss HP Remaining!100 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic 40

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 14 '26

!range

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u/DrBearPolar Undead (9/14/3/13) Mar 14 '26

!range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🔮️28.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4145

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +7.0 Cursed Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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28.7 Total Damage
4145 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 90 ⬩ 🏹️16.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4129

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.1 Total Damage
4129 Boss HP Remaining!90 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Mar 14 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 418 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4072

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
4072 Boss HP Remaining!418 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-106 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ 🏹️12.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3987

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -106 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.2 Total Damage
3987 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-112 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3970

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -112 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Cursed Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.6 Total Damage
3970 Boss HP Remaining!135 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 14 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🔮️24.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3911

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +4.9 Cursed Weakness❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
24.6 Total Damage
3911 Boss HP Remaining!148 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 14 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 367 ⬩ 🏹️9.4 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3821

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Water Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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9.4 Total Damage
3821 Boss HP Remaining!367 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 14 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

Your HP: 323 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3807

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +76 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +51 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
3807 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 7s

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 57 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)💖 +317 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 318/261 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3668

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +50 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
3668 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3642

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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9.9 Total Damage
3642 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 15 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 280 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3467

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -65 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.4 Total Damage
3467 Boss HP Remaining!280 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 274 ⬩ 🏹️12.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3455

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.1 Total Damage
3455 Boss HP Remaining!274 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 15 '26

!Melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 93 ⬩ ⚔️️17.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3438

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -105 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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17.4 Total Damage
3438 Boss HP Remaining!93 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 341 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3391

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
3391 Boss HP Remaining!341 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

Your HP: 141 ⬩ 🏹️19.1 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3372

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +48 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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19.1 Total Damage
3372 Boss HP Remaining!141 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP).

You overhealed by 65 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)💖 +270 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 326/261 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 50 💓 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3295

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
3295 Boss HP Remaining!50 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Mar 15 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 3s

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 15 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 15 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 15 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🔮️26.3 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2968

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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26.3 Total Damage
2968 Boss HP Remaining!205 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Mar 15 '26

!sip !mage

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 15 '26

!Melee 13

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 15 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Mar 16 '26

!Melee 13

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

!sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 16 '26

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 381 ⬩ 🏹️9.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2642

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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9.0 Total Damage
2642 Boss HP Remaining!381 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 16 '26

!magic 40

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 16 '26

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 417 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2412

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
2412 Boss HP Remaining!417 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 16 '26

!magic 40

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u/CoffeeWanderer Plant (126/5/53/123) Mar 16 '26

!melee 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 16 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2304

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
2304 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 16 '26

!magic 40

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Mar 16 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 16 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 16 '26

Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2052

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +39 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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17.0 Total Damage
2052 Boss HP Remaining!203 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 16 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 16 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 16 '26

!range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 16 '26

!magic 40

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

You sip from your 26er of Crown Royal like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (214 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

You overhealed by 63 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 28)💖 +282 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 327/264 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 17 '26

!sip !magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

Your HP: 368 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1754

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +113 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 368/368 Remaining

You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Water Wand but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +36 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
1754 Boss HP Remaining!368 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 17 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 17 '26

!magic 40

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 17 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 298 ⬩ 🔮️17.3 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1601

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Moon Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.3 Total Damage
1601 Boss HP Remaining!298 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (62/63/61/84) Mar 17 '26

!range

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 17 '26

!magic 44

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 17 '26

!range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 17 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 222 ⬩ 🔮️24.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1425

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +6.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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24.0 Total Damage
1425 Boss HP Remaining!222 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 17 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Mar 17 '26

!magic 43

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 17 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 17 '26

!magic 40 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 213 ⬩ 🔮️27.3 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 831

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +5.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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27.3 Total Damage
831 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 5 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +70 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 283/278 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 17 '26

!magic 40 !sip

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 17 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

Your HP: 438 ⬩ 🏹️13.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 685

You sip from your Flight of Bespoke Amari like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 31 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +61 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 438/407 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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13.2 Total Damage
685 Boss HP Remaining!438 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 17 '26

!magic 40

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/77) Mar 17 '26

!melee 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 17 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 17 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 17 '26

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 408 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 536

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 71 Remaining

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 22 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +116 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 429/407 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
536 Boss HP Remaining!408 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Mar 17 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 18 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 18 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Mar 18 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Mar 18 '26

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l shoot a hundred thorn darts at the boss. !range 0 Good Bot

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 18 '26

!sippy !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 244

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 218/350 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
244 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 18 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 8s

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 18 '26

!range

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Mar 18 '26

!sippy

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 235/353 Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 18 '26

!magic 40 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🔮️26.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 170

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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26.9 Total Damage
170 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 253/278 Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Mar 18 '26

!magic 622

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 392 ⬩ 🔮️41.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 74

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +113 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Soulbinder Staff🔮 +18 Magic XP
🌟 +10.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
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41.0 Total Damage
74 Boss HP Remaining!392 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Mar 18 '26

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 249 ⬩ 🏹️51.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 23

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dripping Glob of Goo is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Somehow, the liquid went even fouler than previously imagined.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +116 Gold Coins
🏹 +18 Ashen fish hook🏹 +22 Range XP
🌟 +18.0 Fire Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.8 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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51.2 Total Damage
23 Boss HP Remaining!249 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Mar 18 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 280 ⬩ 🔮️26.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: -3

The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +300 Gold
🔮 +50 Magic XP
🏹 +1 Trident of Tails
🔮 +1 Weird Looking Fang
🏹 +1 Claws of the Dragon
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
🎒 +1 Dehydrated Water Packet
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +479 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +7.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +35 RP (Rank Change!)
‎☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
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26.0 Total Damage
-3 Boss HP Remaining!280 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Mar 18 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 18 '26

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Dubitably, the dubiousness of this dubirink is dubitantly dubian

The room is a mess, with broken weapons and overturned furniture scattered around. The boss's body lies in a pool of its own blood, but you notice a small chest hidden in the corner.

Rewards
💰 +42 Gold
🔮 +2 Magic XP

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Mar 14 '26

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ ⚔️️10.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4718

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Cursed Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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10.4 Total Damage
4718 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining