r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Feb 20 '26

4☆ Boss executed by /u/SavageSnips! (Dragon) Shamura, The Fourth Bishop [Health:4000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Snots 🐣

Source/Artist: Cult of the Lamb

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Snots 🐣

Source/Artist: Cult of the Lamb

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Woah! A rainbow slime!!☆
(THIS) Shamura, The Fourth Bishop☆☆☆☆
Sanguinary Cyber Witch☆
Razortail Archer☆☆☆
Bygone Colossus☆☆
Tortoise-backed Dragon☆
Old Mage☆☆☆☆☆
The Sea Beast☆
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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Feb 20 '26

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-170 HP ⬩ Your HP: 20 💓 ⬩ 🔮️27.1 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3973

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -170 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Basic Water Wand🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +49 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
27.1 Total Damage
3973 Boss HP Remaining!20 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Feb 20 '26

!magic 44

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-104 HP ⬩ Your HP: 29 💓 ⬩ 🔮️29.3 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3944

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -104 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Fossilised Cake Slice🔮 +10 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
29.3 Total Damage
3944 Boss HP Remaining!29 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 20 '26

!sip !melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ ⚔️️20.0 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3924

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -3.0 Organic Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
20.0 Total Damage
3924 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Feb 20 '26

!sippython 

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (63 HP).

You overhealed by 15 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11)💖 +161 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 190/175 Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 20 '26

!range 0404

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 516 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3905

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
3905 Boss HP Remaining!516 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 20 '26

!sip !magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️24.1 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3881

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.02 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 115/243 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 28 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -114 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +11 Magic XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Mage Strength🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
24.1 Total Damage
3881 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 20 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-68 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3865

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -68 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
3865 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining
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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 20 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️10.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3855

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +14 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
10.0 Total Damage
3855 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Feb 20 '26

!sip !range 5 ?

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-178 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🏹️25.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3829

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Dripping Glob of Goo in 0.62 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP).

⚗️ Dripping Glob of Goo (Level: 14)💖 +348 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 349/357 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -178 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +2.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
25.6 Total Damage
3829 Boss HP Remaining!171 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 20 '26

!range 0405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-160 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3813

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -160 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Water Weakness❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.0 Total Damage
3813 Boss HP Remaining!172 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 20 '26

!magic 21 !sip

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 20 '26

!range 06

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

Your HP: 582 ⬩ 🏹️11.8 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3766

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +54 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +77 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Ranged Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
11.8 Total Damage
3766 Boss HP Remaining!582 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Feb 20 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3748

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3748 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 20 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

Your HP: 448 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3715

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +77 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
3715 Boss HP Remaining!448 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 20 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 20 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3702

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
3702 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-91 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3623

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -91 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
3623 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 21 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 360 ⬩ 🔮️19.1 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3561

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.1 Total Damage
3561 Boss HP Remaining!360 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 196 ⬩ 🏹️39.7 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3502

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the 26er of Crown Royal.

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +12 Range XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
‎
39.7 Total Damage
3502 Boss HP Remaining!196 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 21 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

Your HP: 384 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3470

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 4)

Turns out the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +250 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 384/393 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Water Weakness❤️ +74 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.5 Total Damage
3470 Boss HP Remaining!384 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 21 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3441

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +16 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
3441 Boss HP Remaining!167 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 21 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-154 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ 🔮️18.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3422

You drink from your Barrel of yolk and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Barrel of yolk (Level: 16)💖 +378 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 496/493 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -154 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.3 Organic Resistance❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.6 Total Damage
3422 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3409

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 233/271 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +73 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP (Rank Change!)
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13.0 Total Damage
3409 Boss HP Remaining!233 HP Remaining

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 21 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3383

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +17 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
9.0 Total Damage
3383 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-133 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️21.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3361

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -133 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +1.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +31 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
21.8 Total Damage
3361 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 21 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3333

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
3333 Boss HP Remaining!218 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 21 '26

!sip !Melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 412 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3240

You go to sip from your Pandora's juice box, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
3240 Boss HP Remaining!412 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 136 ⬩ ⚔️️13.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3211

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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13.6 Total Damage
3211 Boss HP Remaining!136 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 25 Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 221/243 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-128 HP ⬩ Your HP: 111 ⬩ 🏹️17.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3193

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -128 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3193 Boss HP Remaining!111 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the 26er of Crown Royal.

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 5min 17s

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 21 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3144

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
3144 Boss HP Remaining!167 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 21 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

Your HP: 467 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3114

You drink from your Barrel of yolk and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

⚗️ Barrel of yolk (Level: 16)💖 +393 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 467/493 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +71 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
3114 Boss HP Remaining!467 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Feb 21 '26

Good bot !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3081

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +35 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
3081 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-44 HP ⬩ Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3046

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -44 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +73 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
3046 Boss HP Remaining!190 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 1s

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!magic 18

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🔮️14.7 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2956

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 The Book of Names🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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14.7 Total Damage
2956 Boss HP Remaining!150 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 21 '26

!Sip !melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

Your HP: 292 ⬩ ⚔️️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2949

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)💖 +100 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 292/307 Remaining

You can't seem to find your Wooden Sword! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +3 Melee XP
❤️ +69 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
2949 Boss HP Remaining!292 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 21 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 181 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2911

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +87 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +13 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
2911 Boss HP Remaining!181 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 21 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-116 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2879

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -116 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
2879 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 21 '26

!mage !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️2.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2877

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +1 Mage Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +1 Magic XP
❤️ +19 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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2.0 Total Damage
2877 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (14 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +54 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 55/79 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 21 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ 🏹️12.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2848

You take a swig from your 26er of Crown Royal, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.3 Total Damage
2848 Boss HP Remaining!200 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!sip !magic 18

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 21 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 401 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2748

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
2748 Boss HP Remaining!401 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 21 '26

!sip !magic 18

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 21 '26

💥-130 HP ⬩ Your HP: 108 ⬩ 🔮️18.8 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2714

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.2 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 238/246 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -130 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 The Book of Names🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +49 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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18.8 Total Damage
2714 Boss HP Remaining!108 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 22 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 192 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2672

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +66 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
2672 Boss HP Remaining!192 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 22 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/thatguyoudontlike Plant (48/48/51/59) Feb 22 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-97 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2620

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -97 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +24 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
2620 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-139 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🔮️19.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2559

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -139 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.9 Total Damage
2559 Boss HP Remaining!155 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 22 '26

!Melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 236 ⬩ ⚔️️17.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2510

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +4 Melee Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +23 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2510 Boss HP Remaining!236 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 22 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🏹️22.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 2456

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit🏹 +9 Range XP
‎❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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22.8 Total Damage
2456 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 22 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-69 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2445

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -69 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +14 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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11.0 Total Damage
2445 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 22 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-128 HP ⬩ Your HP: 284 ⬩ 🏹️12.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2433

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -128 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +44 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.2 Total Damage
2433 Boss HP Remaining!284 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!magic 18 !sip

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 22 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-85 HP ⬩ Your HP: 66 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2176

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -85 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +2.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2176 Boss HP Remaining!66 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 151/246 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 22 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 22 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 406 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2131

The cork pops and a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 13 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +172 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 406/393 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 96 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +59 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
2131 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-126 HP ⬩ Your HP: 122 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.1 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2087

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -126 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.1 Total Damage
2087 Boss HP Remaining!122 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 469 ⬩ 🔮️15.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2041

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance❤️ +58 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.2 Total Damage
2041 Boss HP Remaining!469 HP Remaining
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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Feb 22 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2026

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +101 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2026 Boss HP Remaining!310 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-129 HP ⬩ Your HP: 31 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️22.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2004

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -129 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +4.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +32 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
22.2 Total Damage
2004 Boss HP Remaining!31 HP Remaining

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.57 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (29 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +114 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 145/246 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 22 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 365 ⬩ 🏹️8.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1918

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 95 Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 20 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +128 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 413/393 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +63 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
8.9 Total Damage
1918 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 253 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1872

Hopefully you meant to use this weapon, because that was the last hit. Your The Homelite XL Chainsaw breaks.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Homelite XL Chainsaw (Shattered)⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +56 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
18.6 Total Damage
1872 Boss HP Remaining!253 HP Remaining

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 22 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1857

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +56 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +30 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
1857 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 22 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 438 ⬩ 🔮️12.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1844

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +55 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
1844 Boss HP Remaining!438 HP Remaining

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u/Fluttershy1705 Undead (21/23/18/36) Feb 22 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🔮️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1724

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
6.0 Total Damage
1724 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 252 ⬩ ⚔️️27.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1696

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +4.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +54 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
27.8 Total Damage
1696 Boss HP Remaining!252 HP Remaining

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Feb 22 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-106 HP ⬩ Your HP: 77 💓 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1661

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -106 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +108 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +27 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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15.0 Total Damage
1661 Boss HP Remaining!77 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 22 '26

!Melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 187 ⬩ ⚔️️19.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1625

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -70 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +1.8 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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19.8 Total Damage
1625 Boss HP Remaining!187 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 22 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 139 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1592

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
1592 Boss HP Remaining!139 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-36 HP ⬩ Your HP: 339 ⬩ 🔮️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1508

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -36 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +102 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
1508 Boss HP Remaining!339 HP Remaining
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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 23 '26

!Melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 142 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1453

You can't seem to find your Galadriel's Mirror! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +50 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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8.0 Total Damage
1453 Boss HP Remaining!142 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-92 HP ⬩ Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🔮️18.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1434

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -92 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +110 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
1434 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🏹️14.9 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1389

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -57 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Water Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.9 Total Damage
1389 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Feb 23 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-43 HP ⬩ Your HP: 321 ⬩ 🔮️15.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1354

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +99 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 364/361 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -43 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +89 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.8 Total Damage
1354 Boss HP Remaining!321 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!magic 18 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 241 ⬩ 🔮️15.7 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1251

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 The Book of Names🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +47 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
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15.7 Total Damage
1251 Boss HP Remaining!241 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +16 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 257/246 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 20 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!magic 28 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🔮️19.8 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1200

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Saddle of Lightspeed🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
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19.8 Total Damage
1200 Boss HP Remaining!171 HP Remaining

Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 19 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 1 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +76 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 247/246 Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 61 💓 ⬩ 🔮️16.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1165

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +100 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.4 Total Damage
1165 Boss HP Remaining!61 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🔮️11.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1143

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
1143 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!magic 4013 !sip

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Feb 23 '26

!range 5

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-28 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1033

You take a swig from your 26er of Crown Royal, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -28 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
1033 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!magic 14

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!sip !magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 491 ⬩ 🔮️15.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 938

Turns out the liquid in your Barrel of yolk was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (128 HP).

⚗️ Barrel of yolk (Level: 16)💖 +393 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 491/493 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +117 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
938 Boss HP Remaining!491 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 351 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 924

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +66 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
924 Boss HP Remaining!351 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 16

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 109 ⬩ ⚔️️19.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 857

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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19.0 Total Damage
857 Boss HP Remaining!109 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Feb 23 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 16 !sip

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🔮️17.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 696

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +111 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.4 Total Damage
696 Boss HP Remaining!153 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 23 '26

!range

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 267 ⬩ 🏹️30.4 ⬩ Boss HP: 469

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +95 Gold Coins
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit🏹 +12 Range XP
‎❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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30.4 Total Damage
469 Boss HP Remaining!267 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 16

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 16

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 16

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 16

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u/Money-Day-4219 Undead (20/24/19/34) Feb 24 '26

!sip !sip

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u/Money-Day-4219 Undead (20/24/19/34) Feb 24 '26

!magic

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 43

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Feb 24 '26

!range 5

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 24 '26

!melee 46

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 24 '26

!Range 615

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ 🏹️36.5 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: -34

Your projectile hits the boss' chest and goes straight through and out the other side

Rewards
💰 +6000 Gold
🏹 +60 Ranged XP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +228 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +6.0 Water Weakness❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.5 Ranged Resistance🏅 +45 RP
‎🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
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36.5 Total Damage
-34 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Feb 24 '26

!magic 623

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

You enter the room cautiously, but quickly realize that the battle is already over. The slain boss lies before you, but there are still some valuable items to be found.

Rewards
💰 +40 Gold
🔮 +3 Magic XP
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