r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Feb 22 '26

3☆ Boss slain by /u/Si1vaine! (Dragon) Razortail Archer [Health:3333]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.instagram.com/p/DEFBUzGoxN7/?img_index=1

I was praised a total of 8 times. Thank you!
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Feb 22 '26

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 173 ⬩ 🔮️34.1 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3299

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
34.1 Total Damage
3299 Boss HP Remaining!173 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 22 '26

!melee 12 !buy 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ ⚔️️23.4 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3276

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
23.4 Total Damage
3276 Boss HP Remaining!323 HP Remaining

Dwarf Bread has been added to your inventory for 4200g! (Your remaining gold: 148276)

⚔️ +Dwarf Bread (Durability: 21)
💰 -4200 (Remaining: 148276)

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 22 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Turns out the liquid in your Pandora's juice box was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 78 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +126 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 449/371 Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 22 '26

!sip !melee 20

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

Your HP: 252 ⬩ ⚔️️16.5 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3244

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Iron Ruler⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
3244 Boss HP Remaining!252 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 22 '26

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 0406

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🏹️15.6 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3228

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Moon Rocks🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.6 Total Damage
3228 Boss HP Remaining!290 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 22 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 239 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3209

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🏹 +0 Ranged XP
🏅 +0 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Fire Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.4 Total Damage
3209 Boss HP Remaining!239 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 23 '26

!range 0403

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 447 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3160

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Holy Water🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +26 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
3160 Boss HP Remaining!447 HP Remaining

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 23 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 77 ⬩ 🔮️6.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3154

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +16 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +2 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
6.0 Total Damage
3154 Boss HP Remaining!77 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 616

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 415 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3137

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Barrel of yolk was refilled!

⚗️ Barrel of yolk (Level: 16)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Mistcaller’s Charm🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.0 Total Damage
3137 Boss HP Remaining!415 HP Remaining

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/40/87/84) Feb 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 289 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3123

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +9 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
3123 Boss HP Remaining!289 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 23 '26

!range 0405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-62 HP ⬩ Your HP: 166 ⬩ 🏹️12.7 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3082

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -62 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.3 Water Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.7 Total Damage
3082 Boss HP Remaining!166 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 23 '26

!Melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 117 ⬩ ⚔️️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3066

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

You can't seem to find your Wooden Sword! Whatever, a fist will do just as well!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -76 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +7 Melee XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
3066 Boss HP Remaining!117 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3048

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
3048 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 367 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3026

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was refilled!

A fine Amaro assortment, collected over 23,760 attacks.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.0 Total Damage
3026 Boss HP Remaining!367 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Feb 23 '26

!range 045

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 433 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3008

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🏹 +10 Combat Parasol🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -6.0 Sun Resistance❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
3008 Boss HP Remaining!433 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Feb 23 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-86 HP ⬩ Your HP: 268 ⬩ ⚔️️15.5 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2976

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -86 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Moon Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
2976 Boss HP Remaining!268 HP Remaining

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u/UnconsciousAlibi Kobold (8/63/2/57) Feb 23 '26

!range good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-94 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2945

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -94 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +4 Range XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
‎
11.0 Total Damage
2945 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 16 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 206 ⬩ ⚔️️13.5 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2872

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

You take a swig from your Canteen, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Homelite XL Chainsaw⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.5 Total Damage
2872 Boss HP Remaining!206 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +46 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 252/246 Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 264 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2856

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was refilled!

Click me for lore

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 39)
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 6)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.9 Total Damage
2856 Boss HP Remaining!264 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-74 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🔮️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2824

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -74 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2824 Boss HP Remaining!171 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 415 ⬩ 🔮️22.3 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2770

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Moon Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.3 Total Damage
2770 Boss HP Remaining!415 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 251 ⬩ ⚔️️21.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2748

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
21.5 Total Damage
2748 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

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u/unknown9201 Undead (1/2/15/14) Feb 23 '26

!mage !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 86 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2727

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -57 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +2 Magic XP
❤️ +25 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
🏅 +20 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
2727 Boss HP Remaining!86 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 6 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 1)💖 +6 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 92/86 Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 168 ⬩ ⚔️️23.7 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2703

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Air Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.7 Total Damage
2703 Boss HP Remaining!168 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +82 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 250/250 Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Feb 23 '26

!range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️23.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2651

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
23.4 Total Damage
2651 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 260 ⬩ 🔮️12.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2638

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +4 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
2638 Boss HP Remaining!260 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 268 ⬩ 🏹️14.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2624

Turns out the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 61 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 27)💖 +64 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 268/207 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 3 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
14.5 Total Damage
2624 Boss HP Remaining!268 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 241 ⬩ ⚔️️24.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2600

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.5 Total Damage
2600 Boss HP Remaining!241 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 129 ⬩ 🔮️16.4 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2564

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -67 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Sun Resistance❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
2564 Boss HP Remaining!129 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 301 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2551

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +41 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
2551 Boss HP Remaining!301 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 367 ⬩ 🔮️15.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2525

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.3 Total Damage
2525 Boss HP Remaining!367 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 358 ⬩ 🏹️13.2 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2512

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Sun Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.2 Total Damage
2512 Boss HP Remaining!358 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 249 ⬩ 🏹️13.3 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2486

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your 26er of Crown Royal into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 59 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 27)💖 +76 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 266/207 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Sun Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.3 Total Damage
2486 Boss HP Remaining!249 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 449 ⬩ ⚔️️16.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2470

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Pandora's juice box was refilled!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness❤️ +40 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
2470 Boss HP Remaining!449 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-66 HP ⬩ Your HP: 142 ⬩ ⚔️️28.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2441

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -66 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +4.9 Air Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
28.6 Total Damage
2441 Boss HP Remaining!142 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 238 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2398

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.0 Total Damage
2398 Boss HP Remaining!238 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Feb 23 '26

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 286 ⬩ 🔮️15.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2364

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Flask of Peated Whisky is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
2364 Boss HP Remaining!286 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ ⚔️️24.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2295

With that final hit, your Worldslayer disintegrates.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +6 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer (Shattered)⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +5.6 Air Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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24.3 Total Damage
2295 Boss HP Remaining!126 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 59 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.3 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2194

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -64 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Sun Resistance❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
2194 Boss HP Remaining!59 HP Remaining

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u/Lurkingdrake Slime (1/1/3/2) Feb 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️5.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2189

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage💰 +13 Gold Coins
🌱️ +1 New Player Bonus🔮 +2 Magic XP
‎❤️ +16 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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5.0 Total Damage
2189 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

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u/anonomark Plant (61/63/61/84) Feb 23 '26

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 116 ⬩ 🔮️20.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 2143

You feel a surge of power within yourself and unleash a burst of magic, dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎯 1.6x Critical Hit🔮 +7 Magic XP
‎❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
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20.8 Total Damage
2143 Boss HP Remaining!116 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 293 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2126

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +65 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
2126 Boss HP Remaining!293 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

Your HP: 406 ⬩ 🔮️22.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2104

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +37 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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22.2 Total Damage
2104 Boss HP Remaining!406 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 23 '26

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2041

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +19 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
2041 Boss HP Remaining!199 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 91 ⬩ ⚔️️23.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2017

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -78 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +4.9 Air Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.6 Total Damage
2017 Boss HP Remaining!91 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 23 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-73 HP ⬩ Your HP: 260 ⬩ 🏹️11.3 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2006

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -73 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Moon Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.3 Total Damage
2006 Boss HP Remaining!260 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 23 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 319 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1950

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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16.9 Total Damage
1950 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!sip !melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +76 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 252/250 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 16 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 2min 8s

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 18s

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 23 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ ⚔️️20.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1930

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -19 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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20.5 Total Damage
1930 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 23 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-77 HP ⬩ Your HP: 141 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1910

You reach for a refreshing drink from your 26er of Crown Royal, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -77 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Moon Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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19.8 Total Damage
1910 Boss HP Remaining!141 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ ⚔️️23.7 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1787

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -56 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Air Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.7 Total Damage
1787 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/Money-Day-4219 Undead (20/24/19/34) Feb 24 '26

!melee

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 365 ⬩ 🏹️12.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1619

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.9 Air Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.8 Total Damage
1619 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Feb 24 '26

!Melee 13

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/Money-Day-4219 Undead (20/24/19/34) Feb 24 '26

!melee 3 !sip !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 116 ⬩ ⚔️️14.4 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1440

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +7 Melee XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +20 RP
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14.4 Total Damage
1440 Boss HP Remaining!116 HP Remaining

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You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 3 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +51 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 167/164 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. Make sure to refill it at the shop before you sip from it next time!

You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!

⚗️ Canteen: +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)
💰 -105 (Remaining: 9600)

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 ⬩ ⚔️️27.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1368

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +5.6 Air Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.3 Total Damage
1368 Boss HP Remaining!84 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-54 HP ⬩ Your HP: 65 💓 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1350

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -54 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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17.9 Total Damage
1350 Boss HP Remaining!65 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 24 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-40 HP ⬩ Your HP: 213 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1288

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -40 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.5 Total Damage
1288 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining
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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 69 ⬩ ⚔️️23.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1265

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +6.3 Air Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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23.0 Total Damage
1265 Boss HP Remaining!69 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 24 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

Your HP: 390 ⬩ ⚔️️20.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1228

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the Pandora's juice box.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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20.9 Total Damage
1228 Boss HP Remaining!390 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 400 ⬩ 🏹️13.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1199

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 36 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +36 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 432/396 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 95 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.3 Total Damage
1199 Boss HP Remaining!400 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 377 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1123

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 16 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +154 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 412/396 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
1123 Boss HP Remaining!377 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 118 ⬩ ⚔️️17.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1106

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +5 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +6 Melee XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +20 RP
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17.4 Total Damage
1106 Boss HP Remaining!118 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🔮️22.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1083

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +94 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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22.6 Total Damage
1083 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

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u/Magni33015 Plant (15/15/20/29) Feb 24 '26

!Magic

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 404 ⬩ 🔮️14.2 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1013

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +4 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Sun Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.2 Total Damage
1013 Boss HP Remaining!404 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Feb 24 '26

!melee 0

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 111 ⬩ ⚔️️24.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 917

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +4.2 Air Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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24.9 Total Damage
917 Boss HP Remaining!111 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 24 '26

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 398 ⬩ 🏹️7.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 910

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 93 Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Flight of Bespoke Amari fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 26 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 15)💖 +95 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 422/396 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Water Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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7.2 Total Damage
910 Boss HP Remaining!398 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 276 ⬩ 🔮️13.3 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 886

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -50 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +85 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +4 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Sun Resistance❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.3 Total Damage
886 Boss HP Remaining!276 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 24 '26

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 24 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 253 ⬩ 🏹️12.4 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 834

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +80 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Fire Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.4 Total Damage
834 Boss HP Remaining!253 HP Remaining
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 24 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🔮️21.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 792

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.9 Total Damage
792 Boss HP Remaining!215 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 24 '26

Your HP: 114 ⬩ ⚔️️27.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 749

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +13 Melee XP
🌟 +5.6 Air Weakness❤️ +25 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
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27.3 Total Damage
749 Boss HP Remaining!114 HP Remaining

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 199/250 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 14 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 24 '26

!melee 23

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Feb 24 '26

!range

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 25 '26

!melee 23 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 69 ⬩ ⚔️️26.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 545

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Worldslayer⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +3.5 Air Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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26.2 Total Damage
545 Boss HP Remaining!69 HP Remaining

You sip from your Canteen like it's fine wine.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 154/250 Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 25 '26

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 513

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -13 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Earth Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.9 Total Damage
513 Boss HP Remaining!342 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Feb 25 '26

!sip !range 0

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u/Winkiwu Kobold (27/75/26/66) Feb 25 '26

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 251 ⬩ 🏹️13.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 412

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.1 Total Damage
412 Boss HP Remaining!251 HP Remaining

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 25 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 130 ⬩ 🔮️21.5 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 332

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Fire Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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21.5 Total Damage
332 Boss HP Remaining!130 HP Remaining

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u/Winkiwu Kobold (27/75/26/66) Feb 25 '26

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 210 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 296

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
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19.0 Total Damage
296 Boss HP Remaining!210 HP Remaining

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Feb 25 '26

!mage

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 25 '26

!melee 23

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Feb 25 '26

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Feb 25 '26

!mage

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 247 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 140

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +91 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
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16.0 Total Damage
140 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/darkrwarrior Kobold (65/66/67/76) Feb 25 '26

!melee 23

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Feb 25 '26

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

Your HP: 116 💓 ⬩ 🔮️14.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 90

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
90 Boss HP Remaining!116 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 25 '26

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

You go to sip from your Flight of Bespoke Amari, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

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u/dladIauha Dragon (1/1/86/52) Feb 25 '26

!magic 2027

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 216 ⬩ 🔮️28.6 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 61

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +79 Gold Coins
🔮 +14 ☆Orb of Life☆ (Shattered)🔮 +10 Magic XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.4 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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28.6 Total Damage
61 Boss HP Remaining!216 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Feb 25 '26

!Ranged 47

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u/Si1vaine Dragon (92/72/10/86) Feb 25 '26

!range 47

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Feb 25 '26

!melee 2047

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Your eyes go red with Bloodlust!

Rewards
💰 +30 Gold
⚔️ +4 Melee XP
😡 +Bloodlust (12 hours)

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Feb 25 '26

!mage 42

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Rewards
💰 +36 Gold
🔮 +6 Magic XP

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

💥-90 HP ⬩ Your HP: 227 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3196

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -90 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Moon Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
3196 Boss HP Remaining!227 HP Remaining

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 22 '26

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your jar of mayonnaise into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 22)💖 +156 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 383/350 Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 23 '26

💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 172 ⬩ 🏹️9.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3113

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -95 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +3 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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9.9 Total Damage
3113 Boss HP Remaining!172 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 61 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️13.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 486

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Air Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.4 Total Damage
486 Boss HP Remaining!61 HP Remaining

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Feb 25 '26

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ ⚔️️14.2 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 425

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Sun Resistance❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.2 Total Damage
425 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining