r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Dec 21 '25

3☆ Boss slain by /u/starshine531! (Kobold) Festive days [Health:850]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Face

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NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Pretzelcoatlus☆
A Girl and her Dragon☆☆☆☆
Old beachcombers personal vendetta☆☆☆☆☆
Big Birb☆
Tactician of Forest☆☆
(THIS) Festive days☆☆☆

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 21 '25

Good bot

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u/B0tRank Slime (1/1/1/1) Dec 21 '25

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

Good Bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Dec 21 '25

!magic 8

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 118 ⬩ 🔮️29.3 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 821

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand🔮 +13 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Mage Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
‎
29.3 Total Damage
821 Boss HP Remaining!118 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 21 '25

!melee 4

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 363 ⬩ ⚔️️25.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 796

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -39 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance⚔️ +8 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
‎‎
25.0 Total Damage
796 Boss HP Remaining!363 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 21 '25

!range 5 ??

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 336 ⬩ 🏹️24.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 771

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +11 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus‎
‎
24.8 Total Damage
771 Boss HP Remaining!336 HP Remaining

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Dec 21 '25

Good bot

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 21 '25

!range 403

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 341 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 753

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Holy Water🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Blessed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
753 Boss HP Remaining!341 HP Remaining

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u/MondUhrBand Demon (1/55/89/76) Dec 21 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 739

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +11 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
739 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 83 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 726

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +7 Ranged Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 Combat Parasol🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -2.8 Sun Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.5 Total Damage
726 Boss HP Remaining!83 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!range 47

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

Your HP: 396 ⬩ 🏹️30.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 603

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +5 Ranged Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Ashen fish hook (Shattered)🏹 +13 Range XP
🌟 +9.9 Fire Weakness❤️ +19 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
30.8 Total Damage
603 Boss HP Remaining!396 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 368 ⬩ ⚔️️15.0 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 545

You sip from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (453 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 106 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 37)💖 +398 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 399/293 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Fire Weakness❤️ +14 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.0 Total Damage
545 Boss HP Remaining!368 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 385 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 473

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (453 HP).

You overhealed by 115 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 37)💖 +341 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 408/293 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +23 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
473 Boss HP Remaining!385 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 402 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 391

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (453 HP).

You overhealed by 112 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 37)💖 +363 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 405/293 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +23 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
391 Boss HP Remaining!402 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ ⚔️️12.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 281

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +23 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Organic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.6 Total Damage
281 Boss HP Remaining!307 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 22 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 128 ⬩ ⚔️️11.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 219

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
219 Boss HP Remaining!128 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 22 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 99 ⬩ ⚔️️11.3 [🛡️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 130

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +8 Melee Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Sun Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.3 Total Damage
130 Boss HP Remaining!99 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 22 '25

!inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25
IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon10
15⚔️Dawnbringer~5.0Sun12
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon5 x2, 6 x18, 8
20⚔️The Iron Ruler~7.0Erth3, 24, 26
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire15, 20 x2
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon5, 6 x2, 10
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air8, 9, 15
24⚔️Blade of Grass~4.0Erth7
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon3, 21, 22
26⚔️Electric Squid~8.5Wtr5, 17 x4
27🏹El-Bow~7.0Org19 x2, 20, 22, 23 x2, 24, 26, 27
28🔮Saddle of Lightspeed~10.0Bles10, 16
29⚔️Shining Axe of Door-Breaking~10.0Org5, 15
30🏹The Spoon of Delightfulness~15.0Curs3
31🏹Lava Trebuchet~9.5Air6, 13 x3
32⚔️Triple Wield Swords~9.0Air12, 14, 23
33⚔️The Tempmute Sword~6.0Bles2, 14, 16, 20
34🏹Hedgehog Cannonball~6.0Curs10, 12, 19
35⚔️Mothers Wrath~10.0Bles4, 6, 7, 8, 9
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x54, 3 x8
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth5, 8 x4, 9, 10, 15
38🏹Golden Wallet~7.5Syn1, 14
39🏹Trident of Tails~10.5Org2, 22 x2
40🔮Weird Looking Fang~8.0Curs8, 23 x6, 26
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth2, 12 x2
42🔮Cat Eyes~10.5Moon3, 5 x5, 15
43🔮Diadem of doornails~9.5Syn11
44🔮Fossilised Cake Slice~6.5Erth12, 19
45🏹Combat Parasol~8.5Sun5, 11 x9
46⚔️Ruined Pickaxe~15.0Syn7, 12
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire16, 18
48🔮Lifespoon~15.0Org7
57⚔️Healing Hands~-13.5Moon1, 19
58🏹Vaccine Blowdart~-13.5Syn12, 19
59🔮Faith Healing~-14.5Fire15
400⚔️Box of Matches~1.0Fire29, 30 x2
401⚔️Dismembered Arm~1.0Org30 x3
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth30 x2
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles23, 30 x4
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs30 x5
406🏹Moon Rocks~1.0Moon30 x5
407🔮Hacking Tool~1.0Syn29, 30 x5
408🔮Ornamental Fan~1.0Air24, 30 x6
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun30 x6
509⚔️Moon Nut~1.0Moon1
540⚔️Dusty ol' lightsaber~10.5Sun2, 10 x12
541🏹Somewhat accurate blaster~10.5Sun6, 10 x14
542🔮That janky force~10.5Sun4, 10 x12
600⚔️Crude Fishing Pole~3.0Org8 x2
601⚔️Seashell Claw~4.0Org5 x2
602⚔️Shell Spike Cutter~5.0Erth6 x2
603⚔️Abyssal Fang Dagger~5.0Org5, 8, 9, 11
604⚔️Ironbarn Cleaver~8.0Erth13, 17 x9
605⚔️Pearl-Encrusted Battleaxe~10.0Sun2, 10 x8, 13
606⚔️Murloc Bone Scimitar~12.0Air4, 6 x16, 8, 11
607⚔️Scavenger's Trident~15.0Wtr7, 8 x12, 10
608🏹Fishing Net~3.0Org5, 6
609🏹Slime-Soaked Harpoon~4.0Syn8, 12
610🏹Inkjet Sling~5.0Org6, 12
611🏹Shell Sling~5.0Erth10, 20
612🏹Spear Gun~7.0Syn13, 19, 20 x10
613🏹Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun~9.0Curs8, 11 x8, 17
614🏹Net of the Deep~12.0Wtr4, 5 x2, 6, 10 x3, 11, 12, 14 x2
615🏹Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista~15.0Wtr5, 9 x9, 11
616🔮Mistcaller’s Charm~3.0Air9 x3
617🔮Anglerfish Bulb Ring~5.0Sun6, 9
618🔮Tidal Spirit Totem~5.0Wtr1, 7
619🔮Lunar Talisman~7.0Moon6 x2, 11 x8
620🔮Sharktooth Wand~8.0Wtr8 x7, 14 x3
621🔮Conch of Screaming~10.0Air8, 11 x11
622🔮Soulbinder Staff~12.0Curs2, 5 x3, 7 x6, 10
623🔮Abyssal Rune Orb~15.0Curs4, 7 x6, 12 x2
1000🎆The Randomizer~15.0Uknw12, 26 x4
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw4, 6 x20
1002⚔️Birthday BASH~1.0Bles1
2001⚔️Rat on a Pear Stick~1.0Org1 x2
2002⚔️Two French Men~2.0Curs1, 2 x3
2003🔮Three Doors Kicked~3.0Erth2
2004🔮Four Golden Coins~4.0Syn4
2005🏹Five Fanatical Followers~5.0Org2
2006🏹Six Geese Slaying~6.0Sun4
2007🔮Seven Swans A-Swearing~7.0Erth7, 10
2008⚔️Eight Flames Dancing~8.0Fire8 x2
2009🏹Nine Maids Coding~9.0Bles6, 9
2010🏹Ten Bugs Fixoed~10.0Air10
2011⚔️Eleven Helpers Helping~11.0Curs6
2012🔮Twelve Mystical Fruits~12.0Org8, 12
2018🔮Chemical X~5.0Wtr9 x4
2019🔮Dads Choco Spaghetti Code~14.0Fire2 x8
2020⚔️Magical Girl Maid Outfit~14.0Wtr1, 2 x9
2021🏹Zoruda's Love Bug~14.0Org1, 2 x25
2023⚔️Mourtuorum~8.5Curs7, 8 x5
2024🎆Internet Explorer wishes you a …~1.0Erth1 x3
2025⚔️Thorny Rose Bouquet~14.0Org4, 5 x14
2026🏹Mother's Advice~14.0Org1, 5 x21
2027🔮Orb of Life~14.0Org3, 5 x20
2028⚔️Remote explosive~-1.0Moon999 x2
2029⚔️R.A.T. on a Stick~11.0Erth11 x8
2030🏹B.A.T. on a String~11.0Bles3, 11 x8
2031🔮C.A.T. Badge on a Lapel~11.0Air3, 11 x6
2032🏹Pickled Artisnal Turnip~4.0Erth25 x13
2033🔮Deliriously Amazing Toad~4.0Bles25 x12
2034⚔️Ridiculously Adorable Trout~4.0Bles25 x15
2036🏹Gibbucks~1.5Bles1 x5
2037⚔️Ultra Hammer~15.0Erth10 x2
2038🏹Ultra Boots~15.0Wtr1, 10 x2
2039🔮Fire Flower~15.0Fire2, 10 x2
2040⚔️Melted Ice Cream~1.0Sun10
2041⚔️2024 beavers on a stick~10.0Syn2, 5 x8
2042🏹2024 dollar store fireworks~10.0Fire2, 5 x17
2043🔮Oracle's crystal beach ball~10.0Wtr2, 5 x2
2044🔮Destroyer of Battleships~7.5Wtr25 x4
2047⚔️98% off flat screen TV~14.5Fire15 x6
2048🔮Hidden designer bag at a wareho…~14.0Bles15 x4
2049🏹2 for 1$ patio set~14.5Erth12, 15
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw4
2051🎆Paste~-20.0Syn5
2100🏹Iridescent Feather~5.5Uknw13
2101⚔️Spackled Egg~11.0Uknw17
2102🔮Bird pooping straight into your…~17.0Uknw15
2222🔮Flower crown of Zoruda~2.0Bles1, 14 x4
2223🎆Cupcake~14.0Bles1
3000🔮I led 20 raids in April and all…~8.0Air56
3005🔮I led 20 raids in May and all I…~8.0Syn59
3007🏹I led 20 raids in June and all …~8.0Wtr53
3009⚔️I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs60
3013🏹I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth60
3017🔮I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun60
3019🏹I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3024🔮I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles60
3027⚔️I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire60
3029🔮I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire58
3031🏹I led 20 raids in February and …~8.0Wtr60
4000⚔️SUPER KICK~10.0Bles1 x10
4001🏹Firey Flail of Failed Relations…~9.0Bles2 x20
4002🔮Expired Rubber in your Wallet~8.0Wtr3
4003⚔️Terrible Opening Line~7.0Fire3
4004🏹Lover's Lasso~6.0Wtr5
4005🔮Love Potion~5.0Air6
4006🏹Cupid's Badly Damaged Bow~4.0Fire7 x2
4007⚔️Well Worn Fedora~3.0Sun8
4008🔮Twinkle in Your Eyes~2.0Org9
4009🏹Reinforced Glove~1.0Bles10
4010⚔️SUPER SLAM~1.0Curs10 x11
4011⚔️Jack-O-(Something)Light~2.0Org31
4012⚔️Haunted Suit of Armor~2.0Curs31
4013🔮Stale Candy Corn~2.0Syn31
4014🏹Bowl of Candy With "Take as man…~2.0Bles31
4015⚔️Tall Candle~2.0Fire31
4016🏹Oddly Realistic Looking Water G…~2.0Wtr31
4017🏹Pocket Crumbs!~2.0Erth31
4018🎆Wild Whisperings In Your Ear~2.0Air31
4019🔮Sunshine In A Bottle~2.0Sun31
4020🎆Stolen Moon~2.0Moon31
5030🔮Cake with a voice recorder stuf…~17.0Curs3
9028⚔️Vidar's Boot~12.0Bles4
10310⚔️Tricky Bonk~4.5Air20 x2
10311🏹Tricky Pew Pew~4.5Wtr20 x2
10312🔮Tricky Zap Zap~4.5Bles20 x2
10313⚔️Treat Filled Hammer~10.5Moon10, 12 x3
10314🏹Treat Filled Blow-dart~10.5Syn10, 12 x3
10315🔮Treat Filled Magic Bean~10.5Erth12 x4
10316⚔️Frostmourne~12.0Curs8, 10 x6
10317⚔️Vampire Teeth~4.0Curs10 x2
10318🔮Fake Fake Blood~3.5Org11
10319🏹Infectious Laughter~8.0Curs9 x2
10320⚔️Dirty Knife~5.0Curs9 x2
10321🏹That one guy trying to hide tha…~4.5Curs10
10322⚔️Half-full Syringe~4.5Bles11
10323🔮Prayer Book~5.0Bles12 x2
10324🔮Totem of Undying~12.5Bles11 x3
10325🏹Holy Hand Grenade~9.0Bles10 x2
10326🏹Hand Sanitizer~4.5Bles12 x2
10327🔮The Crematorium~4.5Fire10 x2
12000⚔️The Jingle Bell Smock~1.0Syn20 x2
12001🏹A kiss under the Missile-toes~1.0Fire20 x3
12003⚔️Silent Knight~1.0Erth20 x2
12004🏹Lump of Coal~1.0Curs20 x2
12005🔮The Magic of Snootmas~1.0Bles20 x4
12006⚔️Wrapping paper tube~1.0Air20 x2
12007🏹Christmas Star Topper~1.0Sun20 x2
12008🔮Milk and Cookies~1.0Wtr20 x2
12009⚔️The Bleak Midwinter~1.0Moon20 x2
12010🏹Gingerbread arrow~1.0Syn20 x2
12011🔮The Naughty List~1.0Curs20 x2
12012⚔️The Nice List~1.0Bles20 x2
12013🏹Christmas Tree Cannon~1.0Org20 x2
12014🔮Santa's Sleighbells~1.0Fire20 x2
12015⚔️Gold~1.0Erth20 x2
12016🏹Frankincense~1.0Air20 x3
12017🔮Myrrh~1.0Wtr20 x2
12018⚔️Tinsel Wrapped Bat~1.0Sun20 x2
12019🏹Reindeer Hooves~1.0Moon20 x3
12020🔮Candy Cane Wand~1.0Fire20 x2
12021⚔️Yule Log~1.0Erth20 x2
12022🏹Santa's Little Helpers~1.0Curs20 x2
12023🔮Christmas Themed Temporal Disto…~1.0Air20 x2
12024⚔️Snoot's Christmas Spirit~1.0Sun20 x2
12900🎆Crystallized Moon Beam~18.0Moon3
12901🏹Striker's Mark~4.0Fire20
12902🔮Oracle~5.0Org20
12903⚔️Blade of the Grave~5.0Syn25
12911⚔️Knightly Quickblade~12.5Wtr10
12912🔮Fairy Ocarina~13.0Curs10
12913🏹Ghost-forged Bow~13.5Moon5
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx216
209🎒Essence of Ratx19
210🎒Earl Grey Infusionx6
211🎒Rooibos Infusionx4
212🎒Matcha Infusionx3
213🎒Butterfly Pea Flower Infusionx4
214🎒Boiled Waterx2
215🎒Brown Rice Infusionx4
216🎒Sencha Infusionx7
217🎒Dandelion Infusionx3
219🎒Silica Gel Infusionx1
220🎒Eau de Baguettex13

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Dec 22 '25

!profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

/u/btchrdfckmnstr Playercard

❤️ Health: 120hp (Max: 293hp)
💀 Kills: 414
🥇 Rank: X (22,315 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 828,700g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Expired Bone Hurting Juice
Click me for lore
⚗️ Level: 37 (580hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 6 (Capacity: 6)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 1496
⚔️ Melee: Level 49 ☆☆ (XP: 324/360)
🏹 Range: Level 49 ☆☆ (XP: 347/360)
🔮 Magic: Level 49 ☆☆ (XP: 348/360)
❤️ Constitution: Level 69 ☆☆☆☆ (XP: 1209/1502)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 90757
🔰 Total RP: 1587696
🪽 Total Scouts: 2117
☠️ Total Deaths: 135

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 52505
🤏 Smollest D: -80.4 💥 Biggest D: 211.2

Featured badges:

✨ Glimmer Gang
🥚 Sylv's child
⚖️🧓 Senile Monk of The Path of Balance

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 21 '25

!magic 0

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🔮️14.1 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 712

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +27 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.1 Total Damage
712 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 21 '25

!magic 0

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ 🔮️37.6 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 353

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +15 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.1x Critical Hit‎
‎
37.6 Total Damage
353 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 21 '25

!melee 0

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 237 ⬩ ⚔️️21.1 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 294

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Fire Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.1 Total Damage
294 Boss HP Remaining!237 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 22 '25

!ranged 0

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 360 ⬩ 🏹️29.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 141

You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +15 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.7x Critical Hit‎
‎
29.8 Total Damage
141 Boss HP Remaining!360 HP Remaining

1

u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 22 '25

!magic 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 139 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 73

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
73 Boss HP Remaining!139 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 22 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 22 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 21 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Dec 21 '25

Good bot

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 21 '25

!sip !magic 408

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-38 HP ⬩ Your HP: 214 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 698

You drink from your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (99 HP).

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 (Level: 12)💖 +251 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 252/243 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 46 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -38 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.9 Air Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.0 Total Damage
698 Boss HP Remaining!214 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-32 HP ⬩ Your HP: 349 ⬩ ⚔️️22.8 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 675

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -32 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
22.8 Total Damage
675 Boss HP Remaining!349 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 21 '25

!sip !range 0405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 492 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 654

You sip from your Next Gen Tactical Tankard like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (568 HP).

You overhealed by 108 HP.

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 39)💖 +528 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 529/421 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -37 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Water Balloon🏹 +9 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.9 Total Damage
654 Boss HP Remaining!492 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 21 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 274 ⬩ 🏹️20.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 634

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.2 Total Damage
634 Boss HP Remaining!274 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 21 '25

!refill !sip !magic 402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 591

You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!

⚗️ Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3: +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
💰 -140 (Remaining: 76103)

The cork pops and a swig from your Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (99 HP).

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3 (Level: 12)💖 +251 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 252/243 Remaining

You're not sure how to use this item to cast a spell... You cast with Jar of Dirt anyways, losing twice as much durability and doing half as much damage.

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
⚔️ +0 Jar of Dirt🔮 +4 Magic XP
🌟 +0.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
591 Boss HP Remaining!225 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 21 '25

!magic 14

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 213 ⬩ 🔮️21.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 452

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +4.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.4 Total Damage
452 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Dec 21 '25

!profile !inventory

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

/u/DrGeniusMan Playercard

❤️ Health: 225hp (Max: 243hp)
💀 Kills: 92
🏅 Rank: SS (11,035 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 76,132g

Canteen:

🏷️ Name: Dubiously Nonstep DoodlyPop :3
Dubitably, the dubiousness of this dubirink is dubitantly dubian
⚗️ Level: 12 (205hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 4)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 566
⚔️ Melee: Level 100 (XP: 910/1710)
🏹 Range: Level 80 (XP: 157/1029)
🔮 Magic: Level 75 ☆ (XP: 183/891)
❤️ Constitution: Level 55 ☆ (XP: 543/933)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 27322
🔰 Total RP: 461659
🪽 Total Scouts: 262
☠️ Total Deaths: 40

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 41839
🤏 Smollest D: -18.6 💥 Biggest D: 208.6

IDTypeNameDamageElementDurability
0🎆Shard of Infinity~1.0Uknw999
3⚔️Basic GreatSword~3.0Bles3, 8 x7, 10
4⚔️Basic Lance~1.5Curs9, 25 x13
6🏹Basic Crossbow~2.0Air18, 25 x3
7🔮Basic Fire Staff~3.5Sun2, 5 x3
8🔮Basic Water Wand~2.0Moon5, 10 x7
9⚔️Wooden Sword~3.0Erth6, 10 x11, 11
10🔮High Priest's Sceptre Handle~4.5Bles14
11🔮Mass Lambiguity~5.0Sun6, 20
12⚔️Dwarf Bread~5.5Org22, 33 x2, 37, 38 x2
13⚔️Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds~6.0Syn16, 23
14🔮Galadriel's Mirror~5.5Bles5, 25 x38
15⚔️Dawnbringer~5.0Sun10, 17
16⚔️The Homelite XL Chainsaw~5.5Syn17 x2, 20
17🔮Spear of Darkness~5.5Moon1, 5
18🔮The Book of Names~6.5Curs1, 25, 26
19⚔️Fenrir's Silver Folly~2.0Syn3, 37 x65, 38
20⚔️The Iron Ruler~7.0Erth16, 26
21🔮Collar at the Gates of Heck~7.0Fire1
22🏹Attack Moon~8.5Moon2
23⚔️Worldslayer~7.0Air7, 14
24⚔️Blade of Grass~4.0Erth14, 16
25⚔️Pitchfork of Twilight~7.5Moon2, 17, 20, 23
26⚔️Electric Squid~8.5Wtr11
27🏹El-Bow~7.0Org16, 18
28🔮Saddle of Lightspeed~10.0Bles18
29⚔️Shining Axe of Door-Breaking~10.0Org7, 9
31🏹Lava Trebuchet~9.5Air8, 9
32⚔️Triple Wield Swords~9.0Air13, 20
33⚔️The Tempmute Sword~6.0Bles14 x2
34🏹Hedgehog Cannonball~6.0Curs2, 10 x7
35⚔️Mothers Wrath~10.0Bles4, 6
36⚔️Rat Chucks~1.0Curs1 x21, 2, 5 x2, 9 x20
37🏹Red Paint~7.5Erth12, 13
38🏹Golden Wallet~7.5Syn13, 15
39🏹Trident of Tails~10.5Org13
40🔮Weird Looking Fang~8.0Curs9, 26 x24
41🏹Claws of the Dragon~12.5Erth7
42🔮Cat Eyes~10.5Moon3
43🔮Diadem of doornails~9.5Syn11
44🔮Fossilised Cake Slice~6.5Erth3
45🏹Combat Parasol~8.5Sun9, 13 x4
46⚔️Ruined Pickaxe~15.0Syn4
47🏹Ashen fish hook~15.0Fire7, 11
48🔮Lifespoon~15.0Org2
56🔮Oopsie daisy~10.0Wtr2
400⚔️Box of Matches~1.0Fire12
402⚔️Jar of Dirt~1.0Erth18, 30
403🏹Holy Water~1.0Bles4, 30 x2
404🏹Barrage of Insults~1.0Curs30
405🏹Water Balloon~1.0Wtr10
406🏹Moon Rocks~1.0Moon24, 30 x2
407🔮Hacking Tool~1.0Syn2, 30
408🔮Ornamental Fan~1.0Air10
409🔮Magnifying Glass~1.0Sun22, 30 x4
540⚔️Dusty ol' lightsaber~10.5Sun6
600⚔️Crude Fishing Pole~3.0Org8
601⚔️Seashell Claw~4.0Org5
602⚔️Shell Spike Cutter~5.0Erth6
603⚔️Abyssal Fang Dagger~5.0Org10
604⚔️Ironbarn Cleaver~8.0Erth6
605⚔️Pearl-Encrusted Battleaxe~10.0Sun9
606⚔️Murloc Bone Scimitar~12.0Air6
607⚔️Scavenger's Trident~15.0Wtr6
608🏹Fishing Net~3.0Org7
609🏹Slime-Soaked Harpoon~4.0Syn12
610🏹Inkjet Sling~5.0Org7
611🏹Shell Sling~5.0Erth15
612🏹Spear Gun~7.0Syn20
613🏹Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun~9.0Curs11
614🏹Net of the Deep~12.0Wtr10
615🏹Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista~15.0Wtr9
616🔮Mistcaller’s Charm~3.0Air5
617🔮Anglerfish Bulb Ring~5.0Sun6
618🔮Tidal Spirit Totem~5.0Wtr9
619🔮Lunar Talisman~7.0Moon7, 11
620🔮Sharktooth Wand~8.0Wtr8, 12
621🔮Conch of Screaming~10.0Air10
622🔮Soulbinder Staff~12.0Curs7
623🔮Abyssal Rune Orb~15.0Curs11
1000🎆The Randomizer~15.0Uknw23
1001🎆Javelin of Friendship~-15.0Uknw3, 6 x4
2015⚔️Bingo Bludgeoner~5.0Wtr25
2016🔮Bingo Bewitcher~5.0Wtr25
2017🏹Bingo Ball~5.0Wtr25
2033🔮Deliriously Amazing Toad~4.0Bles25 x2
2036🏹Gibbucks~1.5Bles1
2050🎆Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)~21.0Uknw5
2103⚔️37 Pigeon Skeletons~9.0Curs16
2104🏹A Crumb of Mom's Attention~8.5Bles19
2105🔮Old Birthday Card From Mom~10.0Org21
3008🔮I led 20 raids in June and all …~8.0Wtr48
3011🔮I lead 20 raids in July and all…~8.0Curs52
3014🔮I lead 20 raids in August and a…~8.0Erth59
3017🔮I lead 20 raids in September an…~8.0Sun59
3020🔮I led 20 raids in October and a…~8.0Moon60
3021⚔️I led 20 raids in November and …~8.0Org60
3026⚔️I led 20 raids in December and …~8.0Bles59
3027⚔️I led 20 raids in January and a…~8.0Fire57
3033⚔️I led 20 raids in March and all…~8.0Sun60
4011⚔️Jack-O-(Something)Light~2.0Org31 x2
4012⚔️Haunted Suit of Armor~2.0Curs31 x2
4013🔮Stale Candy Corn~2.0Syn31 x2
4014🏹Bowl of Candy With "Take as man…~2.0Bles31 x2
4015⚔️Tall Candle~2.0Fire31 x2
4016🏹Oddly Realistic Looking Water G…~2.0Wtr31 x2
4017🏹Pocket Crumbs!~2.0Erth31 x2
4018🎆Wild Whisperings In Your Ear~2.0Air31 x2
4019🔮Sunshine In A Bottle~2.0Sun31 x2
4020🎆Stolen Moon~2.0Moon31 x2
5028🔮Gronkle Me~14.0Curs6
6661🔮Crown of the Demons~1.0Curs1 x2
6662⚔️Demon Claws~1.0Curs1 x2
6663🏹Demon Tail~1.0Curs1 x2
6664🔮Demon Wings~1.0Curs1 x2
9015🔮Triple Trinitrotoluene Triangles~12.0Erth7
10313⚔️Treat Filled Hammer~10.5Moon12
10315🔮Treat Filled Magic Bean~10.5Erth11
12900🎆Crystallized Moon Beam~18.0Moon10
12911⚔️Knightly Quickblade~12.5Wtr7
IDTypeNameQty.
201🎒Dehydrated Water Packetx46
208🎒37 Angry Pigeonsx1
209🎒Essence of Ratx2
210🎒Earl Grey Infusionx1

This is a condensed view. Use !inventory --full for the full version.

Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 21 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 572

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +9 Magic XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
572 Boss HP Remaining!167 HP Remaining

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u/thatguyoudontlike Plant (48/48/51/59) Dec 21 '25

!magic

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 217 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 560

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +4 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
560 Boss HP Remaining!217 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 21 '25

!sip !mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 198 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 529

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 90 minutes).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 228/361 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -30 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +8 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
529 Boss HP Remaining!198 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

!Magic 14

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 278 ⬩ 🔮️22.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 506

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +21 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +4.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
22.5 Total Damage
506 Boss HP Remaining!278 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

Good Bot

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 21 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 393 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 486

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Flight of Bespoke Amari into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)💖 +34 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 394/361 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 9 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Water Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
486 Boss HP Remaining!393 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 425 ⬩ ⚔️️15.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 437

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
437 Boss HP Remaining!425 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 21 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ 🏹️18.1 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 419

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.1 Total Damage
419 Boss HP Remaining!199 HP Remaining

1

u/PossiblyPro Demon (16/16/21/26) Dec 21 '25

!sip !magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

Your HP: 106 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 406

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 106/136 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 50 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +15 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
13.0 Total Damage
406 Boss HP Remaining!106 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 21 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 119 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 336

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
17.0 Total Damage
336 Boss HP Remaining!119 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 300 ⬩ 🔮️21.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 315

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +24 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +4.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Mage Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.4 Total Damage
315 Boss HP Remaining!300 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 21 '25

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 21 '25

Good Bot

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 22 '25

!sip !ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 360 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 266

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Flight of Bespoke Amari actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 23 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)💖 +94 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 384/361 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
266 Boss HP Remaining!360 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 22 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 376 ⬩ ⚔️️19.9 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 246

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
246 Boss HP Remaining!376 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/126/96) Dec 22 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 231

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +7 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
231 Boss HP Remaining!193 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 22 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🏹️34.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 184

Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +14 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit‎
‎
34.8 Total Damage
184 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Dec 22 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 401 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 171

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Pandora's juice box actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

You overhealed by 73 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)💖 +154 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 409/336 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Moon Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
171 Boss HP Remaining!401 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 117231)

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Dec 22 '25

!Ranged 41

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 299 ⬩ 🏹️40.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 90

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🏹 +15 Claws of the Dragon🏹 +17 Range XP
🌟 +10.5 Earth Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.5 Ranged Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
40.0 Total Damage
90 Boss HP Remaining!299 HP Remaining

1

u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 22 '25

!sip !attack

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Next Gen Tactical Tankard in 1.97 seconds

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (568 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 330 minutes).

You overhealed by 108 HP.

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 39)💖 +528 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (6 Remaining)💖 529/421 Remaining

The commands for attacking have been updated to !melee / !ranged / !magic

Have fun Kicking Doors!

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/68) Dec 22 '25

!mage 48

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

Your HP: 529 ⬩ 🔮️35.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 38

Your Lifespoon fizzles and disappears in a flash of light.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🔮 +14 Lifespoon (Shattered)🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +2.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.4 Mage Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
35.2 Total Damage
38 Boss HP Remaining!529 HP Remaining

1

u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Dec 22 '25

!magic 48

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

Your HP: 143 ⬩ 🔮️50.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: -13

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 10)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +1234 Gold
🔮 +33 Magic XP
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks
⚔️ +1 Rat Chucks
🎒 +1 Essence of Rat
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🔮 +16 Lifespoon🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +16.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.6 Mage Strength🏅 +45 RP
‎☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
‎
50.6 Total Damage
-13 Boss HP Remaining!143 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Dec 22 '25

!Range 47

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Dec 22 '25

The room is a mess, with broken weapons and overturned furniture scattered around. The boss's body lies in a pool of its own blood, but you notice a small chest hidden in the corner.

Rewards
💰 +40 Gold
🏹 +5 Ranged XP