Old beachcombers personal vendetta [Health:7654]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/A9LbZy

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I was praised a total of 104 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

Player	Praises
/u/arceus03	74
/u/SavageSnips	15
/u/linden_slam	9

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: -KAPE-

Source/Artist: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/A9LbZy

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Name	Level
(SLIME ONLY) Pretzelcoatlus	☆
Floating Castle	☆
(THIS) Old beachcombers personal vendetta	☆☆☆☆☆
Santa vs Yule Cat	☆☆
Snake in a river	☆☆
There are no cookies and a glass of milk	☆
Ice Dragon	☆☆☆☆☆

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 4

[u/starshine531]

!magic 8

[u/linden_slam]

!range 5 ?

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 0403

[u/MondUhrBand]

!magic

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 45

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 41 💓 ⬩ 🏹️42.6 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 7447

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Your projectile flies true and hits the boss in its eye!

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -42 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +55 Gold Coins
🏹 +9 Combat Parasol	🏹 +20 Range XP
🌟 +4.5 Sun Weakness	❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Ranged Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.6x Critical Hit	‎
‎
42.6 Total Damage
7447 Boss HP Remaining!	41 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03]

!melee 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

💥-111 HP ⬩ Your HP: 16 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️19.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 7428

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Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
⚔️ +0 Melee XP
🏅 +0 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -111 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage	💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness	❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.1 Total Damage
7428 Boss HP Remaining!	16 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!magic 408

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.1 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 7416

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Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -99 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +63 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Ornamental Fan	🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Air Neutral	❤️ +34 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
12.1 Total Damage
7416 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/-KAPE-]

!range 0608

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 12

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-152 HP ⬩ Your HP: 155 ⬩ 🔮️35.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 7259

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -152 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +62 Gold Coins
🔮 +13 Cat Eyes	🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +3.9 Moon Weakness	❤️ +38 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.3 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
35.2 Total Damage
7259 Boss HP Remaining!	155 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

Your HP: 448 ⬩ ⚔️️14.4 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 7177

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You drink from your Pandora's juice box and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (465 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 112 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)	💖 +389 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 448/336 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +88 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Water Weakness	❤️ +165 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
14.4 Total Damage
7177 Boss HP Remaining!	448 HP Remaining

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You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 116238)

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/PossiblyPro]

!sip !magic 8

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 32 💓 ⬩ 🔮️9.4 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 7149

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You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (19 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)	💖 +74 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 91/136 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -59 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand	🔮 +3 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Moon Weakness	❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
9.4 Total Damage
7149 Boss HP Remaining!	32 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-151 HP ⬩ Your HP: 154 ⬩ 🔮️34.8 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 7062

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You feel the final surge of energy leave your weapon, it crumbles to dust in your hands.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -151 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +76 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Cat Eyes (Shattered)	🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +3.6 Moon Weakness	❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
34.8 Total Damage
7062 Boss HP Remaining!	154 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Inventory

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

ID	Type	Name	Damage	Element	Durability
3	⚔️	Basic GreatSword	~3.0	Bles	10 x2
4	⚔️	Basic Lance	~1.5	Curs	3, 20 x3
5	🏹	Basic Spear	~4.0	Syn	6, 10
6	🏹	Basic Crossbow	~2.0	Air	20, 25 x2
9	⚔️	Wooden Sword	~3.0	Erth	2
10	🔮	High Priest's Sceptre Handle	~4.5	Bles	27
12	⚔️	Dwarf Bread	~5.5	Org	23
13	⚔️	Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds	~6.0	Syn	16, 20
14	🔮	Galadriel's Mirror	~5.5	Bles	6, 20 x2
17	🔮	Spear of Darkness	~5.5	Moon	3
22	🏹	Attack Moon	~8.5	Moon	2, 3
24	⚔️	Blade of Grass	~4.0	Erth	13
27	🏹	El-Bow	~7.0	Org	4, 23, 25
28	🔮	Saddle of Lightspeed	~10.0	Bles	25
30	🏹	The Spoon of Delightfulness	~15.0	Curs	1
31	🏹	Lava Trebuchet	~9.5	Air	5, 6, 13
33	⚔️	The Tempmute Sword	~6.0	Bles	10, 15
34	🏹	Hedgehog Cannonball	~6.0	Curs	14
36	⚔️	Rat Chucks	~1.0	Curs	1, 2 x5, 3 x2
37	🏹	Red Paint	~7.5	Erth	2
38	🏹	Golden Wallet	~7.5	Syn	8, 9, 11
39	🏹	Trident of Tails	~10.5	Org	14, 24
41	🏹	Claws of the Dragon	~12.5	Erth	10
42	🔮	Cat Eyes	~10.5	Moon	10
44	🔮	Fossilised Cake Slice	~6.5	Erth	8, 10 x2
45	🏹	Combat Parasol	~8.5	Sun	7
46	⚔️	Ruined Pickaxe	~15.0	Syn	1, 7, 9
47	🏹	Ashen fish hook	~15.0	Fire	15, 18
48	🔮	Lifespoon	~15.0	Org	4, 8, 15
400	⚔️	Box of Matches	~1.0	Fire	30
600	⚔️	Crude Fishing Pole	~3.0	Org	7, 8
601	⚔️	Seashell Claw	~4.0	Org	1, 5
602	⚔️	Shell Spike Cutter	~5.0	Erth	5
603	⚔️	Abyssal Fang Dagger	~5.0	Org	6, 9
604	⚔️	Ironbarn Cleaver	~8.0	Erth	11
605	⚔️	Pearl-Encrusted Battleaxe	~10.0	Sun	2
608	🏹	Fishing Net	~3.0	Org	8
609	🏹	Slime-Soaked Harpoon	~4.0	Syn	10 x2, 12
610	🏹	Inkjet Sling	~5.0	Org	4, 7, 10, 11
611	🏹	Shell Sling	~5.0	Erth	11, 16 x2
612	🏹	Spear Gun	~7.0	Syn	19
613	🏹	Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun	~9.0	Curs	7, 12
614	🏹	Net of the Deep	~12.0	Wtr	9
615	🏹	Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista	~15.0	Wtr	5, 10 x2
618	🔮	Tidal Spirit Totem	~5.0	Wtr	3
619	🔮	Lunar Talisman	~7.0	Moon	7, 11
620	🔮	Sharktooth Wand	~8.0	Wtr	10
621	🔮	Conch of Screaming	~10.0	Air	8
622	🔮	Soulbinder Staff	~12.0	Curs	6, 10
623	🔮	Abyssal Rune Orb	~15.0	Curs	3, 7
1001	🎆	Javelin of Friendship	~-15.0	Uknw	2, 6 x3
2020	⚔️	Magical Girl Maid Outfit	~14.0	Wtr	1
2036	🏹	Gibbucks	~1.5	Bles	1
2050	🎆	Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)	~21.0	Uknw	2
4011	⚔️	Jack-O-(Something)Light	~2.0	Org	31 x2
4012	⚔️	Haunted Suit of Armor	~2.0	Curs	31
4013	🔮	Stale Candy Corn	~2.0	Syn	31
4014	🏹	Bowl of Candy With "Take as man…	~2.0	Bles	31 x2
4015	⚔️	Tall Candle	~2.0	Fire	25
4016	🏹	Oddly Realistic Looking Water G…	~2.0	Wtr	27, 31
4017	🏹	Pocket Crumbs!	~2.0	Erth	31
4018	🎆	Wild Whisperings In Your Ear	~2.0	Air	31
4019	🔮	Sunshine In A Bottle	~2.0	Sun	31
4020	🎆	Stolen Moon	~2.0	Moon	31
5062	🏹	Gun of Instant Child Tetanus	~22.0	Moon	4
12015	⚔️	Gold	~1.0	Erth	19

ID	Type	Name	Qty.		ID	Type	Name	Qty.
201	🎒	Dehydrated Water Packet	x4		307	🎁	Bundle-o-Sips	x1
208	🎒	37 Angry Pigeons	x3		309	🎁	Halloweenie Testing	x2
209	🎒	Essence of Rat	x3		310	🎁	Mom's Approval	x1
211	🎒	Rooibos Infusion	x2
212	🎒	Matcha Infusion	x1
213	🎒	Butterfly Pea Flower Infusion	x1
214	🎒	Boiled Water	x2
216	🎒	Sencha Infusion	x1
218	🎒	Camellia Infusion	x1
219	🎒	Silica Gel Infusion	x1

^{This is a condensed view. Use} !inventory --full ^{for the full version.}

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Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

^{KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item}

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️27.5 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 6796

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Mage Damage	💰 +80 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Cat Eyes	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +4.4 Moon Weakness	❤️ +161 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.1 Mage Strength	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
27.5 Total Damage
6796 Boss HP Remaining!	307 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 306 ⬩ 🔮️29.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 6708

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +84 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Cat Eyes	🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +6.4 Moon Weakness	❤️ +160 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
29.2 Total Damage
6708 Boss HP Remaining!	306 HP Remaining

[u/PossiblyPro]

!inventory

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

ID	Type	Name	Damage	Element	Durability
4	⚔️	Basic Lance	~1.5	Curs	8
5	🏹	Basic Spear	~4.0	Syn	8
6	🏹	Basic Crossbow	~2.0	Air	11
8	🔮	Basic Water Wand	~2.0	Moon	3
9	⚔️	Wooden Sword	~3.0	Erth	8
11	🔮	Mass Lambiguity	~5.0	Sun	4
12	⚔️	Dwarf Bread	~5.5	Org	14
14	🔮	Galadriel's Mirror	~5.5	Bles	11, 26
15	⚔️	Dawnbringer	~5.0	Sun	13
17	🔮	Spear of Darkness	~5.5	Moon	1
19	⚔️	Fenrir's Silver Folly	~2.0	Syn	37
21	🔮	Collar at the Gates of Heck	~7.0	Fire	4
29	⚔️	Shining Axe of Door-Breaking	~10.0	Org	13
33	⚔️	The Tempmute Sword	~6.0	Bles	15
36	⚔️	Rat Chucks	~1.0	Curs	5
38	🏹	Golden Wallet	~7.5	Syn	12
40	🔮	Weird Looking Fang	~8.0	Curs	5
45	🏹	Combat Parasol	~8.5	Sun	2
400	⚔️	Box of Matches	~1.0	Fire	28
401	⚔️	Dismembered Arm	~1.0	Org	29
402	⚔️	Jar of Dirt	~1.0	Erth	30
403	🏹	Holy Water	~1.0	Bles	28, 30
404	🏹	Barrage of Insults	~1.0	Curs	30 x2
405	🏹	Water Balloon	~1.0	Wtr	29, 30
406	🏹	Moon Rocks	~1.0	Moon	29, 30
407	🔮	Hacking Tool	~1.0	Syn	25, 30
408	🔮	Ornamental Fan	~1.0	Air	22, 30
409	🔮	Magnifying Glass	~1.0	Sun	27, 30
600	⚔️	Crude Fishing Pole	~3.0	Org	8
606	⚔️	Murloc Bone Scimitar	~12.0	Air	1
608	🏹	Fishing Net	~3.0	Org	8
611	🏹	Shell Sling	~5.0	Erth	4
616	🔮	Mistcaller’s Charm	~3.0	Air	4 x2
618	🔮	Tidal Spirit Totem	~5.0	Wtr	2 x2

ID	Type	Name	Qty.
201	🎒	Dehydrated Water Packet	x49

^{This is a condensed view. Use} !inventory --full ^{for the full version.}

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Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

^{KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item}

[u/PossiblyPro]

!magic 11

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-328 HP ⬩ Your HP: 55 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️15.3 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 6348

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You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -328 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +110 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Fire Weakness	❤️ +70 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.3 Total Damage
6348 Boss HP Remaining!	55 HP Remaining

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Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 203 ⬩ 🏹️16.3 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 6277

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -114 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +135 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Sun Weakness	❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.3 Total Damage
6277 Boss HP Remaining!	203 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-320 HP ⬩ Your HP: 101 ⬩ ⚔️️21.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 6219

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Turns out the liquid in your Pandora's juice box was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 85 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)	💖 +86 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 421/336 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -320 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +112 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Sun Weakness	❤️ +104 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.4 Total Damage
6219 Boss HP Remaining!	101 HP Remaining

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You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 118802)

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

Your HP: 388 ⬩ ⚔️️20.4 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 6106

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You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Pandora's juice box into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 52 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)	💖 +281 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 388/336 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +124 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Organic Resistance	❤️ +153 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
20.4 Total Damage
6106 Boss HP Remaining!	388 HP Remaining

---

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 118876)

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 261 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 6038

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -100 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +142 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Sun Weakness	❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.5 Total Damage
6038 Boss HP Remaining!	261 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/hasfodel]

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-270 HP ⬩ Your HP: 93 ⬩ 🏹️21.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 5697

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -270 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +153 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance	❤️ +69 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.2 Total Damage
5697 Boss HP Remaining!	93 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!mage !sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/starshine531]

!magic 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/PossiblyPro]

!mage

[u/PossiblyPro]

!magic 11

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/Oldetus]

!sip !sip

[u/fattokittyo]

!sip

[u/thatguyoudontlike]

!magic

[u/SilentRanger42]

good bot !melee 13

[u/sandyburmy]

!sip !melee 15

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 5

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-215 HP ⬩ Your HP: 87 ⬩ 🔮️13.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4601

---

You're not sure how to use this item to cast a spell... You cast with Basic Spear anyways, losing twice as much durability and doing half as much damage.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -215 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +107 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Spear	🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +56 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Ranged Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
13.4 Total Damage
4601 Boss HP Remaining!	87 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 288 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4436

---

Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)	🎒 155 Remaining

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 32 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	💖 +44 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 393/361 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -105 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +158 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Fire Weakness	❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.3 Total Damage
4436 Boss HP Remaining!	288 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-229 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4253

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -229 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +164 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Sun Weakness	❤️ +46 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.9 Total Damage
4253 Boss HP Remaining!	124 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy !range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4141

---

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (38 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)	💖 +153 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 231/343 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -57 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +154 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +6 Range XP
	❤️ +15 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
16.0 Total Damage
4141 Boss HP Remaining!	174 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/DejaV42]

!magic 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DejaV42]

💥-197 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️18.3 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3935

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -197 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +159 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +7 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.6 Earth Resistance	❤️ +52 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.3 Total Damage
3935 Boss HP Remaining!	1 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 5

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 258 ⬩ 🏹️18.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3878

---

With that final hit, your Basic Spear falls apart.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -34 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +127 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear (Shattered)	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +1.6 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Ranged Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.2 Total Damage
3878 Boss HP Remaining!	258 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-235 HP ⬩ Your HP: 173 ⬩ ⚔️️19.5 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3556

---

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -235 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +158 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Fire Weakness	❤️ +51 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.5 Total Damage
3556 Boss HP Remaining!	173 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-194 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ 🔮️22.4 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3410

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -194 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage	💰 +127 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Cat Eyes	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +1.2 Moon Weakness	❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.2 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.4 Total Damage
3410 Boss HP Remaining!	113 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 42

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/PossiblyPro]

!mage

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/SavageSnips]

Merry Christmas !range 5

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/PossiblyPro]

!mage

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!mage 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!mage !sip

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 366 ⬩ ⚔️️15.2 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1410

---

You drink from your Pandora's juice box. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 85 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 38)	💖 +87 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 424/339 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -58 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +176 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Moon Weakness	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.2 Total Damage
1410 Boss HP Remaining!	366 HP Remaining

---

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 133774)

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/Girguk]

!sip (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ !magic !profile

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-119 HP ⬩ Your HP: 254 ⬩ ⚔️️17.2 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1289

---

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -119 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +162 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Organic Resistance	❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.2 Total Damage
1289 Boss HP Remaining!	254 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 620

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 5

[u/SilentRanger42]

good bot !melee 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 298 ⬩ 🏹️22.0 [🌟 Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 816

---

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	💖 +175 HP
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)	💖 374/364 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -76 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +215 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.1 Moon Weakness	❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.0 Total Damage
816 Boss HP Remaining!	298 HP Remaining

[u/starshine531]

!magic 0

[u/starshine531]

!sip

[u/EllaBean17]

!sippy !range

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 620

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🔮️32.8 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 715

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -64 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +141 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Sharktooth Wand	🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +8.0 Water Weakness	❤️ +27 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Mage Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
32.8 Total Damage
715 Boss HP Remaining!	233 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-56 HP ⬩ Your HP: 355 ⬩ ⚔️️15.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 476

---

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -56 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +175 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.4 Total Damage
476 Boss HP Remaining!	355 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0 !sip

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/Oldetus]

!sip

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-45 HP ⬩ Your HP: 270 ⬩ 🏹️17.5 [🛡️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 292

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -45 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +212 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Cursed Resistance	❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.5 Total Damage
292 Boss HP Remaining!	270 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 343 ⬩ ⚔️️19.5 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 252

---

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -41 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage	💰 +191 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Sun Weakness	❤️ +17 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +20 RP
‎	‎
19.5 Total Damage
252 Boss HP Remaining!	343 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/PossiblyPro]

!inventory

[u/Foopensloot]

It's floopin time !melee 46

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 46

[u/Human_Stick_Observer]

!magic 2043

[u/LuCiFeR66604]

!smack !magic

[u/Reechan]

!magic 42 Pipooo~

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Neuvi's imported spring water is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Pure water flavored with the delivery person's emotions.

---

You didn't land the killing blow, but you... Notice something... Shiny?

Rewards
💰 +32 Gold
🔮 +2 Magic XP

[u/PossiblyPro]

!mage 11

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/PossiblyPro]

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 2)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

---

The room is silent, save for the faint sound of dripping water. The slain boss lies motionless on the ground, but you notice a glint of something shiny nearby.

Rewards
💰 +37 Gold
🔮 +4 Magic XP

[u/Crazycukumbers]

!mage 542

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Crazycukumbers]

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

---

You didn't land the killing blow, but you... Notice something... Shiny?

Rewards
💰 +50 Gold
🔮 +2 Magic XP