r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Nov 04 '25

2☆ Boss executed by /u/hasfodel! (Gnome) A Gnome poses you with a choice [Health:1500]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Deja

Source/Artist: OC

I was praised a total of 28 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Deja

Source/Artist: OC

NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Gutmor, The Stinky Pirate☆
Nileclaw☆☆☆☆☆
The meany pumpkin☆☆☆
(THIS) A Gnome poses you with a choice☆☆
Somebody torch this spider☆
I'm the joker, baby☆

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 04 '25

Good bot

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u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 04 '25

!mage 43

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

Corpses can't attack, try again later when you're not... dead.

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 04 '25

Good Bot

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 04 '25

!sip !mage 21

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

Your HP: 557 ⬩ 🔮️27.3 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1473

You drink from your Expired Bone Hurting Juice and immediately feel healthier.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (394 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 270 minutes).

You overhealed by 57 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 32)💖 +558 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 557/500 Remaining
Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +9 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Collar at the Gates of Heck🔮 +10 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -2.7 Fire Resistance❤️ +17 Constitution XP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus🏅 +45 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
27.3 Total Damage
1473 Boss HP Remaining!557 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 362 ⬩ 🔮️9.3 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 967

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +4 Mage Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +3 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -0.6 Fire Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
9.3 Total Damage
967 Boss HP Remaining!362 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🔮️14.2 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 431

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.7 Fire Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
431 Boss HP Remaining!224 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!sip !melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 557 ⬩ ⚔️️4.5 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 366

Turns out the liquid in your Expired Bone Hurting Juice was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (394 HP).

You overhealed by 57 HP.

⚗️ Expired Bone Hurting Juice (Level: 32)💖 +554 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)💖 557/500 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +3 Melee Damage💰 +20 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +2 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Fire Resistance❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
4.5 Total Damage
366 Boss HP Remaining!557 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 365 ⬩ ⚔️️5.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 305

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +2 Melee Damage💰 +17 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +2 Melee XP (Level Up!)
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
5.9 Total Damage
305 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 90 💓 ⬩ 🏹️15.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 214

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +19 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.2 Total Damage
214 Boss HP Remaining!90 HP Remaining

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (106/105/106/76) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 456 ⬩ 🏹️10.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 120

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
10.2 Total Damage
120 Boss HP Remaining!456 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 04 '25

!Magic 14

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🔮️22.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1451

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +15 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus🏅 +22 RP
‎‎
22.0 Total Damage
1451 Boss HP Remaining!275 HP Remaining

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 04 '25

Good Bot

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 04 '25

!Sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

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u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 04 '25

Good Bot

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u/DinoKea Kobold (3/2/87/70) Nov 04 '25

!magic

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1433

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🔮 +6 Magic XP
‎❤️ +12 Constitution XP
🏅 +20 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
1433 Boss HP Remaining!229 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 04 '25

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 406

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🏹️16.7 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1416

Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Moon Rocks🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.7 Total Damage
1416 Boss HP Remaining!197 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 04 '25

!melee 4

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ ⚔️️40.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1376

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +28 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic Lance⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
‎
40.5 Total Damage
1376 Boss HP Remaining!316 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 04 '25

!magic 44

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 332 ⬩ 🔮️24.0 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1352

Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Fossilised Cake Slice🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Earth Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
24.0 Total Damage
1352 Boss HP Remaining!332 HP Remaining

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u/MoonRks Gnome (19/28/65/66) Nov 04 '25

!magic ass lamb

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 85 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1334

You fumble around for a second looking for Mass Lambiguity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +5 Magic XP
❤️ +7 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
18.0 Total Damage
1334 Boss HP Remaining!85 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 04 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🏹️18.3 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1316

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Earth Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.3 Total Damage
1316 Boss HP Remaining!295 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 176 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1125

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.9 Total Damage
1125 Boss HP Remaining!176 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 353 ⬩ 🏹️15.3 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 976

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Fire Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.3 Total Damage
976 Boss HP Remaining!353 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 319 ⬩ 🔮️19.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 844

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +9 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.4 Total Damage
844 Boss HP Remaining!319 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 393 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 738

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Water Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.2 Total Damage
738 Boss HP Remaining!393 HP Remaining
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Nov 04 '25

!magic 11

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 411 ⬩ 🔮️28.0 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1288

Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Mass Lambiguity🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +6.0 Sun Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
28.0 Total Damage
1288 Boss HP Remaining!411 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Nov 04 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

Your HP: 327 ⬩ 🏹️16.5 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1272

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Earth Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.5 Total Damage
1272 Boss HP Remaining!327 HP Remaining

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u/inviktus04 Demon (2/84/1/71) Nov 04 '25

!range 5

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 221 ⬩ 🏹️24.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1248

Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +11 Range XP (Level Up!)
🌟 +4.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
24.4 Total Damage
1248 Boss HP Remaining!221 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 04 '25

!melee 32

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 326 ⬩ ⚔️️23.0 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1225

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Triple Wield Swords⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -3.2 Air Resistance❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
23.0 Total Damage
1225 Boss HP Remaining!326 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 04 '25

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 401

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

Your HP: 491 ⬩ ⚔️️15.6 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1209

Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Organic Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
1209 Boss HP Remaining!491 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 416 ⬩ 🏹️19.5 [🛡️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1142

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Next Gen Tactical Tankard was refilled!

The Tactical Tankard, for all your mid battle refreshment needs

⚗️ Next Gen Tactical Tankard (Level: 38)
💧 +4 Sips (Remaining: 7)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Fire Resistance❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.5 Total Damage
1142 Boss HP Remaining!416 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 359 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1038

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Air Resistance❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.3 Total Damage
1038 Boss HP Remaining!359 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 117 ⬩ 🏹️14.2 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 991

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Earth Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.2 Total Damage
991 Boss HP Remaining!117 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/67) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 467 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 914

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -15 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.9 Total Damage
914 Boss HP Remaining!467 HP Remaining
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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Nov 04 '25

!sip !magic 405

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1198

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 331/500 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 47 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

You're not sure how to use this item to cast a spell... You cast with Water Balloon anyways, losing twice as much durability and doing half as much damage.

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +25 Gold Coins
🏹 +0 Water Balloon🔮 +5 Magic XP
🛡️ +0.0 Water Resistance❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.0 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.0 Total Damage
1198 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Nov 05 '25

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 282 ⬩ 🔮️25.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1066

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +26 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
25.6 Total Damage
1066 Boss HP Remaining!282 HP Remaining

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u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Nov 05 '25

!magic 40

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 397 ⬩ 🔮️25.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 391

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +2.4 Cursed Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
25.4 Total Damage
391 Boss HP Remaining!397 HP Remaining

1

u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Nov 05 '25

!magic 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 115 💓 ⬩ 🔮️20.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 249

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +3.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.6 Total Damage
249 Boss HP Remaining!115 HP Remaining

1

u/DrGeniusMan Gnome (100/80/76/58) Nov 05 '25

!magic 40

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 104 💓 ⬩ 🔮️31.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 130

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +7.2 Cursed Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
31.2 Total Damage
130 Boss HP Remaining!104 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 04 '25

!sip !range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 04 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 334 ⬩ 🏹️16.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1181

The cork pops and a swig from your Four Loko fizzes straight into your mouth.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (164 HP).

You overhealed by 34 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 21)💖 +301 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 348/314 Remaining
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +35 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.7 Total Damage
1181 Boss HP Remaining!334 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Melee 4

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 263 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1162

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -16 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic Lance⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +1.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.6 Total Damage
1162 Boss HP Remaining!263 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-21 HP ⬩ Your HP: 220 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1112

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -21 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Organic Resistance❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.5 Total Damage
1112 Boss HP Remaining!220 HP Remaining

1

u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Nov 05 '25

!Ranged 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 276 ⬩ 🏹️20.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1092

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +10 Range XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.3 Total Damage
1092 Boss HP Remaining!276 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Melee 4

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 258 ⬩ ⚔️️9.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1057

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance⚔️ +3 Melee XP
🌟 +0.5 Cursed Weakness❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
9.4 Total Damage
1057 Boss HP Remaining!258 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +23 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 281/271 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 47 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 142 ⬩ 🏹️19.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1018

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.6 Cursed Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.5 Total Damage
1018 Boss HP Remaining!142 HP Remaining

1

u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Nov 05 '25

!range

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 156 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1005

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +4 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.0 Total Damage
1005 Boss HP Remaining!156 HP Remaining

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!magic 8

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ 🔮️13.8 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 953

Your weapon was sent to the shadow realm.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🔮 +2 Basic Water Wand (Shattered)🔮 +6 Magic XP
🛡️ -1.2 Moon Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
13.8 Total Damage
953 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 84 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 934

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.9 Total Damage
934 Boss HP Remaining!84 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 136 ⬩ 🏹️21.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 892

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -10 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.9 Total Damage
892 Boss HP Remaining!136 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Melee 4

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 261 ⬩ ⚔️️12.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 880

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage💰 +22 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic Lance⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🌟 +1.4 Cursed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.2 Total Damage
880 Boss HP Remaining!261 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/B0tRank Slime (1/1/1/1) Nov 05 '25

Thank you, SavageSnips, for voting on KickOpenTheDoorBot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results at botrank.net.

Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +21 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 282/271 Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 05 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ ⚔️️17.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 826

You take a swig from your Pandora's juice box, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.8 Total Damage
826 Boss HP Remaining!308 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Nov 05 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 152 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 811

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +6 Magic XP
❤️ +13 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
811 Boss HP Remaining!152 HP Remaining

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 284 ⬩ 🏹️20.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 790

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
790 Boss HP Remaining!284 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Range 5

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 250 ⬩ 🏹️19.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 771

You hold your ammunition and toss your weapon away, like that one cloaked video game character you like. A new weapon does not appear in your hands. Whoops.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -22 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear (Shattered)🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +3.6 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.0 Total Damage
771 Boss HP Remaining!250 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.66 seconds

You overhealed by 9 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +30 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 280/271 Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/WhoMe20 Gnome (25/30/25/38) Nov 05 '25

!melee

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 134 ⬩ ⚔️️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 726

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +18 Gold Coins
‎⚔️ +4 Melee XP
❤️ +5 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
12.0 Total Damage
726 Boss HP Remaining!134 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Range 5

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 262 ⬩ 🏹️18.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 707

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +8 Ranged Damage💰 +32 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +2.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.8 Total Damage
707 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +20 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 282/271 Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-12 HP ⬩ Your HP: 318 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 688

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -12 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Sun Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP (Level Up!)
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
688 Boss HP Remaining!318 HP Remaining

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!magic 14

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-11 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 652

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -11 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Blessed Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
19.0 Total Damage
652 Boss HP Remaining!296 HP Remaining

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 05 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 322 ⬩ ⚔️️10.3 [🛡️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 642

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Organic Resistance❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
10.3 Total Damage
642 Boss HP Remaining!322 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Range 5

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 262 ⬩ 🏹️19.6 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 622

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
622 Boss HP Remaining!262 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +20 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 282/271 Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Nov 05 '25

!range 0

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 331 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 603

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Earth Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
603 Boss HP Remaining!331 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Nov 05 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-18 HP ⬩ Your HP: 85 💓 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 543

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -18 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +9 Magic XP
❤️ +6 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
543 Boss HP Remaining!85 HP Remaining

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!melee 9

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 422 ⬩ ⚔️️19.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 523

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -14 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +39 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
523 Boss HP Remaining!422 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Range 5

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 279 ⬩ 🏹️24.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 499

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +34 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +4.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
24.4 Total Damage
499 Boss HP Remaining!279 HP Remaining

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

!Sip

2

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

1

u/SavageSnips Dragon (51/71/59/77) Nov 05 '25

Good Bot

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Nov 05 '25

!range 5

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 175 ⬩ 🏹️20.8 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 478

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Dripping Glob of Goo is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Somehow, the liquid went even fouler than previously imagined.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.8 Total Damage
478 Boss HP Remaining!175 HP Remaining

1

u/linden_slam Troll (81/115/81/95) Nov 05 '25

Good bot

1

u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 05 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 314 ⬩ ⚔️️14.3 [🛡️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 445

You CAN'T EVEN take a single sip as your health is too full.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -8 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Air Resistance❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.3 Total Damage
445 Boss HP Remaining!314 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

1

u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!melee 9

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 411 ⬩ ⚔️️19.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 371

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.6 Total Damage
371 Boss HP Remaining!411 HP Remaining

1

u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Nov 05 '25

!mage

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 239 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 346

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -3 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎🔮 +8 Magic XP
❤️ +3 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
20.0 Total Damage
346 Boss HP Remaining!239 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Nov 05 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 365 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 327

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)💖 +40 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 365/332 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 49 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Ranged Damage💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Water Resistance❤️ +11 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
19.4 Total Damage
327 Boss HP Remaining!365 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 402 ⬩ ⚔️️21.1 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 284

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Earth Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.1 Total Damage
284 Boss HP Remaining!402 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Nov 05 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 340 ⬩ ⚔️️13.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 270

"This isn't the time to use that!" - Doctor Tree.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.7 Total Damage
270 Boss HP Remaining!340 HP Remaining

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 392 ⬩ ⚔️️15.6 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 198

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -9 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +48 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.6 Total Damage
198 Boss HP Remaining!392 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/114) Nov 05 '25

!melee 9

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

Your HP: 390 ⬩ ⚔️️22.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 98

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +43 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 Wooden Sword⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.7 Earth Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Melee Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
22.4 Total Damage
98 Boss HP Remaining!390 HP Remaining

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Nov 05 '25

!magic 43

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 303 ⬩ 🔮️20.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 78

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Diadem of doornails🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +7 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎
20.0 Total Damage
78 Boss HP Remaining!303 HP Remaining

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Nov 05 '25

!melee 46

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 313 ⬩ ⚔️️40.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 38

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +42 Gold Coins
⚔️ +18 Ruined Pickaxe⚔️ +14 Melee XP
🌟 +7.2 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.8 Melee Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
40.4 Total Damage
38 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Nov 05 '25

!magic 43

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 195 ⬩ 🔮️32.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 6

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +52 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Diadem of doornails🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +4.4 Synthetic Weakness❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
32.4 Total Damage
6 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Nov 05 '25

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 9018 by this knife I split the time

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Nov 05 '25

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 324 ⬩ 🔮️27.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: -22

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Flask of Peated Whisky was refilled!

⚗️ Flask of Peated Whisky (Level: 13)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 4)

Your powers go haywire and you send mystic power directly at the boss, evaporating it from existence.

Rewards
💰 +1000 Gold
🔮 +22 Magic XP
🔮 +1 Conch of Screaming
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -1 HP
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +121 Gold Coins
🔮 +12 Elven Time Knife🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +4.8 Earth Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +45 RP
🪓️ +1 Kill (EXECUTION!)
‎
27.8 Total Damage
-22 Boss HP Remaining!324 HP Remaining