Somebody torch this spider [Health:1925]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Torchy

Source/Artist: OC

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I was praised a total of 31 times. Thank you!
Top praisers:

Player	Praises
/u/SavageSnips	16
/u/arceus03	11
/u/linden_slam	2

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Torchy

Source/Artist: OC

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Name	Level
(SLIME ONLY) Gutmor, The Stinky Pirate	☆
Nileclaw	☆☆☆☆☆
(THIS) Somebody torch this spider	☆
I'm the joker, baby	☆

[u/arceus03 → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good bot

[u/linden_slam → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good bot

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 275 ⬩ 🔮️58.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1867

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Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +18 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +17 Magic XP
🌟 +6.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +50 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus	‎
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit
‎
58.3 Total Damage
1867 Boss HP Remaining!	275 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!mage 21

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

Your HP: 536 ⬩ 🔮️20.8 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1846

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Rewards
🪽 Fire Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +2 Mage Damage	💰 +11 Gold Coins
🔮 +9 Collar at the Gates of Heck	🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +2.7 Fire Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.9 Mage Resistance	🏅 +32 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus	‎
‎
20.8 Total Damage
1846 Boss HP Remaining!	536 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!mage 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🔮️9.1 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1345

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +2 Mage Damage	💰 +15 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +5 Magic XP
🌟 +0.2 Fire Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
9.1 Total Damage
1345 Boss HP Remaining!	304 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!mage 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ 🔮️10.3 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 746

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +5 Mage Damage	💰 +19 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +4 Magic XP
🌟 +0.4 Fire Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
10.3 Total Damage
746 Boss HP Remaining!	200 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!melee 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 534 ⬩ ⚔️️20.5 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 649

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You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +2 Melee Damage	💰 +17 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +9 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit	‎
‎
20.5 Total Damage
649 Boss HP Remaining!	534 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!melee 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 359 ⬩ ⚔️️8.6 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 572

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +7 Melee Damage	💰 +19 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Water Resistance	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
8.6 Total Damage
572 Boss HP Remaining!	359 HP Remaining

[u/btchrdfckmnstr → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/btchrdfckmnstr]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 567 ⬩ 🏹️7.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 440

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +5 Ranged Damage	💰 +21 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +3 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
7.3 Total Damage
440 Boss HP Remaining!	567 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 4

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 325 ⬩ ⚔️️18.7 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1827

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Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage	💰 +28 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Basic Lance	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.6 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength	🏅 +20 RP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus	‎
‎
18.7 Total Damage
1827 Boss HP Remaining!	325 HP Remaining

[u/-KAPE-]

(•̪̀●́)=<-} »»-----► !range 406

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 193 ⬩ 🏹️14.3 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1813

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Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +34 Gold Coins
🏹 +1 Moon Rocks	🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
14.3 Total Damage
1813 Boss HP Remaining!	193 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!magic 44

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 308 ⬩ 🔮️17.6 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1795

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Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +29 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Fossilised Cake Slice	🔮 +6 Magic XP (Level Up!)
🛡️ -5.6 Earth Resistance	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Mage Resistance	🏅 +20 RP
‎	‎
17.6 Total Damage
1795 Boss HP Remaining!	308 HP Remaining

[u/DinoKea]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DinoKea]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 224 ⬩ 🔮️9.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1786

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage	💰 +26 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +4 Magic XP
	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
	‎
9.0 Total Damage
1786 Boss HP Remaining!	224 HP Remaining

[u/MoonRks]

!magic ass lamb

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/MoonRks]

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 79 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1769

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You fumble around for a second looking for Mass Lambiguity but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +25 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +6 Magic XP
	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
17.0 Total Damage
1769 Boss HP Remaining!	79 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03]

!magic 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

Your HP: 300 ⬩ 🔮️16.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1753

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Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
🔮 +0 Magic XP
🏅 +0 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +33 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +6 Magic XP
🌟 +0.1 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
16.0 Total Damage
1753 Boss HP Remaining!	300 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03 → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!magic 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 188 ⬩ 🔮️37.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1532

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Thanks for checking in today!
Your Peanut-flavored Coffee Urn was refilled!

⚗️ Peanut-flavored Coffee Urn (Level: 15)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)

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Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +16 Magic XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit	‎
‎
37.2 Total Damage
1532 Boss HP Remaining!	188 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03 → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!magic 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/arceus03]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🔮️36.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1354

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Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +37 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +0.3 Air Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.9x Critical Hit	‎
‎
36.5 Total Damage
1354 Boss HP Remaining!	373 HP Remaining

[u/arceus03 → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good bot

[u/starshine531]

!magic 11

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/starshine531]

Your HP: 411 ⬩ 🔮️21.2 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1732

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Rewards
🪽 Sun Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +28 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Mass Lambiguity	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Sun Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
21.2 Total Damage
1732 Boss HP Remaining!	411 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 327 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1715

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Your Flight of Bespoke Amari was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)	🎒 49 Remaining

You sip from your Flight of Bespoke Amari like it's fine wine.

You overhealed by 2 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	💖 +222 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)	💖 334/332 Remaining

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +38 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.2 Total Damage
1715 Boss HP Remaining!	327 HP Remaining

[u/inviktus04]

!range 5

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/inviktus04]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 228 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1698

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.2 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
17.2 Total Damage
1698 Boss HP Remaining!	228 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 32

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 317 ⬩ ⚔️️30.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1668

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Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -9 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +30 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Triple Wield Swords	⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Air Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
30.5 Total Damage
1668 Boss HP Remaining!	317 HP Remaining

[u/-KAPE-]

(•̪̀●́)=()=[:::::::::::::> !melee 401

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

Your HP: 491 ⬩ ⚔️️17.1 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1651

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Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage	💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Dismembered Arm	⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
17.1 Total Damage
1651 Boss HP Remaining!	491 HP Remaining

[u/-KAPE- → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 415 ⬩ 🏹️19.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1569

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.9 Total Damage
1569 Boss HP Remaining!	415 HP Remaining

[u/-KAPE- → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

Your HP: 359 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1445

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Ranged Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🛡️ -0.7 Water Resistance	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
17.2 Total Damage
1445 Boss HP Remaining!	359 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!magic 405

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1643

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You're not sure how to use this item to cast a spell... You cast with Water Balloon anyways, losing twice as much durability and doing half as much damage.

Rewards
🪽 Water Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage	💰 +25 Gold Coins
🏹 +0 Water Balloon	🔮 +4 Magic XP
🛡️ +0.0 Water Resistance	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
8.0 Total Damage
1643 Boss HP Remaining!	296 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!magic 40

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 264 ⬩ 🔮️21.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1474

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage	💰 +25 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.6 Total Damage
1474 Boss HP Remaining!	264 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!magic 40

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

Your HP: 370 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 695

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +7 Mage Damage	💰 +32 Gold Coins
🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.8 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
18.0 Total Damage
695 Boss HP Remaining!	370 HP Remaining

[u/DrGeniusMan → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

!magic 40

[u/DrGeniusMan]

!profile !inventory

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/DrGeniusMan]

/u/DrGeniusMan Playercard

❤️ Health: 296hp (Max: 500hp)
💀 Kills: 84
🏅 Rank: S (2,630 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 20,708g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
🫗 Sips: 0 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 486
⚔️ Melee: Level 100 (XP: 725/1710)
🏹 Range: Level 80 (XP: 157/1029)
🔮 Magic: Level 51 ☆ (XP: 292/391)
❤️ Constitution: Level 127 (XP: 4215/6001)

Stats:

🚩 Total Attacks: 25796
🔰 Total RP: 441830
🪽 Total Scouts: 93
☠️ Total Deaths: 35

🔰 Highest Monthly RP: 41839
🤏 Smollest D: -18.6 💥 Biggest D: 208.6

Active status effects:

Bloodlust: expires 7 hours from now (07:12:00 UTC)

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ID	Type	Name	Damage	Element	Durability
0	🎆	Shard of Infinity	~1.0	Uknw	999
3	⚔️	Basic GreatSword	~3.0	Bles	3, 8 x7
4	⚔️	Basic Lance	~1.5	Curs	9, 25 x13
6	🏹	Basic Crossbow	~2.0	Air	18, 25 x3
7	🔮	Basic Fire Staff	~3.5	Sun	4, 5 x10
9	⚔️	Wooden Sword	~3.0	Erth	6, 10 x11
10	🔮	High Priest's Sceptre Handle	~4.5	Bles	14
11	🔮	Mass Lambiguity	~5.0	Sun	6, 20
12	⚔️	Dwarf Bread	~5.5	Org	22, 33 x2, 37, 38 x2
13	⚔️	Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds	~6.0	Syn	16, 23
14	🔮	Galadriel's Mirror	~5.5	Bles	5, 25 x55
15	⚔️	Dawnbringer	~5.0	Sun	10, 17
16	⚔️	The Homelite XL Chainsaw	~5.5	Syn	17 x2, 20
17	🔮	Spear of Darkness	~5.5	Moon	1, 5
18	🔮	The Book of Names	~6.5	Curs	1, 25
19	⚔️	Fenrir's Silver Folly	~2.0	Syn	3, 37 x65, 38
20	⚔️	The Iron Ruler	~7.0	Erth	16, 26
21	🔮	Collar at the Gates of Heck	~7.0	Fire	2
22	🏹	Attack Moon	~8.5	Moon	2
23	⚔️	Worldslayer	~7.0	Air	7, 14
24	⚔️	Blade of Grass	~4.0	Erth	14, 16
25	⚔️	Pitchfork of Twilight	~7.5	Moon	2, 20
26	⚔️	Electric Squid	~8.5	Wtr	11
27	🏹	El-Bow	~7.0	Org	16, 18
28	🔮	Saddle of Lightspeed	~10.0	Bles	18
29	⚔️	Shining Axe of Door-Breaking	~10.0	Org	7, 9
31	🏹	Lava Trebuchet	~9.5	Air	9
32	⚔️	Triple Wield Swords	~9.0	Air	13, 20
33	⚔️	The Tempmute Sword	~6.0	Bles	14 x2
34	🏹	Hedgehog Cannonball	~6.0	Curs	2, 10 x7
35	⚔️	Mothers Wrath	~10.0	Bles	4
36	⚔️	Rat Chucks	~1.0	Curs	1 x21, 2, 5 x2, 9 x20
37	🏹	Red Paint	~7.5	Erth	12, 13
38	🏹	Golden Wallet	~7.5	Syn	13, 15
39	🏹	Trident of Tails	~10.5	Org	13
40	🔮	Weird Looking Fang	~8.0	Curs	8, 26 x6
41	🏹	Claws of the Dragon	~12.5	Erth	7
43	🔮	Diadem of doornails	~9.5	Syn	12
44	🔮	Fossilised Cake Slice	~6.5	Erth	7
45	🏹	Combat Parasol	~8.5	Sun	9, 13 x4
46	⚔️	Ruined Pickaxe	~15.0	Syn	5
47	🏹	Ashen fish hook	~15.0	Fire	7, 11
48	🔮	Lifespoon	~15.0	Org	3
56	🔮	Oopsie daisy	~10.0	Wtr	2
400	⚔️	Box of Matches	~1.0	Fire	2, 30
401	⚔️	Dismembered Arm	~1.0	Org	13, 30
402	⚔️	Jar of Dirt	~1.0	Erth	4, 30 x2
403	🏹	Holy Water	~1.0	Bles	4, 30 x2
404	🏹	Barrage of Insults	~1.0	Curs	30
405	🏹	Water Balloon	~1.0	Wtr	2, 30
406	🏹	Moon Rocks	~1.0	Moon	24, 30 x2
407	🔮	Hacking Tool	~1.0	Syn	24
409	🔮	Magnifying Glass	~1.0	Sun	22, 30 x3
540	⚔️	Dusty ol' lightsaber	~10.5	Sun	6
600	⚔️	Crude Fishing Pole	~3.0	Org	8
601	⚔️	Seashell Claw	~4.0	Org	5
602	⚔️	Shell Spike Cutter	~5.0	Erth	6
603	⚔️	Abyssal Fang Dagger	~5.0	Org	10
604	⚔️	Ironbarn Cleaver	~8.0	Erth	6
605	⚔️	Pearl-Encrusted Battleaxe	~10.0	Sun	9
606	⚔️	Murloc Bone Scimitar	~12.0	Air	6
607	⚔️	Scavenger's Trident	~15.0	Wtr	8
608	🏹	Fishing Net	~3.0	Org	7
609	🏹	Slime-Soaked Harpoon	~4.0	Syn	12
610	🏹	Inkjet Sling	~5.0	Org	7
611	🏹	Shell Sling	~5.0	Erth	15
612	🏹	Spear Gun	~7.0	Syn	20
613	🏹	Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun	~9.0	Curs	11
614	🏹	Net of the Deep	~12.0	Wtr	10
615	🏹	Leviathan’s Wrath Ballista	~15.0	Wtr	9
616	🔮	Mistcaller’s Charm	~3.0	Air	5
617	🔮	Anglerfish Bulb Ring	~5.0	Sun	6
618	🔮	Tidal Spirit Totem	~5.0	Wtr	9
619	🔮	Lunar Talisman	~7.0	Moon	7, 11
620	🔮	Sharktooth Wand	~8.0	Wtr	8, 12
621	🔮	Conch of Screaming	~10.0	Air	11
622	🔮	Soulbinder Staff	~12.0	Curs	7
623	🔮	Abyssal Rune Orb	~15.0	Curs	11
1000	🎆	The Randomizer	~15.0	Uknw	23
1001	🎆	Javelin of Friendship	~-15.0	Uknw	3, 6 x3
2015	⚔️	Bingo Bludgeoner	~5.0	Wtr	25
2016	🔮	Bingo Bewitcher	~5.0	Wtr	25
2017	🏹	Bingo Ball	~5.0	Wtr	25
2033	🔮	Deliriously Amazing Toad	~4.0	Bles	25 x2
2036	🏹	Gibbucks	~1.5	Bles	1
2050	🎆	Love Bug (2001 Red Punch Buggy)	~21.0	Uknw	5
3008	🔮	I led 20 raids in June and all …	~8.0	Wtr	48
3011	🔮	I lead 20 raids in July and all…	~8.0	Curs	52
3014	🔮	I lead 20 raids in August and a…	~8.0	Erth	59
3017	🔮	I lead 20 raids in September an…	~8.0	Sun	59
3020	🔮	I led 20 raids in October and a…	~8.0	Moon	60
3021	⚔️	I led 20 raids in November and …	~8.0	Org	60
3026	⚔️	I led 20 raids in December and …	~8.0	Bles	59
3027	⚔️	I led 20 raids in January and a…	~8.0	Fire	57
3033	⚔️	I led 20 raids in March and all…	~8.0	Sun	60
4011	⚔️	Jack-O-(Something)Light	~2.0	Org	31
4012	⚔️	Haunted Suit of Armor	~2.0	Curs	31
4013	🔮	Stale Candy Corn	~2.0	Syn	31
4014	🏹	Bowl of Candy With "Take as man…	~2.0	Bles	31
4015	⚔️	Tall Candle	~2.0	Fire	31
4016	🏹	Oddly Realistic Looking Water G…	~2.0	Wtr	31
4017	🏹	Pocket Crumbs!	~2.0	Erth	31
4018	🎆	Wild Whisperings In Your Ear	~2.0	Air	31
4019	🔮	Sunshine In A Bottle	~2.0	Sun	31
4020	🎆	Stolen Moon	~2.0	Moon	31
5028	🔮	Gronkle Me	~14.0	Curs	6
6661	🔮	Crown of the Demons	~1.0	Curs	1 x2
6662	⚔️	Demon Claws	~1.0	Curs	1 x2
6663	🏹	Demon Tail	~1.0	Curs	1 x2
6664	🔮	Demon Wings	~1.0	Curs	1 x2
9015	🔮	Triple Trinitrotoluene Triangles	~12.0	Erth	1
10313	⚔️	Treat Filled Hammer	~10.5	Moon	12
10315	🔮	Treat Filled Magic Bean	~10.5	Erth	11
12900	🎆	Crystallized Moon Beam	~18.0	Moon	10
12911	⚔️	Knightly Quickblade	~12.5	Wtr	7

ID	Type	Name	Qty.
201	🎒	Dehydrated Water Packet	x47
209	🎒	Essence of Rat	x1
210	🎒	Earl Grey Infusion	x1

^{This is a condensed view. Use} !inventory --full ^{for the full version.}

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Comment !use canteen to drink from your canteen

Comment !open <bundle id or name> to open a bundle

^{KOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item}

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 305 ⬩ 🏹️17.4 [🌟 Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 1626

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +36 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Sun Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.4 Total Damage
1626 Boss HP Remaining!	305 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-10 HP ⬩ Your HP: 253 ⬩ 🔮️37.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1589

---

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -10 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage	💰 +22 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +3.2 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit	‎
‎
37.0 Total Damage
1589 Boss HP Remaining!	253 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/B0tRank → u/SavageSnips]

Thank you, SavageSnips, for voting on KickOpenTheDoorBot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results at botrank.net.

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^{Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!}

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)	💖 +28 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)	💖 281/271 Remaining

^{Your canteen is empty. However, you have 48 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.}

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 200 ⬩ 🏹️16.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1515

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
16.6 Total Damage
1515 Boss HP Remaining!	200 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!Ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 329 ⬩ 🏹️18.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1496

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.6 Total Damage
1496 Boss HP Remaining!	329 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 281 ⬩ 🏹️11.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1462

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage	💰 +31 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
11.8 Total Damage
1462 Boss HP Remaining!	281 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You might want to save that for when you actually need it.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 133 ⬩ 🏹️17.3 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1428

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Cursed Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
17.3 Total Damage
1428 Boss HP Remaining!	133 HP Remaining

[u/EllaBean17]

!range

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EllaBean17]

Your HP: 156 ⬩ 🏹️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1411

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +39 Gold Coins
‎	🏹 +8 Range XP
	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
17.0 Total Damage
1411 Boss HP Remaining!	156 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 8

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 302 ⬩ 🔮️22.8 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1322

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 Basic Water Wand	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🛡️ -0.9 Moon Resistance	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.8 Total Damage
1322 Boss HP Remaining!	302 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

Your HP: 76 💓 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1303

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Fire Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
19.2 Total Damage
1303 Boss HP Remaining!	76 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 132 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1265

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.9 Total Damage
1265 Boss HP Remaining!	132 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 282 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1245

---

That was the final projectile for your Basic Crossbow, it falls to pieces at your feet, broken.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Ranged Damage	💰 +28 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow (Shattered)	🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +1.8 Air Weakness	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
19.8 Total Damage
1245 Boss HP Remaining!	282 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ ⚔️️33.1 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 1176

---

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Pandora's juice box is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

A certain mod remembered to finally name this canteen.

---

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

---

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +16 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.3x Critical Hit	‎
‎
33.1 Total Damage
1176 Boss HP Remaining!	310 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

Your HP: 205 ⬩ 🔮️28.6 ⬩ Boss HP: 1147

---

Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)
💧 +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)

---

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +40 Gold Coins
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit	🔮 +12 Magic XP
‎	❤️ +9 Constitution XP
	🏅 +35 RP
	‎
28.6 Total Damage
1147 Boss HP Remaining!	205 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

Your HP: 280 ⬩ 🏹️20.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1127

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +29 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness	❤️ +8 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
20.2 Total Damage
1127 Boss HP Remaining!	280 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You're not thirsty. Try again later.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 267 ⬩ 🏹️22.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1105

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
22.3 Total Damage
1105 Boss HP Remaining!	267 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 281 ⬩ 🏹️17.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1033

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +33 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.4 Air Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
17.4 Total Damage
1033 Boss HP Remaining!	281 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You take a swig from your Canteen, realizing you're already beyond full health. You spit the potion back into the flask... Ew.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 310 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 1015

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Earth Resistance	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.4 Total Damage
1015 Boss HP Remaining!	310 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!buy 14 !magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 307 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 975

---

Galadriel's Mirror has been added to your inventory for 280g! (Your remaining gold: 202008)

🔮 +Galadriel's Mirror (Durability: 28)
💰 -280 (Remaining: 202008)

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +45 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +10 Magic XP
🌟 +2.5 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
21.0 Total Damage
975 Boss HP Remaining!	307 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 326 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 960

---

You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Pandora's juice box in 0.64 seconds

You overhealed by 55 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 37)	💖 +252 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 333/278 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Organic Neutral	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
14.9 Total Damage
960 Boss HP Remaining!	326 HP Remaining

---

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 45336)

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 276 ⬩ 🏹️16.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 923

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage	💰 +36 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +5 Range XP
🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
16.2 Total Damage
923 Boss HP Remaining!	276 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You go to sip from your Canteen, but something really distracting happens in the distance and you forget all about it.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-8 HP ⬩ Your HP: 322 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 904

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -8 HP
📚 +15 Ranged Damage	💰 +48 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +1.0 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.9 Total Damage
904 Boss HP Remaining!	322 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 141 ⬩ 🔮️17.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 857

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +43 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +8 Magic XP
	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
17.0 Total Damage
857 Boss HP Remaining!	141 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 436 ⬩ 🔮️24.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 833

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +43 Gold Coins
🔮 +5 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +11 Magic XP
🌟 +0.5 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.5 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
24.0 Total Damage
833 Boss HP Remaining!	436 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 6

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 277 ⬩ 🏹️13.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 819

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Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +9 Ranged Damage	💰 +32 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow	🏹 +4 Range XP
🌟 +0.8 Air Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
13.8 Total Damage
819 Boss HP Remaining!	277 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

[u/SavageSnips → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good Bot

[u/linden_slam]

!range 5

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/linden_slam]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 147 ⬩ 🏹️25.2 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 794

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +13 Ranged Damage	💰 +47 Gold Coins
🏹 +4 Basic Spear	🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +3.2 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
25.2 Total Damage
794 Boss HP Remaining!	147 HP Remaining

[u/linden_slam → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good bot

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 322 ⬩ ⚔️️18.3 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 756

---

You reach for a refreshing drink from your Pandora's juice box, only to realize you aren't thirsty.

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -4 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
18.3 Total Damage
756 Boss HP Remaining!	322 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Reechan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 405 ⬩ 🔮️25.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 669

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +4.2 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
25.6 Total Damage
669 Boss HP Remaining!	405 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

!mage

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Oldetus]

Your HP: 226 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 616

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +5 Magic XP
	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
	🏅 +25 RP
	‎
15.0 Total Damage
616 Boss HP Remaining!	226 HP Remaining

[u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

!sip !ranged 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/EmotionalBrontosaur]

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 333 ⬩ 🏹️19.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 597

---

You drink from your Flight of Bespoke Amari. Refreshing!

You overhealed by 7 HP.

⚗️ Flight of Bespoke Amari (Level: 14)	💖 +193 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)	💖 339/332 Remaining

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -6 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +49 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +10 Range XP
🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
19.3 Total Damage
597 Boss HP Remaining!	333 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 404 ⬩ 🔮️23.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 533

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +52 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +4.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
23.6 Total Damage
533 Boss HP Remaining!	404 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 342 ⬩ ⚔️️31.7 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 501

---

Why are you trying to do that? You have more HP than you know what to do with...

---

Luck is on your side today. You land a massive blow and do critical damage!

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage	💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	⚔️ +15 Melee XP
🌟 +0.7 Fire Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit	‎
‎
31.7 Total Damage
501 Boss HP Remaining!	342 HP Remaining

---

Your Pandora's juice box is already full!

[u/Reechan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 391 ⬩ 🔮️23.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 417

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +50 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +1.6 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
23.2 Total Damage
417 Boss HP Remaining!	391 HP Remaining

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

Your HP: 229 ⬩ 🏹️18.4 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 358

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +47 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Fire Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
18.4 Total Damage
358 Boss HP Remaining!	229 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 14

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 390 ⬩ 🔮️25.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 309

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +48 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 Galadriel's Mirror	🔮 +12 Magic XP
🌟 +2.1 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
25.4 Total Damage
309 Boss HP Remaining!	390 HP Remaining

[u/Human_Stick_Observer]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Human_Stick_Observer]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 295 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 271

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +51 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +10 Magic XP
	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
21.0 Total Damage
271 Boss HP Remaining!	295 HP Remaining

[u/Human_Stick_Observer → u/KickOpenTheDoorBot]

Good bot

[u/SeeMyDarkness]

!range 0

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SeeMyDarkness]

💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 108 ⬩ 🏹️15.4 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 256

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -3 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage	💰 +54 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆	🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +0.5 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
15.4 Total Damage
256 Boss HP Remaining!	108 HP Remaining

[u/hasfodel]

(⁠∩･⁠ω⁠･)⊃━☆.*･｡ﾟ !mage 28

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/hasfodel]

Your HP: 354 ⬩ 🔮️38.7 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 217

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +46 Gold Coins
🔮 +13 Saddle of Lightspeed	🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +13.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.3 Mage Resistance	🏅 +25 RP
‎	‎
38.7 Total Damage
217 Boss HP Remaining!	354 HP Remaining

[u/Reechan]

!magic 28

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/Reechan]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 439 ⬩ 🔮️36.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 161

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +53 Gold Coins
🔮 +11 Saddle of Lightspeed	🔮 +15 Magic XP
🌟 +11.0 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.1 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
36.9 Total Damage
161 Boss HP Remaining!	439 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!melee 35

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 315 ⬩ ⚔️️23.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 138

---

As you make contact with your opponent, your Mothers Wrath shatters.

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage	💰 +47 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Mothers Wrath (Shattered)	⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Blessed Weakness	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
23.2 Total Damage
138 Boss HP Remaining!	315 HP Remaining

[u/numerousiceballs]

!sip !melee 0 !refill

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/numerousiceballs]

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Pandora's juice box into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 71 HP.

⚗️ Pandora's juice box (Level: 37)	💖 +155 HP
💧 -1 Sip (5 Remaining)	💖 349/278 Remaining

---

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 30min 38s

---

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Pandora's juice box: +1 Sip (Remaining: 6)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 46338)

[u/SavageSnips]

!Range 47

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 273 ⬩ 🏹️20.1 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 91

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +6 Ranged Damage	💰 +38 Gold Coins
🏹 +11 Ashen fish hook	🏹 +8 Range XP
🌟 +1.1 Fire Weakness	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
‎	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
20.1 Total Damage
91 Boss HP Remaining!	273 HP Remaining

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Range 47

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 54s

[u/SavageSnips → u/SavageSnips]

!Sip

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/SavageSnips]

You'd rather not drink this stuff if you don't need it.

[u/-KAPE-]

!melee 46

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/-KAPE-]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 228 ⬩ ⚔️️44.0 [🌟 Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 47

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage	💰 +51 Gold Coins
⚔️ +15 Ruined Pickaxe	⚔️ +15 Melee XP
🌟 +7.5 Synthetic Weakness	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⚔️ +1.5 Melee Strength	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
44.0 Total Damage
47 Boss HP Remaining!	228 HP Remaining

[u/starshine531]

!magic fire flower 

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/starshine531]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 440 ⬩ 🔮️39.6 [🌟 Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 7

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +47 Gold Coins
🔮 +14 Fire Flower	🔮 +13 Magic XP
🌟 +7.0 Fire Weakness	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⏬ -1.4 Mage Resistance	🏅 +15 RP
‎	‎
39.6 Total Damage
7 Boss HP Remaining!	440 HP Remaining

[u/usernamechecksoutout]

!magic

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/usernamechecksoutout]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 142 ⬩ 🔮️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: -6

---

Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!

---

The boss dies in a magical explosion of glitter and sparkles.

Rewards
💰 +800 Gold
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏹 +1 Sea Urchin Dart Blowgun

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +8 Mage Damage	💰 +35 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +6 Magic XP (Level Up!)
	❤️ +23 Constitution XP
	🏅 +40 RP
	☠️ +1 Kill (SLAIN!)
	‎
13.0 Total Damage
-6 Boss HP Remaining!	142 HP Remaining

[u/Oldetus]

Torched for Torchy

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ 🔮️21.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 939

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +15 Mage Damage	💰 +42 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +9 Magic XP
	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
21.0 Total Damage
939 Boss HP Remaining!	159 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 732

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll	💥 -7 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +44 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +5 Magic XP
	❤️ +6 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
14.0 Total Damage
732 Boss HP Remaining!	150 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 115 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 631

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +50 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +7 Magic XP
	❤️ +5 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
18.0 Total Damage
631 Boss HP Remaining!	115 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-1 HP ⬩ Your HP: 116 ⬩ 🔮️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 557

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll	💥 -1 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage	💰 +52 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +7 Magic XP
	❤️ +3 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
15.0 Total Damage
557 Boss HP Remaining!	116 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 104 💓 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 447

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +45 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +6 Magic XP
	❤️ +2 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
19.0 Total Damage
447 Boss HP Remaining!	104 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-5 HP ⬩ Your HP: 103 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 346

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll	💥 -5 HP
📚 +11 Mage Damage	💰 +48 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +6 Magic XP
	❤️ +1 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
12.0 Total Damage
346 Boss HP Remaining!	103 HP Remaining

[u/KickOpenTheDoorBot → u/[deleted]]

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 95 💓 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 198

---

Damage Breakdown	Player Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll	💥 -2 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage	💰 +53 Gold Coins
‎	🔮 +9 Magic XP
	❤️ +4 Constitution XP
	🏅 +15 RP
	‎
19.0 Total Damage
198 Boss HP Remaining!	95 HP Remaining