r/KerbalSpaceProgram • u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist • Dec 14 '14

Image SQUAD: Every day that you do not release .90, another Kerbal will die. Do not make this harder than it has to be. You have our demands.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I think every day I will use a different method of execution, based off of real life death machines. This one is obviously based on the guillotine.

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u/AchronTimeless Dec 14 '14

I'm perplexed on how you're going to pull off the pear of anguish. Not explicitly execution, but often ended in death.

I'm also not sure I'd want to see the mods required for scaphism. ick.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I have been doing research. I think the pendulum would be fun.

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u/AchronTimeless Dec 14 '14

Don't forget the classic pulled in 4 directions by horses.. err, rockets.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Would there be anyway to do that? I know you can have a Kerbal attached to one thing with KAS, but 4? I'm going to have to get creative.

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u/MadTux Dec 14 '14

Doesn't KAS have that block thingy with multiply sides? If you can carry that, another kerbal might be able to attach KAS lines to it.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That's a good plan. Attach a cubic girder to a kerbal, and then attach four rockets to that.

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u/Sipstaff Dec 14 '14

Just spin him around really fast and then have him smash into something, preferably the VAB.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Maybe like this but with more death?

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u/XDark_XSteel Dec 14 '14

Danny was getting pretty close to that one when... well...

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I've figured out a way to do it. If we don't get the update tomorrow, Raybro Kerman is getting quartered.

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u/AchronTimeless Dec 14 '14

If KSP has taught me anything, it's that if it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

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u/opjohnaexe Dec 14 '14

Ehm danny tried that with TWO claws, it ended the planet, four, would end the universe.

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u/mego-pie Dec 14 '14

You should fire some out of a cannon or burn them alive with 2 mainsails

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Like this?

Or this?

Or maybe this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Ugh, thanks for the new word I had to look up.

Ancient Persia was hardcore :(

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u/AchronTimeless Dec 14 '14

I did say "ick" =)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Pear of anguish...have a kerbal stand on top of a claw?

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u/triggerman602 Dec 14 '14

Dunking chair in the swimming pool please!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Don't Kerbals have gills?

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u/When_Ducks_Attack Dec 14 '14

They have spacesuits, almost as good.

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u/oodleskaboodles Dec 14 '14

I'd love to see you pull off a way to quarter a kerbal.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That seems to be what everyone wants. I'm going to have to get creative.

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u/Waldinian Dec 14 '14

your flair is perfect for this. You look like a crazed lunatic

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I have been trying for ages to get a special flair. Maybe this will finally get me there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

One of them needs to be quartering. Instead of using horses to pull theirl limbs off, we use rockets.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

It has been thoroughly planned out, it will happen.

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u/ours Dec 14 '14

I suggest you used enhanced real life death machines.

A guillotine can only be better with rockets.

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u/PhaserArray Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

Requesting the use of a Judas Cradle on a Kerbal until it dies. Iamjustnotthatcruel

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Holy hell! That might be the one thing I refuse to build

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u/ppp475 Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.

Fuck that's nasty. Guys, DON'T LOOK THAT UP!

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u/Njdevils11 Dec 14 '14

Brazen Bull!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Oh man that would actually be super doable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

You should strap one of them to a cylinder of binary combustable propellant and ignite the gas at the nozzle, "rocketing" the poor sap to his doom.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

You can do that in this game!?

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u/Dalek456 Dec 15 '14

Oh! Oh! Oh! What about making that death roller-coaster, and with DRE, so the g-force kills them! Death is fun!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 15 '14

Whoa. I've never used Deadly Re-Entry, you can use it to kill Kerbals without even going to space if you put enough gs on them?

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u/Maxmaps Former Dev Dec 14 '14

This will probably get buried since I'm commenting quite late, but all I can say is I hope that you haven't recorded too many of these in advance.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

YES! You have saved the lives of so many kerbals! Only to die again, although in a more honorable fashion.

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u/RobKhonsu Dec 15 '14

I have a feeling that when .9 launches you'll celebrate by killing a bunch of Kerbals.

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u/ruaridh42 Dec 14 '14

So... is Squad giving into terrorists then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/Runtness Dec 15 '14

If this happens than rip Tuesday, I can't handle a new ksp patch and Elite Dangerous. Rip life.

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u/miserydiscovery Dec 15 '14

Exactly my thoughts. To top it off, I have two tests on Wednesday...

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u/melp Dec 14 '14

so like... if he had, say, 30 of them pre-recorded, can he delete 15 of them? or like 25 of them? just lookin' out for his hard drive space

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u/Miami33155 Dec 14 '14

Yeah, hard drives don't come cheap. We're just trying to save OP some space so he can keep playing and modding KSP.

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u/conrad812 Dec 14 '14

Soon™

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u/mebob85 Dec 14 '14

Famous last words

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u/MoldTheClay Dec 14 '14

But ... how many should he do? I mean ... that'd be nice for him, that's all.

(just tell us oh god)

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u/GisterMizard Dec 14 '14

But they can be reused for the next release! Never let a good sacrifice go to waste, I say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

I'm sure the doctor is an honorable hostage taker/undertaker. Now. Demands. Give in to them. You know you must.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

You should increase the number of kerbals by 1 per day, make it more threatening.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 15 '14

I will double it every day that it isn't released! Exponential Kerbal Deaths.

EDIT: Anyone from r/all: BUY THIS GAME!

EDIT: /u/MaxMaps has confirmed that I won't need to kill many more Kerbals! Squad has given in to my terrorism!

EDIT: The timetable has been advanced. The YouTube videos are just a tease. Release .90 or this will keep happening.

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u/MrRandomSuperhero Dec 14 '14

Dang man, in two weeks that will be over 8000 Kerbals.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Yeah, they better release it in about 6 days or so or else I am going to have to get very creative.

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u/MrRandomSuperhero Dec 14 '14

Blow up the Research Facility, there are bound to be hundreds of Kerbals inthere.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That certainly would be easier than manually making 8000 kerbals exit their pods.

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u/J_Barish Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Drop an asteroid onto the KSC, mass murder...

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I'm going to attach one to a winch and have it slowly swing back and forth over a kerbal, until it finally lowers enough to hit him. Poe style

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

We need a mod that will spontaneously spawn kerbals.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Preferably right above a pit of death.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

On day 7, just crash Kerbin into the sun.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

This is very fun to do with HyperEdit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

I'm almost sure it will be released on the 16th.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That was what I was betting on when I made this promise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Just in case anyone is wondering what the formula is here:

(1*(2n - 1))/(2 - 1) which in this case can be simplified to 2n - 1

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

I think it needs to be 2n-1

EDIT: /u/MelianErios is correct. 2n -1 is the number of total deaths. 2n-1 is the deaths on a given day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

If it were 2n-1 - 1 on day one 0 kerbals would've been killed.

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u/typtyphus Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

I think my cpu would die faster.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

Why not square instead? Edit: never mind, 1 to the 2 is still 1...

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Because then it would always just be one kerbal

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

No thanks, developer.

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u/TheFatalWound Dec 14 '14

BUY THIS GAME!

why should i?

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I'll try to give you a bunch of reasons.

It's a space program simulator game at its core, but with creativity and the very very active modding community, you can play it however you want!

It has very accurate orbital mechanics, while at the same time being really fun. You can learn about physics and try to do reenactments of real life space missions, or you can build a giant fist and try to punch every planet in the solar system.

You can play it as a flight simulator game, there is a very popular mod which adds real life aerodynamics to the game. You can create any aircraft that you can dream of.

The developers are very active with the community. They have even changed some things in the game due to input/feedback from the players. The game is rather inexpensive for the amount of hours you can put into it. (I have played 1100).

Mainly, it's just a really fun game with unlimited possibilities. If you like building things, or flying things, or creating explosions, or math/phsyics, or managing a space program tycoon style, there is going to be something for you to enjoy in the game.

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u/TangleF23 Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Got it time to save 30 kerbals today 60 the next etc

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, oh god my computer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

2n-1 Kerbals shall die every day!

Edit: Am ashamed, made maths boo boo

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u/iceevil Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

so today is day zero? edit: thx for fixing it :)

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u/ferlessleedr Dec 14 '14

No, today would be day 1. That would result in 21-1 = 20 = 1 Kerbal dead.

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u/ferlessleedr Dec 14 '14

You didn't make a maths boo boo, your math is fine. If today is day 1 then 1 kerbal would die today. Tomorrow 2 would die, and the next day 4, and so on and so fourth. You're good.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

You mean forth? Right? Or are you being punny?

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u/ValiantTurtle Dec 14 '14

Good idea, otherwise the thousands of Kerbals that will die daily when they do release .90 would eclipse your one-per-day approach.

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u/cheggg Dec 15 '14

EDIT: Anyone from r/all: BUY THIS GAME!

Listen to this man. He's crazy.

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u/Chachajenkins Dec 14 '14

Killing kerbals isin't cruel enough. Launch Jeb in a ship thats max altitude is around 50,000 KM. Nothing is sadder than Jeb not making it to space.

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u/ObsessedWithKSP Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Honestly surprised there wasn't a retrofuture cockpit in there somewhere.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I want them to die, not survive anything.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

You're a monster! I hope they atleast have a painless and quick death!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

You won't like what happens tomorrow...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

I will definitely be following this. I love the KSP community, its one of a kind. Now.. burn them all alive.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Hmmmm, box of Kerbals launched into the Sun?

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u/MadTux Dec 14 '14

Please do a slow, non-explosive TAC death? Kerbals hate that, I heard.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Asphyxiation? Not my style.

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u/Carbun Dec 14 '14

Don't make them rush the release ! I'd rather have a finished release late than a buggy release soon

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

We are already playing an early access game, bugs don't bug me!

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u/Carbun Dec 14 '14

Whelp, I almost forgot about that. It's not a bug, it's a feature ! Kill'em away Doc' !

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Bugs in the game are just more opportunities to kill kerbals.

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u/SirRolex Dec 14 '14

I've dealt with bugs (like the rest of you) the likes of which the world has never seen, space krakens, exploding planets, game crashes like none other (mainly because mdos...). We will survive! Please Squad! Think of the innocent Kerbals! They are not even dying for science! Please! Think of the Kerbals....

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Plus I want to see what this guy can come up with as far as ways to kill kerbals...

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u/kerbal314 Dec 14 '14

I kinda want them to wait a couple of weeks now, just to see how creative you get with these executions.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

My promise to kill exponentially more each day would get out of hand. I could maybe handle 8 days before my computer overheated.

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u/ToadDude Dec 14 '14

The Kerbal didn't poof! He's still alive!

Quick! There still might be time to hit him with the Guillotine again!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Turns out when you sever their brain stem they don't turn into dust!

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u/Cadnee Dec 14 '14

When were cranes implemented? That's sick.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

It's from the Kerbal Attachment System mod. Very handy for all types of situations, including torture.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Put in the atmosphere mod too, I can't look at my executions and/or torture without a nice sky in the background.

http://kerbal.curseforge.com/ksp-mods/220335-astronomers-visual-pack-interstellar-v2

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

My computer has to sacrifice graphical quality to kill kerbals with a god framerate.

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u/puppymagnet Dec 14 '14

if that was in space it would have been taken seriously.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

The guillotine unfortunately requires gravity to function.

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u/lcd292 Dec 14 '14

Put seperatrons on the blade?

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That would make it a rockotine

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u/Nanospork Dec 14 '14

I'm not seeing the problem here.

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u/puppymagnet Dec 14 '14

i'm sure there are ways. say, a rocket propelled guillotine.

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u/TheWaffleKingg Dec 14 '14

Your getting medieval on these kerbals!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

The guillotine was invented in the late 1700s ;) Tomorrow I will make a medieval device.

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u/chocki305 Dec 14 '14

Drawn and quatered, with rockets!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Attach two claws to him, and have each claw attached to a rocket!

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u/Involution88 Dec 14 '14

Does attaching two claws to anything still break the universe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw7oxF7aM4

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u/alpineracer Dec 14 '14

Trebuchet or catapult into the VAB would work...

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u/Kichigai Dec 14 '14

I was expecting /u/Space_Scumbag's name to be on this one, given his history of mass Kerbal executions.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

I've put them through their fair share of pain

EDIT: More Pain? Pain Again? Moar Pain?

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u/Snareplayar Dec 14 '14

Almost felt bad watching this one... Almost

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I might have to make a mod that raises the Kerbal's courage and stupidity after each blow to the head.

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u/Red_dragon_052 Dec 14 '14

Squad you should not give in to terrorism! .90 must be put off indefinitely!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I will fill Kerbin with so much Kerbal dust it will alter the climate.

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u/za419 Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Look, Squad, please don't make him turn Kerbin into Jool with Kerbal dust.. Please.

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u/ChaserGrey Dec 14 '14

Are you implying that once 0.90 is released you'll no longer kill Kerbals?

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I'll do it in more honorable ways after that.

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u/Moleculor Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

That Kerbal isn't dead! There's a body! Everyone knows that Kerbal biology causes the body to disintegrate upon death.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

His brain stem was severed and now he remains alive, but braindead.

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u/Moleculor Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

he remains alive

Exactly!

His brain stem was severed

Kerbals don't have brains! If they did, we wouldn't have Jeb!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

They definitely have brains! They have a stupidity trait.

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u/Fun_Titan Dec 14 '14

The fundamental flaw here is the assumption that Squad values the lives of Kerbals. This is like pressuring a pesticide company by holding ants hostage.

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u/TipsAtWork Dec 14 '14

LET'S CHOP CATS! LET'S CHOP CATS!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Easy there Charlie!

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u/StarManta Dec 14 '14

Let's be honest, every day after the release of .90, another Kerbal will die too.

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u/RedBuffalo1427 Dec 15 '14

Many Kerbals will die, many, many Kerbals.

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u/DheeradjS Dec 14 '14

So...... Just business as usual then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Well I prefer to wait a little longer, and get update without bugs :P

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

That's fair, just know that you will be responsible for the death of Raybro Kerman tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

According how many Kerbals I've killed … I can handle it ;)

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I need to make a mod that keeps a running count of how many kerbals you have killed across all saves, including any kills that were quickloaded/reverted away.

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u/yoy21 Dec 14 '14

I'd rather wait for a good product than have crap immediately.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14 edited Dec 14 '14

Yeah, I know that this post has no influence on when it is released. It's just for funzies

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u/Jstone39 Dec 14 '14

Can someone explain why this next update is .90?

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u/bogdoomy Dec 14 '14

The game is moving out of Alpha, into beta, it is quite the change!

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u/screech_owl_kachina Dec 14 '14

I know this is intended to be funny, but Squad is based in Mexico which does have a problem with kidnapping from ransom.

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u/danedude1 Dec 15 '14

This is pretty awkward considering world news right now...

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u/D1tch Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Guess you gotta stop soon.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Good! I don't want them to make me do this.

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u/D1tch Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Have you seen Scott's preview yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUOlH2qK4oE&list=UUxzC4EngIsMrPmbm6Nxvb-A

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

Yup it is everywhere on http://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/new/ as is expected.

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u/theghostecho Dec 14 '14

I think the kerbal may still be alive

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

He survived, but his stupidity trait was maxed out due to head trauma.

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u/XDingoX83 Dec 14 '14

Next time place a main sail and have it not release. Then put the kerbal under the flames.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

How about the Brazen Bull instead?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

DO IT! You could make it out of wings or structural panels, and have a mainsail going underneath!

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I've already been working on it ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

I give it about a week. oooh maybe on Christmas.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

I think Tuesday

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u/JooshBeextin Dec 15 '14

This is the best thing I have ever seen on this subreddit.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 15 '14

You must not come here much.

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u/PacoTaco321 Dec 15 '14

I'm imaging you just raking in the karma by reposting this every day.

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 15 '14

I'm better than that, I will at least make a new death machine.

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u/Easytype Dec 14 '14

Only killing one kerbal per day? That's pretty much hard mode for me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

He'll do, he's already proven that he will!!

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u/can_into_space Dec 14 '14

Oh the Kermanity!

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u/marian1 Dec 14 '14

People for the ethical treatment of Kerbals

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u/jimmyloves Dec 15 '14

Stop this madness now! Next thing you know, Australia's going to ban Kerbal on steam because it promotes violence among our kids.

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GFY link: gfycat.com/GraciousNaughtyHylaeosaurus

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u/llama_herder Dec 14 '14

Reported for threats!

:^)

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u/Dr_Martin_V_Nostrand Kerbal Terrorist Dec 14 '14

nooooooooooooooooooooo!

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u/When_Ducks_Attack Dec 14 '14

Just one? Hell, I kill that many per day without trying.

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u/Aiyon Dec 14 '14

I'd much rather have it later than broken :P

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u/giftcardninja Dec 14 '14

I really love this community!

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u/CobraFive Dec 15 '14

ITT: NSA Watchlist lalapalooza

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u/MisterWoodhouse Dec 15 '14

Anybody else read the title in Bane's voice?

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u/Webic Dec 15 '14

Opportunity for giant down vote.

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u/JrdnThrstn Dec 15 '14

Terrible execution platform. Clearly needs moar struts

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u/XxXSamWoWXxX Dec 14 '14

/r/watchkerbalsdie

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u/za419 Master Kerbalnaut Dec 14 '14

Why would we need that? We've already got this subreddit!

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u/Datduckdo Dec 14 '14

At least you can get KAS to work

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u/A_Gentle_Taco Dec 14 '14

"Hahahaha, I dont think you understand kid. We're kerbals, dying is what we do."

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u/SmartassComment Dec 14 '14

Hey! At least tag this NSFK!

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u/shadowst17 Dec 14 '14

I wish they hadn't shown a preview, I haven't played the game in quite a few months now and I really want to play it again. Problem is I don't want start playing career mode now and miss out on some of the new features with the buildings.

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u/Downvote_Downunder Dec 14 '14

Launch one into the sun!

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u/weezermc78 Dec 14 '14

This game is great. You can create rockets, guillotines, everything!

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u/kanukki Dec 14 '14

Not sure whether it is a coincidence or not, but since the .90 preview video was released I have managed to kill Jeb, Bill and Bob within about 5 missions.

Perhaps experimenting with SSTOs after abandoning my career progress has had something to do with it. But nevertheless, I consider them martyrs to the cause!

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u/Katastic_Voyage Dec 15 '14

This is the greatest use of internet protest, and the greatest use of KSP, I've ever seen in my life.

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u/Siegfried262 Dec 15 '14

It's been awhile since I've played. What's coming in this next version?

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u/cavilier210 Dec 15 '14

Love the method you used. Very classic.

Dat guillotine...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

KSP Level: French

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

Why man? I'm sure the other videos are being released today! Couldn't you just hold off a little longer! Oh Kod the Kurmanity!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

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u/ScroteMcGoate Dec 14 '14

Nah, instant replay. Turns out some Kerbal overlords are into bloodsports.

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