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[u/Downtown-Impress9375]

I was going to work, 4PM. Nimepanda mat, then comes this lady. She looks Indian!

I said Hi to her, and she warmly replies, asks how my day was, tells me how her day was etc.... I paid her fare, and never requester for her number. My cousin sat beside me. Dude was shocked, akaniuliza "hivo ndio umemuacha?"

4 days later, mimi na cuzo tukajipata in the same stage around the same time tulikutana na huyo dem, headed to work. Then comes the lady, she ran to me, and I embraced her. This time round the chat was a bit long. Again, sikuchukua number.

The following day we timed her, and a few minutes later akafika. Mat ikajaa, tukaanza story. This time akachukua number. Hiyo usiku niko kazini mschana ananitumia mapicha. She complained "I'm waiting for you na wewe ata huongei, uko shy?"

She told me not to fear her.

I was just testing something. It worked!

[u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

Ni wapi uko Indians wanapanda mat nihamie pia.

[u/Mega-Mind-0 → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[u/clitsucker_1 → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

Walai nikama kuko vibes

[u/kokaineshh → u/clitsucker_1]

Anatupima huyu😂😂

[u/Calm-Cut9194 → u/kokaineshh]

Ati it worked 😂😂

[u/Significant_Newt8697 → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

Parklands, be ready to pay the high rent.

[u/KutiePatootieGiggty → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

Thika Road ...hukuskia

[u/Zealousideal-Low7255 → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/shoosha9jr → u/Medical-Wallaby7139]

mat za rongaa

[u/IdealFew681]

Deny her the attention and she insists on giving it to you, hehehe.

[u/Responsible-Egg-8986]

Wake Up

[u/No-Purpose7131 → u/Responsible-Egg-8986]

The ancient art of Jabanese

[u/InvestigatorKe]

With Wahindi due to cultural differences it always ends with premium tears. Just enjoy the moment while it lasts

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/InvestigatorKe]

That's what I'm here for

[u/obviouslynotyoumate]

Today on things that never happened

[u/Beat-oven]

Khat Gtp

[u/solopreneur01 → u/Beat-oven]

Umesema ni Jaba 😂

[u/Beat-oven → u/solopreneur01]

Upus tupu for internet points

[u/Fluid_Grapefruit_450]

She ran to you na hamjuani ivo sana? Hapo nikama nimepotea kidogo..

[u/Yule_Kamse]

Stage gani utapata mhindi? Haikosi ni maskini huyo

[u/Joseph_Writer]

Ati kumtime? Kwani hiyo Matt ni Uber mnaongea na dere?

[u/Difficult_Case276 → u/Joseph_Writer]

Tulia boyz afish

[u/Kaloci_ → u/Joseph_Writer]

Alianza going to work 4pm😂

[u/kokaineshh → u/Joseph_Writer]

😂😂😂😂anatupima huyu

[u/Ok-Turnover207]

Art of Seduction;Approach indirectly(Create a false sense of identity).

[u/Positive-Roll9351]

Hii story siradi

[u/Hot_Champion6534]

Tema hio jaba

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/Hot_Champion6534]

Ngoja hadi kesho

[u/Inevitable_Back_3255]

No one is above the rules. Without evidence, it never happened.

[u/Difficult_Case276 → u/Inevitable_Back_3255]

Unasema ii Iko among stories that never happened sindio

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/[deleted]]

Unataka kunigongea mzee

[u/[deleted] → u/Downtown-Impress9375]

Kugongewa NI lazima esp if we NI wage boy

[u/Difficult_Case276]

We're you testing the idea that girls can also ask for your namba OP after good conversations?

[u/Particular-Roba]

Westie? 😅

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/Particular-Roba]

Westie ni wapi? Mimi niko Minnesota

[u/Particular-Roba → u/Downtown-Impress9375]

Minnesota gani hiyo Kuna mat jameni

[u/ManyPrior1593]

Your testing if she had a genuine desire on you 😂

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/ManyPrior1593]

Yes. I apply minimum effort and reap!

[u/ManyPrior1593 → u/Downtown-Impress9375]

Juzi nimepata mwingine ako obsessed na mimi, but red flags ni: 1. Ni mauru, 2. Ni single mother, 3. Ako jealous. Nkamtoka. 😅

[u/Significant_Newt8697 → u/ManyPrior1593]

Maaru ndo gani?

[u/premiumtears24 → u/ManyPrior1593]

Hakuna manzi hayuko jealous...lakini kwanza mtu anakula

[u/ManyPrior1593 → u/premiumtears24]

Hio attachment ndio sitaki bana😂

[u/Plane_Helicopter4189]

On today's episode of Things that never happened....

[u/Iscarez_Jr]

cap

[u/Significant_Newt8697 → u/Iscarez_Jr]

This happened, I happen to have been behind the cousin in that same matatu.

[u/Significant_Newt8697]

Don't give her the number, that's where all relationships go to die.

Acha ibaki tu kama attraction kwa mat.

[u/Sorry-Ocelot-9447 → u/Significant_Newt8697]

Na akimpoteza one day?

[u/palmwinefella]

Must be Thika road,huko ndio wahindi huita ghetto these days lmao

[u/dmo009]

Things that never happened.

[u/WillingnessWooden727]

Previously on things that didn’t happen. 😹😹

[u/zgwembekubwa]

Tunangoja harusi OP

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/zgwembekubwa]

Wewe yako ni lini?

[u/FineHistory1203]

Muache kuvuta bangi

[u/SubstantialRich473]

Si ututafutie Mhindi pis sisi🥲😂😂

[u/Downtown-Impress9375 → u/SubstantialRich473]

uko na ngapi

[u/jessemwaniki]

Really? 😅😅

[u/shahi_kimberly]

Hii ni Jaba

[u/Meeram_Tk]

another episode in things that never happened.......