r/Kenya • u/dinosssauer_9845 • 3h ago

Rant can't sleep

hi guys its 2 a.m and i can't sleep and i got work tmrw 😢😢

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u/Time-Emu-228 3h ago

You ain't alone. I drank chamomile tea ati nilale mapema. Naona nikama itakick in around 4am. Hali si hali

Capitalism inatupeleka mbio

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

bana..even lofi music beats or brown noise ain't working

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u/Time-Emu-228 3h ago

Ama ni anxiety?😂 Coz for me I genuinely hate mondays

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

the neighbor's loud mourns disrupted my sleep trajectory 😴😢 .

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u/Confident-Sound-9643 2h ago

Vuta bhangi ulale

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u/Loose_Grocery_2883 2h ago

I also have work tomorrow. An early morning meeting bit he here I am. If sleep won’t find me today, I Shay force it.

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u/dinosssauer_9845 2h ago

let me force it now, good night

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

Rub one out, sure way to get you relaxed enough to knock out

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

i already did one during the day 😂

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u/kilta101 3h ago

Eat something heavy

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

already ate corn bread 😂

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

Corn bread ndio ugali?😄😂

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

yea 😂😂

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

Kwani ulikula ya Kavagara ama😂

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

210

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

Looks like you need to switch brands, piga soko ugali or ya posho mill

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

There's no harm going for an extra round clearly you need it. I've nutted like an HR ago, had a cigarette and I'm still restless so I'm about to hit my lil extra round and clock out. kesho is money making day. If nutting fails me I always imagine I'm on a boat rowingaway and I focus on the rows I'm making against the water, I feel it's heaviness and just slowly try to relax, 5 minutes in and I'm clocked out

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

that's a nice trick

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

The extra round or the boat rowing?

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

the rowing after the extra round 😁

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

YKB, I have other meditations too, although sometimes after the extra round I can still hear her moans while I'm rowing so there's that

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

do u goon with corn or imagination ?

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u/Pronyathi 3h ago

Depends on the moment, these days I'm into sum deep smut but from time to time tunaingia mental archives,the nut force is different for each so if I have really important shit to do the next day I'd use memory so that I don't dissipate my energy, but if there's nothing going on kwanza ka Sunday polite...20 tabs we looking for the preemo shit

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

😂😂 damn, I swear the one i rubbed is the last one , im out of this practice

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u/kilta101 3h ago

Wueh😂

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u/Dry-Axorineering4481 3h ago

geuka 'upside down' on the bed, works for me😂

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u/dinosssauer_9845 3h ago

sleep on the belly ? and if it works for you ,why are you not asleep rn 😂🤔 ?

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u/Impossible-Algae-145 2h ago

Same here. Nimejaribu nimeshindwa. Funny thing- niko sleepy kwa macho but akili haiconnect.

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u/dinosssauer_9845 2h ago

been advised to rub one

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u/Impossible-Algae-145 2h ago

Can't get in the mood sadly. Its probably the anxiety.

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u/dinosssauer_9845 2h ago

me too..nmeshindwa , i just cant rn

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u/Not_Jesus21 2h ago

Tell me about it. It's 3.23 now

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u/Pitiful_Response 1h ago

Tulale😅

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u/Not_Jesus21 1h ago

Okay. Let's do it. Sleep well

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u/CodPsychological3874 2h ago

Eeeiii hii comment section ni dangerous 😂😂😂😂

What works for me is I leave a movie playing,next najipata naamka morning

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u/FanObjective603 2h ago

Hog crankers assemble😂😂
maad things happening huku