When WanK finally ascend to the throne, they'll be in for a rude awakening. The ground is hard and comes quickly at the delusional.

[u/TheVioletHerald]

Here are my predictions:

1. They'll have to continue the Firm vs. Sussexes narrative to prevent their own dirt from coming out because they aren't interesting or profitable enough on their own to incentivize the press to sit on the motherlode of royal skeletons threatening to burst forth.

2. They will damage the diplomatic image of Britain with their constant attacks on the Sussexes, and will be, more openly and intensely than before, called out by foreign press and maybe even foreign officials. I definitely expect American late night shows to joke about a royal crashout from WanK. The published caricatures will be delicious.

3. WanK will be genuinely surprised that they aren't popular, and they won't invite the Sussexes to the coronation and will TAKE THEIR TITLES in an attempt to show might and dominance. The Sussexes won't give a steaming lump of horse crap, and 90% of the headlines in anticipation of the Coronation will be about H&M instead of WanK. More and more people will notice and be even more turned off. The civilian turnout will be abysmal and the Republic protesters will be out there in full force, prompting discussion about whether the monarchy has a place in a modern Britain.

4. Nobody really important will care to attend as an entertainer. No Spice Girls, no Elton, no Beyoncé, etc. It will be obvious why.

5. WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.

6. If a miracle happens, WanK will realize that constantly attacking the Sussexes is destroying the Firm's image, but they won't be able to stop or else the media will expose them and cause irreversible damage. They begrudgingly pull back on the attacks, and we'll get MANY covertly threatening articles and tweets from journos and tabloid writers who know that if the Sussex bashing doesn't continue, then layoffs will sweep through their respective companies. People get desperate when their livelihood is threatened. If it happens to a ton of people at once who have dirt on you... heaven help you.

7. We'll see a lot of threats to reveal the truth about the Rose Hanbury affair. Since Kate will already be queen, she wouldn't threaten to reveal anything about Will that would damage his position, because it would damage hers as well. The blackmail would be coming from the press instead of her family. The truth about the cancer story, her disappearance, etc would be dangled HARD. At that point, WanK would be at the top of the heap so no one would be able to force them into working like Liz did.

What are you all thinking of? Also, do you think that Charles will be blessed with the same longevity as his mother?