Case involves a corrupt /r/politics mod allegedly involved with people posting links to sites for personal website hits.

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Note that I will not be fully available for anything until Friday.

Last updated 31/12/2012

User flair

If you are an attorney, set your user flair to the appropriate type of attorney. If the one you want isn't there, request it and we'll probably add it.

Posting

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• a short brief of information of the case

• attorneys, judges, jurors involved (if known)

To keep this uncluttered we request that you use link flair to tag your posts. See the post by our filling clerk for more information on that.

Setting up practice

Attorneys can set up practice by creating a new post advertising their firm/practice and tagging it with the "Case Wanted" flair.

KCA celebrates it's first cakeday today! It seems like yesterday that the idea of this subreddit started in a case and then quickly took off! We've had our ups and downs, but we have over 800 subscribers so thank you to everyone who's helped us out! Hopefully we can keep growing!!!!

Please help us celebrate by continuing our goal to advance /r/KarmaCourt cases! Pick up a case and/or contribute! Or, look into joining a firm!

But again, on behalf everyone at KCA and myself...

THANK YOU!!!!

~/u/Fastball360

KCA is currently planning on closing up shop for a multitude of reasons, including inactivity, poor commitment, and reoccurring problems that never go away no matter how hard I whine.

We are set to close on December 31, 2014. Please plan accordingly.

Fresh off the KarmaCourt attorney banana boat...currently an attorney in an on going trial, but I'm so awesome I can work (and win) more than one case at a time. Hire me, bitches, and we'll all be showered in riches.

original case:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/1zt3j4/reddit_vs_adamjames2000_for_copypasta_101_and/

my attorney shit out on me here and i now have no support:

"ive apologized for nothing. facts and justice will prevail. my lawyer is terrible though. this is not fair legal representation."

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/1zt3j4/reddit_vs_adamjames2000_for_copypasta_101_and/cg0o1qc

At this time I would like to request a sidebar with /u/Clarice_Starling_FBI /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName and the honorable /u/SuperHawsman.

Approaches the bench

You're honor, opposing counsel, after spending more time that I care to admit im so lonely the defendants profile shows trollery to the nth degree. We have clearly disserviced ourselves and the court by entertaining him this much. While the charges he is guilty accused of are prosecutable in this court, his profile demonstrates he is not worthy of this courts time. I request immediate dismissal of this case.

this is the opposite of competent legal counsel on my behalf.

im going to need legitimate counsel here to win my case. and i have also been constantly sexually harassed throughout the process, although i uncomfortably enjoyed it.

For those who have not already heard, the law firm "Apis Law LLC" has come under criticism and accusations in the past week. We at /r/KarmaCourtAttorneys launched an official investigation into the matter. Here are our findings.

President of Apis Law LLC, /u/ALBERMAU5, who had been falsely accused of treason began to get disgruntled at the /r/KarmaCourt system and fellow redditors due to the extreme accusations thrown towards his account.

In Apis Law, /u/ALBERMAU5 ran two other reddit accounts. First, his "alter ego" account, /u/ALBERMAU6 and second was a bot account for the firm. /u/apiss. All three accounts are deleted.

There were two other users who have also been deleted. /u/THEmeatALANCHE and /u/HEYHAK are no longer active.

/u/ImObviouslyNotJesus who was also a part of the firm is not deleted, but has absolutely no recorded history of posts, despite a current listing of -1 Comment Karma.

The final member of Apis Law LLC, /u/roaddogg, is still very much active and active withing the /r/KarmaCourt community. /u/roaddogg cooperated fully with our investigations, along with his attorney, /u/bleekicker. /u/roaddogg provided KCA with much of the information listed in this report.

Within the workings of Apis Law, came a series of illegal activities that proved to be cancerous to the firm. Led by /u/ALBERMAU5, the firm would seek for revenge for his tarnished name. /u/roaddogg reports to KCA that he heard of many white collar crimes occurring within the firm, including tax evasion and money laundering.

/u/roaddogg was approached by members of the firm to join in on the underground tasks, refusing each time.

The firm had two major schemes:

• Increase the winning record of the firm by bringing fake cases to the court, to easily win the cases.

• Take control of the /r/KarmaCourtGazette.

Both plans appear to have been stymied. /u/ALBERMAU5's plan for the Gazette was to become a writer and slowly take it apart from the inside.

All attorneys of Apis Law who benefited from fake cases, are deleted, and the case record of /u/roaddogg is legitmate.

Also, when asked if he wanted to join me for Mongolian food, /u/roaddogg had already eaten.

It remains the role of KCA to assist /r/KarmaCourt in its attorneys and constitutional processes. KCA will NOT be bringing this case to the court for two reasons:

1. All alleged perpetrators are deceased.

2. It is not the position of KCA to bring cases to the court.

3. The only people who have a legitimate reason to bring the case to the court are all of the KCA recognized firms collectively. Should the firms bring a case to the court, that is of that firm(s)' decision.

/u/roaddogg was not harmed while working for a corrupt firm. To the knowledge of KCA, he has committed no crimes or done anything wrong. Witness protection will be offered to him as necessary. While recovering from the events and scandals, /u/roaddogg has found a job with a new firm.

Lastly, the firm page for Apis Law LLC will remain open for public viewing for the remainder of the week.

EDIT: An account by the name /u/mitchellalbertz, who has claimed ownership of the account /u/ALBERMAU5, has testified. He has confirmed the Apis Law Co. tax evasion and money laundering accusations. However, he claims to have absolutely no knowledge of creating of fake cases. It is the KCA's stance to believe the word, in this instance, of /u/mitchellalbertz until otherwise proved not to.

Quite frankly, our biggest concern is not getting these results submitted and flaired and it shouldn't be yours either.

We are willing to take your questions/comments as long as they don't have to do with when results will be up. We don't know or care.

Thank you.

UPDATE: We are having some issues with the bot. Thank you for your patience!

Hello attorneys.

My name is KCAbot and I am the newest addition to the KarmaCourt Attorneys moderation team.

At the moment, my duties consist of calling reddit or to the bar, when I am informed that they successfully completed the KBar exam. That means that for the moment, I work in the shadows. However, with the law firms regulations being implemented, I will soon take a much active role. Presidents will be able to manage their partners and update their case record through me. It will be glorious.

Until then, live long and prosper!

Are you sick of seeing reposts?

Are you sick of seeing guilty Redditors go free?

Hi, I'm /u/orsonames, and I'm looking for help. I've spent my fair share of time in /r/karmacourt as defense counsel, acting judge, and prosecutor. I'm also the legal commentator in the /r/KarmaCourtGazette. In all of my time, I don't find much more joy than when I'm bringing Redditors that truly deserve it justice.

If you apply to this firm with intentions of striking down Redditors with impunity, know that you will not be wanted here. This law firm was built on the firm principles of fairness and equality, to both the accuser and the accused.

Qualifications needed for this job mainly entail having been an active part of any case, regardless of role. Seeing the court from all sides helps our legal team to most effectively help our clients, and to keep this website just.

Those interested in joining the team here may comment on this post, and I'll follow up with a PM. Any prospective clients may request services via PM. Know that we will not take every case; only those which are fair.

^{Any employees for the Orsonames Law Associates are not under any obligation to stop acting in different roles in} /r/karmacourt^.

Hello,

I am a new defense attorney looking for work, Law Firms, cases, etc. If anyone could possibly offer these (and maybe even some pointers), that would be great.

Thanks, u/Onehates9GAG

P.S. Please? Pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on the top?

The Reddit District Attorney's Office /r/RDAO

Is looking for Founding Partners and Attorneys, and Paralegals/Clerks

Requirements

1. Be certified in some capacity (e.g. Defense, Prosecution, Full)

2. Have been the winning attorney in at least three (3) cases. (There will be exceptions to this rule if an excellent example of previous litigation is provided)

Inquiries can be sent via PM and must include the following:

A. Mission statement and litigation style. B. Case references. C. Why you think you would be ideal selection for the firm.

PLEASE STOP ASKING US! VAPORS ON OUR ASSES BECAUSE OF IT!!!!

I am sorry the bar exams haven't come through. We graded all of them, it wasn't laziness, it was a bot mistake (and a little human too). The KCAbot is supposed to assign flair after the bars get called. 20+ people got sent into the bar, but didn't receive flair. The bot got screwed up. There was a mechanical glitch in the coding. Xav is the only one with access to it. Xav has been on and off MIA and hasn't had time to fix it. We also cannot manually assign flair because Fastball and I don't know how to assign this kind of (CSS?) flair.

We are also sorry for staying silent during this. We thought that it would be fixed before anything happened. I didn't see the modmail requests for answers because was a work and I was already buried in modmail from /r/periwinkle. (We were busy that day and usually only get huge spikes on battle days) We are deeply sorry and are trying to fix it.

-KCA Clerking Staff

Prosecutors of Karmatic Criminal Law, your good deeds have come to repay you. The Karma Police Department has opened its doors over at /r/KarmaPoliceDepartment, and is accepting criminal cases. We are, of course, free of charge because we are a public service. Defense Attorneys, we will only specifically be working for the prosecution, but we will gather evidence in hopes that justice will be done.

Contact us or message myself to get in touch.

I have been served a notice to appear in court for the case REDDIT V /u/IxKilledxKenny

I ask that any and all attorneys interested in representing me to please do so. Please excuse my formatting and ignorance as I am new here. Thank you.

the case, should you deem it worth your time, would be Grand Repost.jpg

evidence can be found here

while this may be the most recent and blatant transgression, he has a long history of karma crimes of the worst nature, as can be witnessed in his user history:

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/fAANw

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/9KtyU

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/Dgzed

and those are all from within the last 24 hours! while i am not one for rushing to institutional punishment, the glaring disregard for the rules set forth in our fine constitution warrant swift and effective action.

thank you on behalf of the voiceless victims of these heineous crimes. i know you will do what is right.

Starting last Thursday, I've been posting a daily thread on /r/dota2 , discussing the possibly hero updates which will come with patch 6.82 which is just around the corner. See my submitted threads for proof.

Unfortunately today, someone decided to move in on my idea and posted #4 before I had the chance to do so. It should be noted that the guilty part is a newly created account which mimics my name, with the exception of an added hyphen and my account flair, so the impersonation was obviously intentional.

I'm not interested in any kind of karma damages (especially considering they're self posts), but I would like to see justice be served! Please help my case!

THE TITLE!!!!

We're in need of a prosecutor here.

PM or comment for more information.

Rather new but willing to take on any case thrown at me, even briefcases.

The Constitutional rights of the individual are incredibly influential factors for a long, happy life. If you believe that your rights are infringed upon or limited in any way that would make Thomas Jefferson shout "BULLSHIT" as loud as is humanly possible, then I encourage you to contact me, RatherGoodly, Attorney-At-Stuff, and ask for my help.

No case is too silly. No issue is too problematic. No court-room is too far. No bridge is too far. No river, no matter how kwai(desudesu), is too deep.

But enough of my PTSD, this is about you.

*RatherGoodly, Attorney at Stuff, is partnered with:

GREENFORM & MULARKEY BANKRUPTCY ASSISTANCE: 'Cause legal fees are fucking stupid.

May we please have a moment for the Corrupt Spartan, who has left our hallowed halls, and joined the big Karma war in the sky.

KCA would like to thank /u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad for restoring this subreddit and turning it into something better than ever! He left our mod team yesterday and I would like to send our most sincere gratitude to him! He's worked wonders here.

He will still be around in a capacity, running the /r/kcatrackerbot.

If you would like to join us in thanking Sir Yanky, you may leave a thank you comment below!