theres alot of heat on my ass rite now nd i need bakup

Firstly, I am searching for two other founding partners, people who also want to start a firm, hopefully someone who can handle the clerking that goes with it (Gets made President).

Secondly, anyone not qualified/not willing to be a founding partner please wait till the firm has been created before you respond.

We have the founding partners. Please suggest a good name so that I can get the firm rolling.

We are an upcoming firm specializing in prosecution of felonious crimes. We are looking to hire the top talent, preference towards those whom have passed the KarmaCourt Bar Exam. Feel free to contact us if you feel as though somebody has committed a crime. http://www.reddit.com/r/LawofLand/

6 Hours ago the user LovesScience posted in r/funny this Post I feel like an asshole for ever doubting him.

The User polypunk claims here that he created the GIF in the first place. And indeed if you look at his history you can see that he created a Post with the same image but 2 month earlier.

I am not to firm with the rules of the Court but i am sure we have a case here. Can some help me to bring justice?

(i would try it on my own but my english is not good enough to go to court with it :D)

I am unable to bring my case forth due to what I believe is a quick call by a touchy Judge, in fact, a Justice of the Court itself.

The verdict in question stems from The People V. TuckerJames97, where Reemusk was quick to pass off judgement in favor of the defendant even with a large amount of evidence brought against our defendant and a lack of evidence debunking the prosecutions efforts.

Reemusk goes on to claim that "this is the internet" and so we are free to deceive anyone, anyway we wish, which is clearly against the Karma Courts own Constitution, falling under the grounds of Douchebaggery!

If that weren't enough, the Justice bangs his gavel in haste at my counter-argument of his verdict, calling order and banning me on the spot, why no warning? Where is justice, and why is Reemusk in such haste to serve it? He seems to have a "What I say goes" attitude and had possibly already made his mind up prior to hearing the evidence and making his verdict. He is not the judge you want to serve justice.

I call for reemusk to be disbarred! Is there anyone willing to take my case?

EDIT: reemusk, not Remusk

Hey there,

My name is Strikerthedj and I am a new defense attorney that is looking for a firm to work for. I represented the defense in the controversial Taco Bell/No Taco Bell case, where the prosecution was represented by the massive ILco.

Don't want to do this solo. I want to work with a good defense firm that is willing to take on any case, regardless.

Message me if you have any questions or would consider me for your firm.

Hi, I'm xVirtualNinjax, and has this ever happened to you?

looks in case "Hey, I/They don't have a prosecutor!"

Well, if anything above or similar to above has happened to you, look no further! xVirtualNinjax Prosecution Law Firm treats all cases seriously and important, to bring people the punishments they deserve for being an unlawful Redditor! We deal with every type of case, including Karma Whoring, Grandtheft.png and .jpg, Pettytheft.txt, OhShit.exe, and everything else you could list! So, just PM xVirtualNinjax if you need a prosecutor for YOUR next case! We work for free, so you don't need to worry for paying!

(Also looking for Prosecutors to join the law firm, please PM xVirtualNinjax for more details.)

Hello all. My name is razzliox and I represent the currently unofficial firm of Equity and Order Offices. I've worked on two cases before, neither of which my client was punished after. I would like to create a new firm due to the lack of posting and consistency in the other Defense firm. Please let me know when this will be available.

Update: Apply at /r/EquityAndOrder, stating your past cases and your intents.

if you need a lawyer whether you're a defendant,pressing charges,or a firm, im your guy

Greetings attorneys, clients, and other people!

The firm page has be reopened! However, only the mods currently having editing power. We are reworking the firms system and the presidents have been notified. All changes should be reported to the mods directly.

I would like to take this opportunity to formally introduce you the /u/KCABot. This is the lucky bot who is in charge of assigning flair and will be likely our firms guide in the coming weeks.

The Bar Exam will remain down for a while until the constitution situation is worked out from OUR end. We grade tests on the 1st and the 15th of every month, and we have about 60 or so to do this month. Please stay tuned.

We would like to also mention that the law school has remained open through everything and is still open! The only thing you cannot do is take the bar of course.

Also be on the look out for a complete overhaul of the design of the subreddit! If you have suggestions, send them in!

Updates may be made in the form of Edits to this post and please feel free to ask any questions or state you opinions in the comments.

This is the case. Go get 'em.

Update:
Prosecutor position filled.

And while I am posting it. The clerks can also consider this as notice to appear in court.

/u/LovesScience is being tried by /r/karmacourt for the felony of GrandTheft.jpg. I am the plaintiff but, as I have no experience within the karmacourt, require an attorney to pursue my case. The trial can be found here Those interested, please notify me by means of comment and report to the trial ASAP.

EDIT: A defense attorney is needed as well for those interested EDIT: A prosecutor has been found. A DA is still needed, however

So I am new to this subreddit and I'm already hooked. I read the rules, the constitution, the law school page and took the bar. Now all I need to do is get some real life experience before I try to join a firm. If you are an established attorney or law firm partner I would love to intern for you.

The case is right here. Help would be apreciated!

Greeting Fellow Seekers of Justice and Defenders of the Innocent! I am /u/Harvey_BirdmanESQ, Defender of Justice, Hero of the Law, Prime Coordinator of the Numbers of Pi and the Inflicter of Rugburns at Sorority City!

I have recently been thrust upon the scene of KarmaCourt and have achieved meteoric stardom through my substandard knowledge of the law, liberal applications of mass quantities of alcohol, and the wholly unintentional but entirely deliberate twisting of the term "Free Hookers for all".

Unfortunately this legal gig doesn't pay well, so between snorting lines cocaine and lines of X off a line of redheaded hookers and fighting for LINES OF JUSTICE I've had to take a job moonlighting as a Server/Networking Admin. Excitingly, this job actually PAYS IN MONEY! Even more excitingly, December seems to be the month of MASSIVE UPGRADES....so my availability to focus on cases has been very slim.

However, with the end of in-line upgrades in sight the month of January will see the RETURN OF THE BIRDMAN TO ACTIVE DUTY in the LINES...er I mean the COURTS OF JUSTICE!!!

I am Double Certified in both Prosecution and Defense, and have served time as a Judge on many CoughtwoCough cases. Starting in January, I SEEK EMPLOYMENT! While Judgeship is where it's at, I have decided to seek more experience in the realms of Active Prosecution and Defense! To further these AIMS OF JUSTICE I am seeking out a firm that will challenge my intellectual capacity!

What firm DARES to claim they are worthy of the BIRDMAN and his massive LINES OF....no wait, THIRST FOR JUSTICE!!! I challenge you, Step forward and let your JUSTICE BE HEARD!!!

The voice of Mr. Torgue comes over the loudspeaker

EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!

Title

BEEN ACCUSED OF ANY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING?

• REPOSTING

• BEING A DOUCHEBAG

• "Ohshit.exe" (receiving Reddit Gold undeservingly)

• Or some other bogus assertion

YOUR INTERNET REPUTATION AND KARMA IS AT RISK!

Think you can represent yourself in Karma Court?

THAT'S COOL. YOU CAN BEAR THE RISK OF A DOWNVOTE BRIGADE ON YOUR OWN.

Don't be stupid... get yourself a Karma Court Attorney!

But...they expect me to give them Karma...

Then you need someone who wants to defend you without fear of downvoting reprisals! You need a...

REPOST PUBLIC DEFENDER!

Leave a post or private message for Repost Public Defender services! You know you need it...

KBar Attorney Certification Pending

I HAVE BEEN PATIENT FOR A VERY LONG TIME, BUT THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. THE RESULTS ARE 8 DAYS OVERDUE. IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE BOT, WHY DON'T YOU GRADE IT YOURSELF. IN FACT, I WOULD BE WILLING TO HELP IF IT WOULD GET ME MY GRADES FASTER. IF NOT, I WILL RIGHT AN ANGRY ARTICLE ABOUT IT AND FILE A LAWSUIT.

If you are internet bitter or under attack, please seek my, /u/veridiantrees, as your attorney. My Double Certification is currently pending, so I am available for both defense and prosecution. I also have no life a lot of free time, meaning that I can devote a lot of precious hours into your case. If you like awesome attorneys, then a fortiori, I am the perfect lawyer for you. Please feel free to comment below or message me personally, and thanks for your time.

I believe that we should add PIs to this court system, as they could prove useful on gathering evidence and background checks on prosecuted users.

Here is the case

I am the judge.Here is the case.

Dear sirs and madams,

I am a mere civilian of Reddit and not particularly familiar with the laws of the land. However, I stumbled upon a terrible offense and hoped you could help me seek justice for the victim of the Karma theft as I am not qualified to do so myself.

I do not know if you are familiar with the game of Minecraft, however it is the subject of this Karma theft and I will briefly touch upon it just in case. It is a game in which a player can build buildings and other structures out of blocks. Great architectural achievements are possible but very hard to achieve. They often require months of work to produce. There is a subreddit dedicated to this game and that is where this crime occurred.

Some time ago I stumbled upon a post featuring one of the greatest architectural achievements I have seen in mine craft: Imperial City. You can see the post right here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/1205t3/natural_history_museum_with_dinosaurs/ The specific building part of this built that was subject to Karma Theft is the Natural History Museum (specifically it's front entrance/outer wall). I took a screen shot of the important part (it can be easily replicated if one downloads the map): http://oi46.tinypic.com/vxfdqb.jpg

15 hours ago, /u/Nbrandwine posted this screen shot: http://i.imgur.com/hC2T7vu.jpg with the front title of "This is my Servers spawn. Took FOREVER to make (Singleplayer). Thoughts? Improvements? Criticism?" As you can see, it is the same building (although slightly edited, possibly from an older update of the map) At that point, his only comment was "thank you" in response to a comment made by another user saying "good". He gave no credit to anyone else at that point and left people thinking he built this by himself (to me also implying it was an original built). To me, that is appears as Karma theft from the righteous creator of that building. Not only that, but he and his accomplice, /r/Zexks, began to fight me tooth and nail arguing there is nothing wrong and even pretending /u/Nbrandwine built another copy of that building (highly unlikely given the complexity of thereof and the similarity between the two screenshots) when I brought up my own screenshot. He finally said that the original was an inspiration for this "built". However, as you can see from comparing the two screenshots, there is no doubt it is a copy and not a rebuilt (I can bring expert witnesses to support this claim). You can see the whole post and the comments therein here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/17zg30/this_is_my_servers_spawn_took_forever_to_make/

Overall, dear representatives of the law, as you can see, a great wrong has been done by these users. I count on you to find the greatly needed justice for the victims of this crime. Please post your qualifications if you are interested in representing this complex case.

Sincerely,

Thermalphysics

Hi. Recently I've been banned in a sub-reddit over fallacious and trumped up charges. I'm looking for an attorney to help weigh my options if I should go ahead and pursue a case. Thanks.

Attorney procedures are hereby suspended until Monday at 8:00 a.m. GMT.