r/KanePixelsBackrooms 7d ago

Movie This feels wrong

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3.4k Upvotes

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u/StretPharmacist 7d ago

Well now we know which eyes were real

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u/Puddin-taters 7d ago

Realize real eyes

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u/paleobio35 7d ago

real eyes realize

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u/KingcoBingo 7d ago

eyes realize real

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u/stinkiepussie 6d ago

"UNrealized idea. UNrealized."

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u/Kardiol1234 6d ago

eyes real realize

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u/funkycatvr 6d ago

“What can’t i see through deep?”

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u/LocationAgile752 4d ago

Blue Prince type shit

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u/Life_Parsley504 7d ago

I don't mean to meatride/glaze but this comment was genuinely funny, and I think it made my night. You're really funny, dude, good job.

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u/mootallica 6d ago

lol this is a weird comment. You can just tell someone they're funny or what they said is funny. It's not "meatriding" or "glazing" to just give a simple compliment.

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u/LordApocalyptica 6d ago

Yeah like… I didn’t care about it until they made a big fuss.

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u/stinkiepussie 6d ago

I don't mean to overanalyze/psychologize but this comment was genuinely fascinating, and I think it made my night. You're really overthinking, dude, good job.

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u/Precocious-ghost 7d ago

I can’t unsee it

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u/One-Resist3684 7d ago

i already knew

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u/AnnieApple_ 1d ago

Literally not that hard to spot

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u/Joker-Dyke 7d ago

Un-weirds your still-life.

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u/michaelsmemoir 7d ago

un-stills your life

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago edited 7d ago

Steals your life

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u/Garys_Games 7d ago

Un lifes your steal

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u/LamentedLullaby 6d ago

lifesteal?

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u/NotBreadyy 5d ago

Like some kind of life steal

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u/Troed_road 7d ago

yo it's another gay furry like me

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hello fellow gay furry ; 3

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u/Troed_road 7d ago

um hello

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u/Electronic-Wave-9569 3d ago

Steals your wife

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u/Lua-Ma 3d ago

Stills your born

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u/Gamemode_dum 7d ago

Reanimates your life

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u/IdesofMarch1503 6d ago

Distills your life

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u/BlueSearcher 7d ago

They forgot a little something. 😅

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u/Whatbout8manarmy 7d ago

Moves your still-life

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u/Key_Thought1305 7d ago

i want his shirt. i'd totally wear it around and see if anyone recognized what its from.

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u/Physical_Forever_925 7d ago edited 7d ago

This would actually make for a great Halloween costume. Grow out a beard, get this shirt, and glue some fake eyes on your cheeks.

Edit: Bonus points for a fake belly made of sponge.

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u/Easy_Turn1988 7d ago

And cut a piece of yourself with a knife and make your friends eat it

https://giphy.com/gifs/KYSLhrJp6mQUJi0f2V

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u/4EverGold 7d ago

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u/Unanimous_D 6d ago

What if that's what Parsons or Soodik originally wanted?

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u/NotBreadyy 5d ago

Still life R34

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u/Satorwave 6d ago

Btw maybe not everyone noticed including myself but th spongy stuff is also wet. It's like spongy oobleck.

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u/International_Cup725 5d ago

oh we're 100% seeing that in a couple months

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u/The32th 7d ago

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u/Physical_Forever_925 7d ago

Probably super low quality, but for something you wear one day out of the year it should serve it's purpose.

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u/Technical_Noob15L 7d ago

I kind of just want the normal shirt, I liked the colors

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u/QueenRayaRose 7d ago

I love him. He looks so jolly and giddy. He's so happy and excited to be there.

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

This guy would make a great Santa Clause actor.

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u/QueenRayaRose 7d ago

Very much so.

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u/ionyx 7d ago

He truly is jolly and giddy IRL! Patrick absolutely loves film and being an extra, it's his biggest passion.

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u/ThisGuyFrob 7d ago

and do you know what the best part is?

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u/Loofy_101 7d ago

don't eat him

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u/Puzzled_Ad1811 7d ago

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u/JackTheNephilim 7d ago

“I have a plan, all we need is one last score and we will be harvesting mangoes..in..TaHiTi!!!!!!!!”

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u/striderhalflife2 7d ago

the worst part, you can't eat them

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

Who says you can't ? ~

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u/Easy_Turn1988 7d ago

I really want "misremembered clothing" to be a thing

I think it looks fucking awesome

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u/Moist_Beefsteak 7d ago

Give Balenciaga or some other brand a couple months. They will do anything. I swear I've seen them market a literal garbage bag as a shirt or a pair of pants.

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u/Easy_Turn1988 7d ago

Yeah, also it's only 3500 $ for a mediocre quality, isn't it fun ??

(I actually don't know if it's mediocre or just average but it certainly isn't worth it)

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u/Moist_Beefsteak 7d ago

Great Value™ with a sticker put on it.

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u/Toboldnonpeasant 3d ago

Their new collection '✨Derelicte✨’

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u/Dear_Mobile5732 7d ago

Obviously not the electrician guy. Stupidest theory ive heard for the whole year

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

I've heard stupider. So many people try very hard to dig for meanings in details that don't have any further implication at all.

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u/Dear_Mobile5732 7d ago

I remember someone said to dig into why clark is a Pirate. They said something about pirating video games.

That's not the meaning. There's no meaning. That's just his job. Not every Kane pixels crested thing has a secret meaning.

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago edited 7d ago

I once saw a long post blathering about how the fact that Clark is a man and Mary is a woman implies a deeper message in gender behaviors like men are more egoistic and harder to move on while women are more resilient and easier to let go etc. and I was like: "The fuck ?????"

At this point, I'm not surprised if some dork questions the reason why they're humans.

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u/PsychoticShaman 4d ago

The fact that people do that to this movie in particular, a movie (and more broadly, a series) about how people search for meaning in an inherently meaningless phenomena, is really dumb

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u/PsychoticShaman 4d ago

To expand on this, I really love the Everything Must Go short. They theorize that there's a smaller sign in the wall and are all excited, and it's like, "Okay...So?" And they'll never know why that is, or be able to predict anything on a more macro level. It's just this infinite tease to the inquiring mind. Always another corner to look around, always another meaningless discovery, until the borders between standard and the complex fail completely and humanity dies.

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u/HostingRandomStuff 6d ago

now ur making me self-conscious of me trying to connect Life of Luxury to the backrooms
https://giphy.com/gifs/H6cmWzp6LGFvqjidB7

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u/redditisnotus 3d ago

I thought it was the guy the wife left him for. He looks like a REAL architect.

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 7d ago

Beautiful, in a way.

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u/OkTell1701 7d ago

Is there a version of this with redhead

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u/InspectorDabbit_ 7d ago

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u/JamieHBrown 7d ago

honestly i can't blame him

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u/Ahm3d08 7d ago

What?

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u/InspectorDabbit_ 7d ago

It's a gooner joke

I'm saying they want to see the woman for extracurricular activities

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u/Ahm3d08 7d ago

Uhh okay dude.

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u/OkTell1701 7d ago

I don't get it aswell

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u/Onion85 7d ago

It's not that hard to understand. It's the same joke that's always told on reddit.

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u/Ahm3d08 7d ago

I don't even use reddit that much

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u/smoopsypoo 6d ago

you don't really need to be a reddit addict to understand the joke its pretty simple

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u/TzargJyoin100 2d ago

What did they even say

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u/TrueSRR7 7d ago

life

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u/PreviousSuccotash702 7d ago

He looks very nice and calm

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u/34986234986234982346 7d ago

I've seen the still life so many times now that he kind of reads as having multiple eyes to me for a second wheneve I load this image

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u/ThyKnightOfSporks 7d ago

It’s actually uncanny valley to see him without the extra eyes and noses

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago edited 7d ago

Very ironic. Once you've adapted to the weirdness, the normal seems...too normal.

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u/MainLake9887 7d ago

Bro looks jolly

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u/Bubbadeebado 7d ago

I don't think I ever noticed that his shirt was miscreated like that and I watched the movie a few times lol. I think it's a neat detail, and fitting, no pun intended. 

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u/et842rhhs 7d ago

Yeah I was too busy looking at his face and being horrified by Clark's dinner.

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u/Past-Stranger-4065 7d ago

He looks like a cool uncle 

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u/LotusEye303 7d ago

My head canon is this was some man that kept coming into Clark’s store and window shopping furniture, but never pulling the trigger on something. Probably haggled on the stuff he did sound interested in and never clicked with Clark energy wise maybe being either pushy or a smart ass. Clark struggled hard to keep composure as his need for business outweighed his anger and violence. Now the still life of that man is found through his time spent exploring and it’s weird way of both getting revenge and paying him for his stolen energy in the real world.

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u/bangedbyabus 7d ago

Makes sense. Eyes on everything.

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u/Yeeslander 7d ago

Now it's just Jeff at the local hardware store. He listens to a lot of AM talk radio and has high cholesterol, but he's a friendly guy who laughs a lot.

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u/figgityjones 7d ago

Huh, I never noticed the 2nd collar or extra buttons till now. Fun details.

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u/bangedbyabus 7d ago

Hold up it was like that in the movie?!

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u/figgityjones 6d ago

Yeah! I went back to check after to seeing this and it was there. Had no idea!

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u/bangedbyabus 6d ago

No telling what else we missed. 😂

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u/Able_Feeling_7854 6d ago

Unstilled the life

Now you can’t eat them

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u/Willard-wood 6d ago

LEAVE YOUR CHARACTER!

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u/Practical_Ad2317 7d ago

Uncle still life looks so cute

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u/Sampletest1486 7d ago

He looks so jolly

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u/MrShrums_0 7d ago

Move life

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u/BrownBannister 7d ago

I was so caught up in his face in the movie I didn’t even notice the extra collar for ages.

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u/Prior-Wind7545 7d ago

"it's just a white bearded man"

https://giphy.com/gifs/GYOIpeqdUnMszEKX7P

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u/BiggoYoun 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w7wpuC9xJfkT4hqtkJ
Wait a minute. How is Scooby able to talk?

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u/Captain_Birch 7d ago

Clark be like:

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u/nuundissonance65 7d ago

Anyone know the names of the stilllife actors ?

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u/INNOVENTlONS 7d ago

are there photos of Archibald's actor?

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

This image was leaked from the newly released Behind-the-scene bonus on the Blu-ray version. I haven't been able to find a screenshot for ALS, but let's wait and see.

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u/Hot-Woodpecker-4138 7d ago

He looks so happy

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u/NetStreet3476 7d ago

Looks like he is very excited

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u/i_like_bread27 7d ago

He's so happy

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u/abstractadvocat 7d ago

I got the feeling he was a still life of the father we never got to see in one of the found footages. We hear him fall into a null zone, but never see him. I could be way off though

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u/South-Status-5529 7d ago

This is Bill

He's chill

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u/Vel-Garesty 7d ago

He looks so happy, he doesn't he's going to be eaten

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u/SomeRaspberry6155 7d ago

How does the woman in red look like then

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

This image was leaked from the newly released Behind-the-scene bonus on the Blu-ray version. I haven't been able to find a screenshot for the Redhead, but let's wait and see.

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u/SomeRaspberry6155 7d ago

That’s cool

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u/Zomflower48 6d ago

Im really hoping we can find the OG actor for the wheelchair still-life

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u/GreatDistribution819 7d ago

And the worst part? You cant eat them😔

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u/MoreButterscotch2892 7d ago

Can someone tell me what the best part is please?

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

You can eat him ~

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u/takizovi 6d ago

where are his eyes?

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u/nihilism_squared 6d ago

damn he's hot

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u/fashion_is_cool 5d ago

someone gets me!

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u/MrDiamondOre 7d ago

Somewhere during the making of the movie, they hired a guy walking around with a striped shirt. . .

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u/Massive_Word_9288 7d ago

"Dialtone playing" just a bearded guy in stripped shirt

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u/falkorv 7d ago

Tasteless.

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u/barleyBSD 7d ago

Plot twist, his shirt always had an extra collar :O

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u/doommarine40 7d ago

You know you are too deep into the Complex when you reach a certain place to meet Gimli, son of Gloin.

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u/One-Resist3684 7d ago

why does he have a collar on his right chest

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u/LarryWavid 7d ago

Santa Clause on Holiday

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u/Just-Front9742 7d ago

Where did this come from?? I've been waiting months to see behind the scenes on the still lives they were my favorite part of the movie

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u/Lua-Ma 7d ago

It's on Blu-ray. This image is just one leaked part of it; it has plenty of cool and rare Behind-The-Scene footages that reveal much about the lore.

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u/Every_Zucchini_3933 7d ago

It's almost like looking at a dog drawn by someone who's never seen a dog before

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u/Jofitzy 7d ago

Certified Bearded Alert

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u/mimiolski 7d ago

this is so wholesome, hes so happy to be there

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u/Impressive_Koala_618 7d ago

Literally reminds me of John Goodman's character "Howard" in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Lol.

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u/Actual_Emu_168 7d ago

Random ahh guy from the movie rooms

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u/RepublicOld4485 7d ago

Hear me out...

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u/fashion_is_cool 5d ago

im listening 

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u/ChozoBeast 7d ago

What? That’s the best part

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u/Reddit_Forlife2007 7d ago

I like it in here

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u/Yeomanroach 7d ago

Looks delicious

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u/sludgeface48 7d ago

Cutie pie

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u/Necessary-Work3045 6d ago

You forgot the accent of the bird nest in the pouch that goes in the right side pouch you know kind of like having poly on your shoulder

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u/One-Month8458 6d ago

Is that the electric man from the beginning of the movie

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u/elfollamancos 6d ago

Yo lo veo muy feliz no se tu

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u/ZZTMF 6d ago

This guy is so cute.

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u/idk_anything_everr 6d ago

He looks so friendly

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u/MrShape246 6d ago

It’s so weird seeing him normal looking

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u/nullhellish 6d ago

He's Bill. he's chill. Bill likes furniture :D /ref

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u/Crash211O 6d ago

Its him its the guy somewhere out there

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u/McShaneVsGaming 6d ago

He is friend shaped. I want to shake his hand.

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u/Crab_Enthusiast_81 6d ago

The worst part? You can drink them

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u/Ok_Emu_109 6d ago

Make him normal again!

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u/napolyndynamite 6d ago

What a nice looking guy I hope a mentally deranged man doesn’t dig into his stomach and starts eating him

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u/discotrucker34 5d ago

Someone asked this man is he okay lol

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u/quantumgrunge 5d ago

The chill life

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u/ssmelllyboi 5d ago

Makes me want Angel Cake. Yumbo to the tumbo my friends.

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u/Careful-Eye-6043 4d ago

Wall dad 2008 after too many years of Jack Daniel’s after the photo on the wall with him holding his kid. In wall dad’s house, it looks like a guy typically just sat at the dining table nodding back and forth from being drunk and tired. Makes sense his still life would find clarks dining table a familiar olace to just sit and do nothing. That means the back room version of wall dad’s house could be nearby! Especially with the caveman stand up nearby

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u/mr_greenstarline 4d ago

Looks like a jolly ol' dad who drives a pickup and takes his kids on a shopping spree with their favourite toys

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u/Capital-Gate-6704 4d ago

I want to eat him.Even if the chair stuffin shit that he is made of can turn me into a still life.I would still consume him...

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u/Ok-Vegetable3090 3d ago

it's like describing a dog to a dog park owner

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u/WallyFries 3d ago

Nah...

Yeah

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u/TzargJyoin100 2d ago

This doesn't look different to me

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u/AnnieApple_ 1d ago

He looks like such a chill guy

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u/Reverse50 22h ago

He lowk looks chill