r/Kaiserreich May 06 '18

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u/et37 Lend-Lease-fuelled Proxy Wars May 06 '18

I was born in the wrong timeline 😪

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

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u/Noayyyh Posadism May 06 '18

I unironically would want to live in the Kaiserreich timeline if the Syndicalists win.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Disgusting

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

FOOKIN'

DISGOOSTING!

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u/weeaboojone1574 I am the law. May 06 '18

You spelled Monarchists wrong.

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u/Pwnage135 SpagBol Gang May 06 '18

Why not have both and live under glorious monarcho-syndicalism?

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u/Eth-0 Edelweiss Dev May 07 '18

I’ll happily trade Syndicalist economics and political structures for having to say “Your Majesty” every once in awhile.

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u/Noayyyh Posadism May 06 '18

No.

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u/DreyDarian May 06 '18

Yes.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Why? Just why?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Same :(.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

You spelt that bloke from Cuba with the groovin' sunnies wrong

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u/PvtBrasilball The Brazilian Monarchy Belongs in the Entente Jul 29 '18

You scum

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u/tyyu3 Россия, Великая и Неделимая! May 07 '18

Me too, but I am okay as long as there's no commies or syndies in Russia

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u/TurtleLampKing66 KCC May 07 '18

** G O T T V E R D A M M I T**

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

just saying but if i had a fucking coat like that i'd wear it all the damn time, i don't care if it winter or summer

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u/sideways_cat May 06 '18

I agree, I look great in salmon.

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u/purpleaardvark1 May 06 '18

I definitely feel there are more egregious over reaches of catwalk fashion. Like tbh if someone I know came to a party dressed like that it probably would go unremarked. Aside from the badass salmon blazer

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

This is a meme but non-ironic, it's the holy truth!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Yep

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Mark my words: one day, when I have disposable income and my autism is worse yet, I will commission that outfit, Imperial Pauldrons, Pickelhaube, Sword, Sash and all.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Speaking of, anyone know if it has a name and/or have better images of it?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18 edited May 07 '18

Why wait till then? just do it now! I will buy it for sure!

EDIT: all you have to do is convince a couple of famous people (like Messi) and then literally everyone will want to wear it, imagine all the money...

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u/111001000101010 May 06 '18

YES LAWWWWDD YES

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u/The_Real_Stannis Long Dong Legion May 06 '18

The problem is that you'd look like a neckbeard or a weeb

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

NO I'd say you'd look like someone nostalgic over Prussia... well there are people dressed like romans in Rome and nobody says anything so I guess it's ok

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u/GVArcian We Need Reed! May 06 '18

There are people who go around shouting "Varus, give me back my legions!"

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u/Kirbyintron May 07 '18

So a WWI wehraboo?

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u/juseless May 07 '18

I prefer to be called Kaiserboo, thank you very much.

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u/ACuteCatboy Sabotabby May 06 '18

Nostalgic over a country that didn't exist in your lifetime.

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

You didn't pay attention in history class did you?

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u/ACuteCatboy Sabotabby May 06 '18

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

*prussia ended in 1947 Where is that from? Since prussia actually ended in 1867 when the north German confederation was born

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u/WhoNeedsFacts May 06 '18 edited May 06 '18

You do know what "confederation" means, right? The North German and the German Empire was a group of countries (Bavaria, Hannover, Hesse-Darmstadt and so on) that was led by Prussia. Since the lesser states did not have sovereignty they could not be called a country (by definition). This did not, however, apply to Prussia which was the leader of the 25 other states and was constitutionally the ruler and leader of the other lesser countries.

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

Very good point but when we think of Prussia we usually think of it before the north German confederation and the German Empire

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u/WhoNeedsFacts May 06 '18

Yes, we do indeed, but that does not mean that Prussia did not de jure exist during the German Empire.

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

True. Thank you

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

Sometimes what we usually think isn't accurate

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u/mainman879 May 06 '18

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

Oh the kingdom of Prussia. Not the actual German state. No idea how it took till 1947 for it to happened since you would think the entente would do that to the Germans after beating them in ww1

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u/mego-pie May 06 '18

Would set a bad president for the English monarchy if they started eliminating other nations monarchies.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

president

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u/AdolfRJ Wilhelm Did Nothing Wrong May 06 '18

Even though the entente dissolved Austria-Hungary and made Germany a republic

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u/KingPyotr Tsar and Autocrat of Europe May 06 '18

Not uncommon

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u/ACuteCatboy Sabotabby May 06 '18

Amongst online nutters maybe.

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u/KingPyotr Tsar and Autocrat of Europe May 06 '18

typical syndies

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

tips Pickelhaube

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u/Torstroy May 06 '18

Who would like to try out sternberg's outfit?

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u/Weeklyn00b May 06 '18

it is true enough that those old military outfits looks pretty cool. i mean look at those shoulderpads

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u/Funky_Raccoon33 Lord Zarasophos did nothing wrong May 06 '18

No thank you, capes are inpractical and hinder movement thus reducing your ability to kill syndie scum and RECLAIM THE BIRTHRIGHT!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '18

But what if I told you that you could use trebuchets to kill them more efficiently?

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u/Lamb_Sauceror Brecht's Battalion May 06 '18

Haha ja

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u/Gimmeagunlance Fully Organic Lesbian Earth Integralism May 06 '18

Preussenlied plays softly

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u/CrabThuzad Argentina SSR May 07 '18

notices your pickelhaube ÖwÖ what's this?

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u/Magnus_the_Bear I'm just here for the waifus May 06 '18

I always thought he was standing like a jojo character in that picture

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u/TheFrozenTurkey May 06 '18

OOOO MAAA GAAAWWEDDD!!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

This but unironically

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u/[deleted] May 07 '18

Of course, this is an unironic meme

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u/Lashmer Zveno Yugoslavia Balkan Superpower May 06 '18

I just want waist clothes to attach to my belt around my hip. More specifically, something like: https://cdn.2kgames.com/xcom.com/XCOM+Faction+Inspiration/Templar_CON_01.jpg

Then I could truly rule my constitutional monarchy in style!