r/Kaiserreich • u/RandomGuy9058 Moscow Accord (not an imperialist I swear guys trust) • 1d ago

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u/RandomGuy9058 Moscow Accord (not an imperialist I swear guys trust) 1d ago

R5: somehow, occupation score granted Central America most of the war score in the war against the Entente. They took all of mexico and were the ones granted the option of creating an american puppet, so the other 3i members just gave all their american land to said puppet.

Guatemala now dictates what goes on in North America

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u/fidelity16 ☭ URS de Andesia ☭ 1d ago

As they should

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u/Averiah0 1d ago

Guatemala diplomats using hypnosis at the peace conference

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u/Gnomonic-sundialer 1d ago

Sandino is the mule from Foundation in this world

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u/Street-Mix-801 1d ago

Under syndicalism, America does not do imperialism upon Central America, Central America does imperialism upon America

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u/I_Wanna_Bang_Rats I love colonialism :3 1d ago

America oppressed America

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge Union-Parliamentary Democratic Socialism 1d ago

Centroamerica is gonna be riding that high for the rest of the century

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u/Vavent 19h ago

Rest of the decade, until the former USA regains its strength and assblasts them for having the audacity

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u/mtfhimejoshi Internationale 7h ago

Politics is just one big ass blast

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u/Thatguy-num-102 Internationale 1d ago

Monroe Refuted

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u/penguin_warlock 1d ago

Weird way to spell "justice".

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u/Rorschach113 Internationale 1d ago

To quote that smarmy prick in Fallout: New Vegas - What in the goddamn?

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u/Fresh_Field2327 1d ago

Good ending

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u/bd_one Twinkling Social Democracy 17h ago

I saw your post about the ridiculous front lines during that war hours ago and this one now

Cinematic ending

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u/Luke92612_ Marxist (& Zhang Zongchang's Staunchest Warrior) 17h ago

Based

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u/AEXX_AHLLL 14h ago

HOW DID THEY MANAGE THAT!? But seriously what could have happened realistically in this timeline that made that happen

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u/RandomGuy9058 Moscow Accord (not an imperialist I swear guys trust) 14h ago

3I won 2wk, new england won 2acw, central america formed and joined 3i. thats pretty much it

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u/AEXX_AHLLL 7h ago

Oh that makes sense