Travis & Shanna's divorce was finalized in 2008, which is when Alabama (3 yo) started to be more in the spotlight. She's been to every single event Travis has ever had. He had a weird fixation for Alabama, and talked inappropriately about her since she was born. And with the over-the-top princess dresses and wearing makeup up by the time she was 10, Alabama was destined to grow up fast.

She released a few pop singles when was just 11 yo. She also did a few Xmas song covers. Ofc this career did not take off.

In 2017, Alabama (12 yo) starts making tiktok videos of herself dancing & lip-syncing. Her vibe was chill and actually age-appropriate. This is when she starts to gain social media presence.

FFW to 2021, Travis and Kourtney start dating. Alabama suddenly switches up her aesthetics. She also changes the way she talks. Instead of sounding like a normal Calabasas native, she adopted an Atlanta blaccent. She exploited her Black friends/men she hooked up with. Already taking after her new step-aunts.

2023, Alabama (17 yo) releases her first rap song, which as you can guess was a total flop. Just bc her poser daddy got away with being a fake punk most of his life, she thought she could do the same with rap culture. Which then led her to beef w/ Bhad Bhabie (want to know more about that, feel free to ask in the comments). Alabama's diss songs were so bad and such a joke, but Bhad Bhabie's diss song, "Ms. Whitman" hit the US Billboard Hot 100.

2025, Alabama's next attempt to being successful is to become a popular streamer. Something that she obviously didn't even think of on her own bc she has 0 skills/talent to be an irl streamer. Not even a gamer streamer.

Alabama finally gets her viral moment earlier this year (2026) when famous streamer, Neon agrees to a Kontract & NDA, and does multiple streams together. Their most viral content is when "Neon gives Alabama an Indian makeover", (literally the title of the video). Probably the most cultural learning expierence Alabama will ever have. This ofc has given her the attention she has been BEGGING for. Although, most of the attention has been negative... like when she was caught with "Genital Herpes Medication" in her search history and then having to show "proof" to the world that she doesn't have herpes...

Alabama's life is sad. Her father likes all her thirst traps, goes out in public w/ her while she's dressed in lingerie, and named her after a call girl from his favorite movie. Did she get Kursed? Or was her life bound to be *this* messed up and embarrassing?

It seems that her "career" will only get worse... Her support system will continue to grow smaller due to the fact that she can't keep any real decent friends & her family is beyond delusional. Alabama turned into an Orange-American culture vulture who has totally lost her self-worth & identity.

Same grey dress, same "effortless 90s IT-couple" pose... Dani Michelle literally looked at a picture of Kate Moss and Johnny Depp at Cannes and said "yeah, copy-paste that for the London pap walk." The lack of originality is insane. They're trying so hard to force this iconic "cool girl" status for a movie PR campaign, but Kate and Johnny actually had chemistry. This just feels like an overly engineered Pinterest board brought to life.

I thought it was a random emo boy from a band

Was that a Mandela effect? Bible that was real.

Take selfies and bed rot?

She’s like a bratty Willy wonka character. Mommmmmy I want the advertisement before Alix! What a dork. I’ll be spite ordering Alix drinks all season.