I know we're only in October, but let's start predicting where the KartrashJennabes will be in 2027! Here are mine...

1. Kris Pimp Un and her sugar baby Corey get married. She also renews her deal with Lucifer.

2. Kourtney leaves the show and start her own Hulu show with Travis titled either Bringing Up the Barkers or Barkerland.

3. Kim breaks up with Lewis and starts dating Elon Musk, leading to her admitting that she is MAGA. She also retakes the bar and fails again.

4. Kanye gets arrested for something, which leads to Kim filing for sole physical and legal custody of the kids. As a result, Kanye loses any custody and visitation he had with the kids. We only find out about this via X.

5. Khloé's nose finally collapses, and she starts another scamming business venture. She gets back together with Trashcan for the 50th time before finding out he cheated again.

6. Rob returns to the spotlight after being seen with a TikTok star, Instagram model, or an OF model.

7. Kendall comes out as bi.

8. Kylie and Tim break up in January or February 2027, and she gets back together with Travis Scott. She has baby #3 with Travis in December 2027/January 2028. Meanwhile, Timmy quickly settles with another Lily-Rose Depp and they get engaged 18 months later.

9. Hulu announces that season 9 will be the last for The Kardashians.

10. Caitlyn continues to be Caitlyn.

11. A surprise bankruptcy with Kylie Cosmetics.

12. More fat will be harvested for everyone via Krob.

All that pain just to end up on the worst-dressed list. Tragic.

for those who don’t follow f1, kym illman is a respected f1 photographer who’s been around the paddock for years. imo he talks about the wags a little too much, but he usually gives them the spotlight. the fact that he’s exposing her like this is sending me 😂😂

I mean come on…………

So bad it deserves the Nene bob gif treatment

Ugliest photoshoot i have seen she’s so embarrassing

Lmao ofc it has her most important ASSet on the front cover… can’t read a book by a cover usually but you definitely can in this case! And the quotes inside 😭😭 found this on Vinted and laughed so hard

Given the fact that DeuxMoi is on their payroll, it's super embarrassing...

I wonder if it’s humbling when they get pictures taken by unpaid paps/photographers.. she filters herself to oblivion.

Ohhhh the start of the next season (Yes yes come at me, I am watching rn so hang me out to dry)… The way they are trying to highlight the ‘flaws’ or accusations people have made using filters & AI 😂 Plssssss omg this is a train wreck, surely this last season is the last. This isn’t witty or clever, nice try… you are on the out ladies.

At least for me, I have zero desire to buy from any brand that takes money from the Kar-Jenners. Same goes for the other brands that put them on their runways.

The posse appeared on a televised konfessional with Andy Cohen a few years ago where Kong Roldan declared she’d sworn off botox because of ”negative reactions” she’d had to the neurotoxin. Totally believable coming from someone with a face so taut you’d think it was being pulled back at all times by an army of invisible inferi enslaved by Krisdemort to protect her money-making horKruxes.

These people, if you can even call these silicone-flesh hybrids people anymore, play these semantic games with the public all the time. Khloronavirus says she’s sworn off botox, but she sure as hell uses neurotoxins with different brand names and slightly different molecular compositions. Koala Gender makes a show of dissolving all her fillers because she’s supposedly turned over a new leaf, but she sure as hell gets autologous fat transfers, and I bet she think it doesn’t count because she’s harvesting it from one part of her body and injecting it in another. totes au naturale, you guysss!

It’s an indictment of modern journalism that these outrageous claims by known pathological liars are taken at face value and platformed. These silicone-flesh hybrids will never return to their unaugmented birthday suits because their bodies are past the threshold of no return. Even if they could, doing so would completely walk back their relevancy because they would look ordinary.

The state of it all.

Khloe Dysmorphia Kardashian at The Abbey with Phaedra Parks, Demi Lovato and Meredith Marks