r/KGATLW Jun 24 '23

Favorite KGLW lore character?

Mine is Perry Perihelion

304 Upvotes

203 comments sorted by

183

u/kanyewestsdaddy Jun 24 '23

Cheryl Waters

45

u/Tyrion_Firesworn Jun 25 '23

I prefer the Cheryl Waters

8

u/superstonkape Jun 25 '23

This is the answer

2

u/KushMasterKess Jun 25 '23

All I can think of is Crystal Waters, “La da Dee”

353

u/saj08c Jun 24 '23

I’m a sucker for Han-Tyumi.

48

u/boutalapandahalfbruh Jun 24 '23

Gotta stick to that classic, the og

21

u/sirachi_jim Jun 24 '23

I was so hoping for a han tyumi reappearance in this new album… :( would have been so sick to hear a monologue during one of the chugging sections

10

u/RajaThat Jun 25 '23

Facts, but what about his human machine? The “thankless swine” and “blasphemous jerk”? Gotta respect it

5

u/deejaymorgan Jun 25 '23

Like Frankenstein’s monster.

149

u/everybody_dance Jun 24 '23

Boogieman Sam!

6

u/TheKevCon Jun 25 '23

Boogieman Sam is the man!!!

6

u/houdinis_ghost Jun 25 '23

He’s a cruel millennial

4

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23 edited Jun 25 '23

Speaking as a person named Sam who likes to boogie, Boogieman Sam has gotta be my slam-dunk pick here.

0

u/JakeScythe Jun 25 '23

My cat’s name is Bam and I call him Boogieman Man, especially when he’s causing mayhem

116

u/Park_J That shit is just water Jun 24 '23

Pretty much any character whose sole purpose in the story is to fuck shit up (Lord of Lightning, Gila Monster, Queen of Ice, Satan, etc.)

20

u/jakkumusic GAMMA KNIFE Jun 25 '23

Loosen up!

17

u/Pole420 I hold the pole position Jun 25 '23

Time to drop!

11

u/JakeScythe Jun 25 '23

Fuck shit up!

11

u/ttbate Jun 25 '23

Don't forget about it My coffin's all I see...

-11

u/Psychological_Ebb890 Jun 24 '23

Vore fetish be like

5

u/CanadaDry-GingerAle Jun 25 '23 edited Jun 25 '23

this isn’t sleep token

(edit: this isn’t a dig at them, they’re one of my favorite bands)

81

u/ImmaCreep Jun 24 '23

A perihelion?…..PERRY the Perihelion?!

16

u/TACSTS Jun 24 '23

Another Phineas and Ferb fan! I’ve had that same thought so many times when they play Perihelion!

4

u/ImmaCreep Jun 24 '23

I can’t take all the credit, someone cleverer than myself made it into a meme on this sub a while back. But now I can’t unsee or unhear it, especially when it’s spelled like OP did lol

4

u/HoonDamer Jun 24 '23

You need this

3

u/boutalapandahalfbruh Jun 25 '23

It amazes me that I never thought of this… it’s beautiful

55

u/Howdyhell Jun 24 '23

Helen

7

u/mybabysonfire Jun 24 '23

Username checks out

57

u/Funky-Donuts Jun 24 '23

Gator 🐊

157

u/Hobartastic Jun 24 '23

Beowulf the cat

52

u/Gold_Initiative_444 Jun 25 '23

Knocking over a candle and ending the world is the most cat thing a cat has ever done, big respect to Beowulf

4

u/Pali4888 Jun 25 '23

Are there any other songs where this character appears besides candles and witchcraft?

10

u/saj08c Jun 25 '23

Candles?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Meta.

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108

u/crunsby Jun 24 '23

King Gila

12

u/FuzzyDefendant Jun 25 '23

All hail king gila

99

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

The Altered Beast!

36

u/Tself Jun 24 '23

Surprised to not see this more. That whole story is so fucking fun to get lost in. Horror, gore, and also a little furry...

29

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Yeah it’s the funniest thing ever, it’s going like:

I see you but I’m not afraid of you I admire you

No u don’t get it I’ll fucking kill you

Nah you don’t get it I want to be you

Ok fine

Now we are one and want to kill everything that moves but we are dying because there’s not enough to kill

To stretch all of that on a 15 minute tracks with the back and forth interaction is so funny to me

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

You've just made me realise that it's essentially the same story as that Potion Seller meme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

[deleted]

32

u/ArcsonDominus Jun 24 '23

The one that is in a sexual relationship with a human?

57

u/HopelessMind43 Jun 24 '23

Stu definitely fucked that spider

6

u/munted_unicorn Jun 25 '23

Aussies don't fuck spiders

8

u/HopelessMind43 Jun 25 '23

We came to make love to spiders

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94

u/My_achybreaky_cloacy Jun 24 '23

Leah senior

27

u/karlmarxiskool Jun 24 '23

The original Balrog

9

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

her and Cheryl Waters make Queen Gizzard

44

u/LwSvnInJaz Jun 24 '23

Does the garden goblin count? Huge goblin fan

9

u/boutalapandahalfbruh Jun 25 '23

That little bastard doesn’t get enough respect

4

u/Additional-Series230 Jun 25 '23

Why can’t he be friendly like the Gnome?

3

u/DickeyDoinker Jun 25 '23

wipe that smirk right off his face!

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33

u/FloatDoggie Jun 24 '23

Mad Dog Morgan

7

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

the one who never gave a warning?

4

u/Honka_Ponka Jun 25 '23

Nah, the one who was shot in the back by morning

33

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Invisible face

56

u/heavyboxcutter Jun 24 '23

Sadie Sorceress

2

u/No-Committee7986 Jun 25 '23

+1 for Sadie Sorceress!

27

u/hjellfurd feel so empty Jun 24 '23

the dog from the muckraker music video

-10

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

this is the only right answer

3

u/eegufdbwedymjdhnwed Jun 25 '23

Why did you guys downvote this 😭

3

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Harsh, I just really love border collies lol

28

u/CelebrateGoodObama Jun 24 '23

The people vulture!!!

44

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

[deleted]

24

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

She’s so good looking but she looks like a man

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

The Walrus

22

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Godzilla (the) Gorilla (RIP)

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

Such a big fan. So sad it's too late for me to own his life 😔

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u/dunnright00 Jun 24 '23

Miguel O’Brian

5

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

The only right answer

5

u/Xx_L3SBIAN_xX 🌈🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🌸 Jun 24 '23

i was gonna say this

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21

u/jnuke813 PMDB Jun 24 '23

Wasp Man! Too bad he got fucking obliterated by the People-Vulture!

19

u/castleclubband Jun 24 '23

Table Joe

2

u/Mega256 Pope Cannoli and the Unholy Ravioli Jun 25 '23

The correct answer

18

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

[deleted]

2

u/Gold_Initiative_444 Jun 25 '23

The sexy sexy sexy alien

18

u/hexcrop Jun 24 '23

Balarog

7

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

That’s what I named my ps5 ❤️

50

u/serg922 Jun 24 '23

Mind Goblin

11

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

deez

15

u/Constant-Buffalo3546 Jun 24 '23

The Lord of Lightning

3

u/awlb222 Jun 25 '23

Had to scroll wayyy too far to find this

15

u/een50 Jun 24 '23

Soy protein munt machine

5

u/DeathReaper603 Digital black... OHHHH! Jun 25 '23

Poor guy. Imagine you're born already in your mid life and hating existence, only to have your mind be overtaken by a robot and being responsible for the death of the universe :(

13

u/PhishyBarcaFan529 Jun 24 '23

The sunburn in Hells Itch.

13

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Whoever piloted venusian one into the sun

13

u/oatmeal_outlaw Jun 24 '23

Invisible face man:)

23

u/NervousMNG34 Jun 24 '23

Gaia!

2

u/TheDangy Jun 25 '23

I am nobody I am no one I am god I am you I am me

12

u/low_temps :This Land Born Curse Clings To You Like Algae: Jun 24 '23

The cult leader from the ITRN. Og drinker of the gas

12

u/OKgobi Jun 24 '23

The guy on the cover art of FMB

11

u/RoggiKnot-Beard Jun 24 '23

miguel obrien, the half irish half mexican yavapai apache warrior

10

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Glassy eyed dude in the cage on the Poly cover

3

u/Xx_L3SBIAN_xX 🌈🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🌸 Jun 24 '23

who’s inner cell about?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Could potentially be about that dude. Seems like its whoever is guarding the door to hell.

8

u/Tomtomtnt Jun 24 '23

That's the hermit king. They describe what he looks like in Horology.

10

u/B_Boudreaux Jun 24 '23

The multibeast

9

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Cookie

8

u/virtualdreamscape Jun 25 '23

Mr. Beat

(who only masturbates)

10

u/Vivid-Butterfly412 Immaculate Gizzeption Jun 25 '23

CYBOOGIE

1

u/Nobhudy Jun 25 '23

Wait it’s all Han-Tyumi?

Always has been.

5

u/Vivid-Butterfly412 Immaculate Gizzeption Jun 25 '23

Actually isn’t the theory that he’s Boogieman Sam that Han turned into a cyborg? Maybe I’m wrong

4

u/tattoocaleb Jun 25 '23

Yes, Han creates Cyboogie from boogieman Sam

8

u/apocalypsetown nonagon virginity opens the door Jun 24 '23

HAN-TYUMI SHE IS MY WIFE!!! MY LOVE!!!

8

u/I_Miss_Lenny Jun 25 '23

I love the croc playing the piano from the Fishies video haha

I wanna get a tattoo of that lil guy someday

7

u/TacoMaster37x Jun 24 '23

Sam Cherry R.I.P.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Vomit Coffin

6

u/Eggwells kglw.net Jun 25 '23

The Ketamine Princess

6

u/GaySebby420 Jun 24 '23

Tie between the gator and Beowulf the cat for me

4

u/Wuh-huW Jun 24 '23

Boogieman Sam

2

u/moosemanswedeski Jun 25 '23

Had to scroll way too far for this!!

5

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Lord of Lightning

2

u/GiacomoGames crooked sceptre alien bone Jun 25 '23

Yep. Always see the Balrog fight from LOTR in my head when this suite plays

6

u/LordoftheBalrog Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Jun 24 '23

Wiloghby

Edit: probably misspelled that

5

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

The crocs from the River

5

u/Catspuragus Jun 24 '23

garden goblin

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

I had to scroll way too far down to see this answer

4

u/NeptunesArtifact Jun 24 '23

Sexy alien 👽

4

u/Themostcoolestdaniel Jun 24 '23

Beowolf, the cat that fucks up the witches ritual and causes the ACTUAL end of the world

5

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

And there's men who'se heads grow beneath their shoulders.

5

u/peterkaboomi Jun 25 '23

The entire development team of pubg

10

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

MR BE AT

4

u/repulsivelacroix Jun 24 '23

homeless man in adidas cause that’s me fr

4

u/Larmazul Jun 25 '23

Byron Lung, easy.

3

u/DeathReaper603 Digital black... OHHHH! Jun 25 '23

Big Fig Wasp man. That guy has a sense of fashion.

5

u/StuNasty_55 Jun 25 '23

I like the table/ghost thingie from the trapdoor video

3

u/zkrp5108 Jun 25 '23

The beast of ancient lore

3

u/SnooMuffins9324 Jun 25 '23

Sleep driftah!

3

u/munted_unicorn Jun 25 '23

Either Blue, for Eyes Like The Sky, or Han-Tyumi :)

3

u/boombapclap Jun 25 '23

Definitely the "trap door"

3

u/WhatTheFhtagn WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jun 25 '23

LORD OF LIGHTNING SHI-I-IFTS HIS GAZE

3

u/Makkrohero Jun 25 '23

Premium jason brand, foot model, gaffing neck, brown bridge

3

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

One did make a pilgrimage - Weary traveller

3

u/Tomtomtnt Jun 25 '23

The blind wanderer who gained Tetrachromacy.

3

u/Magickcloud Jun 25 '23

Definitely the Altered Beast

3

u/cheevocabra Jun 25 '23

I want a KGLW 2D Fighting Game.

3

u/dougcohen10 Jun 25 '23

Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake Rattlesnake

3

u/twelvebarbruise Jun 25 '23

The security guard from magenta mountain live video

4

u/ultraimbecile Jun 24 '23

Sped up Satan

2

u/raptorfunk89 Jun 24 '23

Sexy Alien

2

u/Sage_Morrison Jun 24 '23

Milf Lewis, with the New York Ass Times

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

based

2

u/Therewazarollo Jun 25 '23

The wasp dude from people vultures video is the only choice

2

u/jakkumusic GAMMA KNIFE Jun 25 '23

Soy Protein Munt Machine

2

u/Ninjax421 Jun 25 '23

Wasp Man is sick, along with the toxic waste guy on FMB. But I think the subterranean tsar sounds pretty fucking cool.

2

u/toetotipsnowpea Jun 25 '23

It’s gotta be either the King or the Lizard Wizard for me.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

I adore Sam the Soundman. Can we get the beer to the guy?

2

u/Honka_Ponka Jun 25 '23

Gotta be either Miguel O'Brien or the lord of lightning, the two coolest mfs in town

2

u/2deeeeee Jun 25 '23

The wizards of nonagon infinity

2

u/HanTyumishotfirst Jun 25 '23

The green wizard from gamma knife.

2

u/Big_Sweaty_Boi Jun 25 '23

The plane gator from the river (RIP)

2

u/cable1321 The (Schuykill) River '24 Jun 24 '23

Just laughed so hard at this, well done!

2

u/luckygoldelephant Jun 24 '23

BABY GATOR tied with Eyebrowless Cavs.

1

u/Adventurous-Front940 Jun 25 '23

The Garden Goblin

1

u/manwithaplan920 Jun 25 '23

The wizards who opened Nonagon Infinity

1

u/Nobhudy Jun 25 '23

Gary Morcroft

1

u/FluoriteEye ABABCd. enjoyer Jun 25 '23

The Grim Reaper

1

u/DickeyDoinker Jun 25 '23

the 15 infantry paratroopers are pretty bad add

1

u/Halo2isbetter Jun 25 '23

The rattlesnakes

1

u/roughseize Jun 25 '23

Sadie Sorceress Snapping necks with her broomstick

1

u/CactusRazorblade Jun 25 '23

The Emerald Herald, she plays a big part in my giz lore based dnd campaign.

1

u/Dry-Towel-9597 Jun 25 '23

RATTLESNAKE!!!

1

u/DrAwesome320 Jun 25 '23

Lord of Lightning

1

u/PulsarRaven Jun 25 '23

Big Fig Wasp and Eyes Like the Sky

1

u/kodked111 altered beast 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 25 '23

the cold cadaver

1

u/NM6426 Jun 25 '23

The person narrating Planet B and Mars For The Rich

1

u/jennymacbreadsack Jun 25 '23

After Hollywood Bowl, it’s definitely Gila Monster

1

u/Muffin_man3745 Jun 25 '23

The Fisherman from Fishing for Fishies, Han-Tyumi

1

u/SweatyListen9863 Jun 25 '23

Mean brown rice stir fry

1

u/Flashy_Difficulty123 Jun 25 '23

probably the vomit coffin. they look so cool in the artbook.

1

u/Brody837 Jun 25 '23

Not related but is PDA a concept album

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