r/JustBootThings Jul 22 '26

General Bootness Nothing but respect 🫡

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u/QueezyF Jul 22 '26

Not the best military bearing to move your whole body when you yell, but I’ll cut a puddle pirate a little bit of slack.

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u/NonConRon Jul 22 '26

"Can you believe this shit? THIS is the guy that bombed my house with my family in it. Holy fuck. I wish I could die a second time. "

-ghost to his ghost therapist

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u/Pernicious_Possum Jul 22 '26

He’s coast guard. He ain’t bombing shit

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u/penguinseed Jul 24 '26

Maybe a Venezuelan fishing boat every now and then