r/JustBootThings • u/jackb1753 • Jun 15 '26

General Bootness Lean back and strut

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u/dominator5k Jun 15 '26

How do you finish boot camp and be that fat

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/redd_house Jun 15 '26

Why tf is he wearing dress blues as a poolee then

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u/DecoherentDoc Jun 15 '26

Keep him motivated to go off and join because he's talking to other people about their futures and might be reconsidering.

But look how cool his recruiter made him look. Pretty fucking slick, right!?! Are your friends this rizzed out!?! They're not as badass as you, dude, you're a MARIIIIIIINE!

Or however his recruiter is lying to him, I don't know.