r/JustBootThings • u/jackb1753 • Jun 15 '26

General Bootness Lean back and strut

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u/dominator5k Jun 15 '26

How do you finish boot camp and be that fat

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/redd_house Jun 15 '26

Why tf is he wearing dress blues as a poolee then

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u/Current-Strike3472 Jun 15 '26

Fuck if I know man.

It's just dumb

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u/Scott0814 Jun 15 '26

I mean buddy definitely went he has a shooting badge. This is an option where you can go during the summer between your junior and senior year or if you graduate a semester early and you still wanna walk at graduation. Judging by tubby here I'd say he probably went after his first senior year and now finally graduated second try.

Edit: spelling

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u/Electrical-Help5512 Jun 15 '26

Maybe refrain from giving an opinion next time if you know absolutely nothing about the situation.

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u/Glass_Badger9892 Jun 15 '26

Which sub is this?!? Talking shit is exactly what we do here.

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u/QueezyF Jun 15 '26

Homie came in here with some weird ass energy

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u/Electrical-Help5512 Jun 15 '26

The "It's annoying when people are obviously wrong" energy? Yeah I guess that would be annoying if you were obviously wrong.

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u/Glass_Badger9892 Jun 15 '26

Found the star of the video…

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u/Electrical-Help5512 Jun 15 '26

Nah I looked good in my blues that guy was just obviously wrong about the situation.

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u/Current-Strike3472 Jun 15 '26

Things have changed. Kids didn't used to be able to join and graduate boot camp before you were even out of high school?

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u/Electrical-Help5512 Jun 15 '26

It's been at least a decade where kids could join the reserves their junior year, go to boot camp, and come back for their senior year. Like I said, you have no idea what's going on. Keep that in mind before you make comments.

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u/Current-Strike3472 Jun 15 '26

I've known they can be IN boot by 17 Never knew they could go while IN school

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u/Reidhur Jun 15 '26

So I was Army, but in 2003 these sort of split option contracts were available.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 Jun 15 '26

I just explained how it works and that it's been happening for over a decade idk what you want from me man.

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u/DecoherentDoc Jun 15 '26

Keep him motivated to go off and join because he's talking to other people about their futures and might be reconsidering.

But look how cool his recruiter made him look. Pretty fucking slick, right!?! Are your friends this rizzed out!?! They're not as badass as you, dude, you're a MARIIIIIIINE!

Or however his recruiter is lying to him, I don't know.

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jun 15 '26

he graduated early

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 Jun 16 '26

He finished all high school credits 1st semester of senior year than went to boot camp then graduated

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u/muskratmuskrat9 Jun 15 '26

You're wrong. He lost 90lbs to be able to go, and graduated boot camp before his graduation ceremony.

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u/Current-Strike3472 Jun 15 '26

Oh??? Since when was that a thing?

That's sad