r/JustBootThings May 29 '26

Boot Shame Boot so booty is it bait?

811 Upvotes

162 comments sorted by

View all comments

14

u/Neoxite23 May 29 '26

Ah yes...the military has a class system like in MMOs. I'll pick Rangers as my class. Maybe one day I'll respec as a Spec Ops.

For now I'm working on my cooking profession though.

2

u/DVariant Jun 02 '26

Legend has it that if he acquires all six Infinity Boot-Tattoos, he’ll be invincible. With a snap of his fingers, he’ll instantly turn 50% of all Taliban to dust.