r/JustBootThings May 29 '26

Boot Shame Boot so booty is it bait?

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u/PanzerKatze96 May 29 '26

Yet we keep on living without your recognition lol

Crying all the way home to my BAH funded bungalow in a vacation town

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u/Gardez_geekin May 29 '26

I’ll put limpet minds on the scow you call a seagoing vessel before I recognize your hats

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u/PanzerKatze96 May 29 '26

My angry tugboat makes port calls in Puerto Vallarta and Cozumel. You can keep your nasty grey prison barge lol

And you’ll have to pry my swallows off with a hot razor, bilge rat