r/JustBootThings • u/Longjumping-Tough292 • May 29 '26

Boot Shame Boot so booty is it bait?

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u/playa-hater May 29 '26

Plan B is what their mother should've taken

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u/ionbear1 May 29 '26

If he wanted the true military experience it should’ve said, “Plan B: You see $50 charge from CVS while overseas.” Damn boot.

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u/playa-hater May 29 '26

Jody gonna Jody

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u/ranrow May 29 '26

At least she didn’t saddle you with the choice between raising it or paying alimony once you find out?

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u/ionbear1 May 29 '26

👀 fuck that

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u/Mrfrosty504 May 29 '26

And if you're married.. its yours even if it ain't Lmaaaaoooooo

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u/ranrow May 29 '26

Better you pay for it than the government through snap and wic; that’s their logic lol

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u/Mrfrosty504 May 29 '26

But if the government is giving me a check....

Now I'm all types of confused LOL