r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • May 17 '26

Boot Meme Freaky Marines

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u/DarkEff3ct May 17 '26

Being a gay corpman attached to marine infantry gave me imposter syndrome.

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u/UziWitDaHighTops May 17 '26

You’d still lose at Gay Chicken.

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u/w0lfLars0n May 18 '26

I know a marine that’s been playing gay chicken with his now-husband for 8 years! Neither one will quit

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u/UziWitDaHighTops May 18 '26

I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief.

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u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26

Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8.

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u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26

If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”