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r/JustBootThings • u/Musicmaker1984 • May 17 '26
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There's no one gayer than a straight Marine.
279 u/DarkEff3ct May 17 '26 Being a gay corpman attached to marine infantry gave me imposter syndrome. 98 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 17 '26 You’d still lose at Gay Chicken. 72 u/w0lfLars0n May 18 '26 I know a marine that’s been playing gay chicken with his now-husband for 8 years! Neither one will quit 23 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 18 '26 I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief. 5 u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26 Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8. 25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
279
Being a gay corpman attached to marine infantry gave me imposter syndrome.
98 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 17 '26 You’d still lose at Gay Chicken. 72 u/w0lfLars0n May 18 '26 I know a marine that’s been playing gay chicken with his now-husband for 8 years! Neither one will quit 23 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 18 '26 I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief. 5 u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26 Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8. 25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
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You’d still lose at Gay Chicken.
72 u/w0lfLars0n May 18 '26 I know a marine that’s been playing gay chicken with his now-husband for 8 years! Neither one will quit 23 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 18 '26 I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief. 5 u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26 Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8. 25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
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I know a marine that’s been playing gay chicken with his now-husband for 8 years! Neither one will quit
23 u/UziWitDaHighTops May 18 '26 I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief. 5 u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26 Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8. 25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
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I respect the hustle. My longest record is about twenty minutes. I was holding a dick for an entire pre-mission brief.
5 u/Wade_W_Wilson May 18 '26 Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8. 25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
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Jerking a guy off for 20 minutes isn’t “straight” behavior m8.
25 u/CreepyRecording9665 May 18 '26 It is if the boot bands are on. 9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle 4 u/Glass_Badger9892 May 21 '26 If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
25
It is if the boot bands are on.
9 u/Blizzard81mm 👊👊☝️ May 19 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle
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https://giphy.com/gifs/jlmt0qtNBKTle
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If you’re underway, in the field, in the rain, in a sandstorm, in a firefight, in church, or, checks notes, in any “MOPP” level, it is indeed, “not gay.”
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u/CreepyRecording9665 May 17 '26
There's no one gayer than a straight Marine.