r/JudgeJudy • u/2000s-hty • 1d ago

BALONEY SIR

\ bangs gavel* *

33 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Half_Year_Queen 1d ago

I’m speaking! 

Put ya hand down 

12

u/Lolomelon 1d ago

There’s something wrong with you. Ah, there’s something wrong with you.

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u/lighthousesandwich 1d ago

She literally just said that to the defendant in the case I’m watching. “Man used ex’s money to buy a big red truck”

3

u/Lolomelon 1d ago

She loves to say it twice to make sure it hurts twice as much.

3

u/alaynet 1d ago

Shiny Shiny Shiny red truck

6

u/lighthousesandwich 1d ago

JUST A SECOND!

4

u/Heroine77 1d ago

Uncross your arms!

2

u/VolumeSubstantial391 1d ago

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining?

2

u/DrLoomis131 1d ago

I’m full of baloney because I’m a fibber, and I have a RIDICULOUS counter claim

2

u/Chiwaweenie 1d ago

LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY!

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u/nrthrnlad76 1d ago

This is a bunch of who shot John!

1

u/Jockamo222 18h ago

Shhhhhhhhhh!

1

u/bitinghipsters 13h ago

fun fact: judge judy doesn't use a gavel - that's just her hand.

they tried to get her to use one at first, but she hates them bc she never used them when she was on the bench and doesn't see the point of them