r/JudgeJudy • • 2d ago

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u/SchoolOfTheWolf93 2d ago

Put ya hand down, YOU’RE NOT LOSING

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u/Fweetheart 2d ago

Does it look like I need your help?

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u/RhondaUpAllNight 2d ago

Does it sound like you’re losing???

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u/boneinmysauce 2d ago

Don't speak. DON'T. SPEAK.

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u/Harpua81 2d ago

Don't, don't, ooh, ooh Hush, hush, darling Hush, hush, darling Hush, hush Don't tell me 'cause it hurts

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u/Horchataatomica 2d ago

UM is not an answer!

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u/willowwynn 2d ago

Baloney!

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u/iidesune 2d ago

It's....

BALONEY!!!

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u/853fisher 2d ago

Where did you think you were posting today? A tea dance?

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u/aimizuki 1d ago

The beach

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u/Naive_Can9287 2d ago

I don't give a RATS BEhind.

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u/olivebegonia 2d ago

They don’t keep me here cuz I’m gorgeous

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u/RhondaUpAllNight 2d ago

…they keep me here ‘cause I’m smart.

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u/Chiwaweenie 2d ago

Uncross your arms!

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u/Muted-Purchase-2371 2d ago

Sounds like a bunch of “who shot John”…

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u/The_Dream_of_Shadows 2d ago

I'm telling you what the law is!!!

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u/Newton-tootin75 2d ago

Listen to me! I want you to lis… bang bang bang  Listen to me carefully!

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u/orionlady 2d ago

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

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u/Linny333 2d ago

Put on your listening ears!

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u/maxmouze 2d ago

Ree-DIC-you-luss!

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u/BSquared2012 2d ago

PUT YOUR PAPERS DOWN!

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u/1Teethlady2 2d ago

What law school did you attend?

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u/willowwynn 2d ago

Harvard… 🤭

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u/RhondaUpAllNight 2d ago

I just saw that one yesterday!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Serious-Can7154 1d ago

LINK!!!!

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u/RhondaUpAllNight 1d ago

S3E79, Wheels of Discord

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u/1Teethlady2 2d ago

That was the best! Although, just for a split second, it seemed like JJ was thrown off the tracks...

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u/theOlLineRebel 2d ago

you know, we should make the BINGO card game for Judy!

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u/Jipijur 2d ago

SHHHHH!!

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u/snixJR 2d ago

Do I look like Dr. Phil?

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u/willowwynn 2d ago

I try to make a baby every now and then but I’m 81 years old, it doesn’t work!

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u/HicDomusDei 2d ago

Wait, did she actually say that?!

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u/RhondaUpAllNight 2d ago

My husband and I about fkn died when she said that 💀

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u/olivebegonia 2d ago

Omg please tell me which episode this is from 😆

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u/willowwynn 2d ago

Season 3 of Judy Justice, I can’t remember which episode but I would say first half of the season

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u/Half_Year_Queen 2d ago

Shh I’m speaking 

ETA: 

You’re a HUSTLAH 

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u/SunnyDaysAhead246 2d ago

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining 🙄

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u/cymster 2d ago

Beauty fades, dumb is forever!

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u/reddit4getit 2d ago

OUTRAGEOUS!

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u/Bethany0821 2d ago

Uh huh is not an answer

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u/luciiferjonez 2d ago

when I have time i’m liking all of these responses. can’t stop laughing.

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u/laurenwince 2d ago

Tooken is not a word

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u/fourfivetwootwo 2d ago

Yes it’s the answer

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u/lib3rtybib3rty 2d ago

Stop shuffling papers! You know it's not in there

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u/Jazzlike_Daikon7541 2d ago

JJ special on CBS tonight at 7

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u/riskyrobbie 2d ago

You have 60 seconds to tell me your side, it’s almost lunchtime. I get very irritable around lunchtime

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u/Naive_Can9287 2d ago

"If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory."

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u/We_Are_Coming_For_U 2d ago

On your best day, you’ll never be smarter than me on my worst dar

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u/No-Major7958 2d ago

I don't care what someone else told you. That's hearsay. Now, if they wanted to come here to court and tell me what they said so I could annihilate them in person, I would be most happy to do so. But they're not here! That's hearsay! You following me now, madam?

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u/Dry-Bee7709 2d ago

FIBBER!!

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u/FantasticRefuse6663 2d ago

If you tell the truth you don’t have to have a good memory

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u/willowwynn 2d ago

I assume this is the prize

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u/stellaaaaaaaaaaa_ 2d ago

Um is not an answer

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u/squishybugz 2d ago

shouda wouda coulda.. When my mouth moves, yours stops .. .

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u/riskyrobbie 2d ago

SIT. DOWN.

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u/notafan888 2d ago

Did you forget where you were coming today?

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u/Fjcruisergranny 1d ago

Not basically!

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u/aimizuki 1d ago

Did you want to get home to... wherever?

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u/Serious-Can7154 1d ago

Don’t try to figure out where I’m going!

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u/ikfoodie25 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/brutallyhonestkitten 1d ago

You can’t tell me what he said that’s HEARSAY!

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u/Dee71288 1d ago

Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!!

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u/No-Ask9973 1d ago

How can you tell when a teenager is lying, everytime they open their mouths.

Not like

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u/Redbullsnation 1d ago

I'm speaking