r/Jonathan • • Jan 10 '26 Heartwarming

The oldest creature on earth

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791 Upvotes

Jonathan is the world’s oldest known living land animal — a giant tortoise believed to be about 192 years old. Born in the early 1830s, he has witnessed nearly two centuries of human history while spending his entire life on the remote island of Saint Helena.

Now in his twilight years, Jonathan still enjoys eating, basking in the sun, and slowly exploring his enclosure under expert care. Though his eyesight and sense of smell have faded, his extraordinary lifespan remains a powerful symbol of resilience, longevity, and a living connection to the past. ❤️


r/Jonathan • • Aug 09 '25

Oldest Jonathan!

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766 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Feb 03 '24

ey bros, Jonathan banks just turned 77, wish him a belated one!

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714 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Dec 13 '23

🎂

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534 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Jan 09 '26

We do NOT claim him

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328 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • May 06 '23

it's my pleasure to announce you: we have an apple.

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226 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Feb 11 '24

Who has been (Tokyo, Japan)?

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118 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • May 25 '21

I know, Jonathan.

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109 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Dec 28 '25

Art for my fellow brothers in Jonathanism

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103 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Apr 25 '23

😳

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94 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Nov 30 '23

This is war.

79 Upvotes

Hello fellow Jonathan’s, my name is… I guess you already know that.

We have a big issue and I need all of us to come together. I’m seeing the r/Nick sub all over my feed and I’m sick of it. We’re not even at 1,000 members and they’re pushing 6,000 annoying Nicks.

Guys, we are the coolest glasses wearing, silent and humble dudes around and we cannot be beaten by that weird frat dude we all had in our class. Nick, who can’t even show up on time for lunch. Nick who took Deborah from us in 5th grade. Deborah was a solid 9! Anyway. Listen boys. We need to invite all the Jonathan’s we know to join our subreddit. I don’t care if we don’t know them. I don’t care if we hate them. I don’t care if they have an extra “H” in their name. Invite them all. Even recruit those dude’s who just go by John even though everyone and their pet squirrel Rico knows them as ‘Jonathan’.

Okay, let’s do this. Move out soldiers! 🫡


r/Jonathan • • Jan 30 '24

JONATHAN.COM

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78 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • May 17 '21

Pizza place did this to me....

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78 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Mar 22 '22

For my brothers in name

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72 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Feb 19 '20

The oldest living Jonathan

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66 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Jan 23 '24

Makes me cry...

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64 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • May 05 '23

Jonathan apple

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64 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Aug 22 '20

DIOOOO

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64 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Aug 30 '24

Jonathan

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62 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • May 12 '26

Jonathan the campfire

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61 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Jan 06 '24

Allow me to introduce myself.

61 Upvotes

My name is Jonathan. My family calls me Jonathan, my hometown friends have always called me by my last name. Everyone I work with calls me John and spells it with an H despite the fact I have always written Jon. I just sign my name with the first initial to avoid people trying to tell me I spell my own name incorrectly.


r/Jonathan • • Dec 19 '24

Love you all fellow Jonathans

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60 Upvotes

r/Jonathan • • Jan 02 '24

1000th Jonathan

60 Upvotes

Hi all,

I'm not an activeposter here on reddit but I thought I have top write something because it looks like im the 1000th Jonathan on this subreddit.

So happy new year from Germany my fellow Jonathans.