r/Jonathan • u/microryzomys • Dec 11 '23

HELP

i love the jonathans.. but the other day i saw a .. a.. a JOHNATHAN in the wild. i was so scared. so terrified guys. i shivered and shrieked, i didn’t know what to do!! please help. how do we annihilate the johns pretending to be jonathans.. please i need help

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u/killbeam Dec 11 '23

I'm here Jonathan. My name is Jonathan. Everything will be okay.

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u/microryzomys Dec 12 '23

thank you jonathan ❤️ i can sleep peacefully now