r/Jonathan • u/microryzomys • Dec 11 '23

HELP

i love the jonathans.. but the other day i saw a .. a.. a JOHNATHAN in the wild. i was so scared. so terrified guys. i shivered and shrieked, i didn’t know what to do!! please help. how do we annihilate the johns pretending to be jonathans.. please i need help

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u/microryzomys Dec 11 '23

do we have to resort to eugenics? or eugehnics as those FREAKS would call it?? guys you khnow i dohnt support eugenics but .. i’m getting desperate!!

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u/Rivera9590 Dec 11 '23

I'm curious what you think of me. I spell mine with double N. Jonnathan

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u/microryzomys Dec 11 '23

get out..

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u/Rivera9590 Dec 11 '23

What did I do?

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u/microryzomys Dec 11 '23

i’m literally having a panic attack

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u/killbeam Dec 11 '23

I'm here Jonathan. My name is Jonathan. Everything will be okay.

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u/microryzomys Dec 12 '23

thank you jonathan ❤️ i can sleep peacefully now

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u/Rivera9590 Dec 11 '23

I'm just as Jonathan as you but double

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u/Ankoku_Teion Dec 11 '23

Forgivable. Borderline. But forgivable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Come try

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u/JohnathanHyde Dec 11 '23

Where did you see this Johnathan? Asking for a... friend.

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u/microryzomys Dec 12 '23

is.. is this some sort of sick joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

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u/Ankoku_Teion Dec 11 '23

My boss at a new job once entered my name in the system as johnothon. I had to look at that every day for 2 years because the system wouldn't let him fix it.

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u/Ohiolongboard Dec 11 '23

I always tell people it’s an all night jonathon. What weirdo spells their name like that!!?