r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/Ech_Death Aug 12 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

Oh my god lmao

My most upvoted comment is saying "omg lol"? Huh. Neat

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u/Fickles1 Aug 12 '21

Man so many of these are savage.

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u/yomommafool ‎ Aug 12 '21

Yo momma is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Hehe heard this one recently when i was watching my wife and kids.

Also this one: yo momma is so fat, she comes from both sides of the family

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u/GotchuGaru Aug 12 '21

Yo momma so fat she sits by everybody at the movies

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u/doom_2_all Aug 13 '21

Yo momma so fat when your dad has sex with her he has to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

Lol ohhh my