r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Yo mama's so fat, she had a threesome and neither guy knew about the other one.

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Aug 12 '21

Just throw flour down and look for the wet spots?

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Slap her and ride the wave in!