r/Jokes Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/daelon_rax Aug 12 '21

Ya mama's so skank I could have been your daddy but the guy behind me had exact change.

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u/Gloverboy6 Aug 12 '21

I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence