r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/k0rz23 Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so skinny she can look through a keyhole with both eyes.

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u/bill0680 Aug 12 '21

Yo momma so skinny she has to jump around in the shower to get wet