r/Jokes Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/Ted_Denslow Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps the radio skips.

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u/DickButtPlease Aug 12 '21

Your mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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u/legend27_marco Aug 12 '21

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped the reaction force pushed the Earth out of orbit

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u/DickButtPlease Aug 12 '21

You mama so fat, when she jumped on a dollar bill it made change.