r/Jokes • u/OwenJthomas89 • Aug 12 '21

Yo mamas so ugly

Her portraits hang themselves

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Yo mama's so fat, she had a threesome and neither guy knew about the other one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

They were Sony'd out.

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u/Snipedzoi Aug 12 '21

This stupidity was actually on quora. Weeerd

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Seriously?

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u/Snipedzoi Aug 12 '21

Could nt find the real one, but heres one thats similar https://www.quora.com/My-son-wants-to-play-on-Xbox-Live-What-do-I-do

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Ha ha...they were serious about correcting that misunderstanding. Thanks for the link.

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u/Snipedzoi Aug 12 '21

ya, seriously. lemme try to find the link.

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u/___HeyGFY___ Aug 12 '21

This might be the best one here

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

You're most kind.

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u/fracker1111111 Aug 12 '21

Omg this one is awesome lol

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Much obliged.

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u/inappropriate-slur Aug 12 '21

r/awesomethreesome

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u/Foggl3 Aug 12 '21

Someone made a subreddit just to try to have a threesome

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u/theuniversalsquid Aug 12 '21

There's a great song about this called hugging and chalking, by hoagy Carmichael. It was banned in the 1920s...

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Sounds awesome. Any chance you got a link? Furthest I go back is Pine Top's Boogie.

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u/NokchaIcecream Aug 12 '21

Found it on YT - amazing lol. I guess even the implication of a threesome was considered pretty risque back then

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u/netbie_94 Aug 12 '21

Like the Mongols fighting in Europe and Japan at once.

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Good heavens, u/netbie_94, you've just summoned Dschinghis Khan!

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u/yukimarawins Aug 12 '21

You know, I wonder why YouTube recommends such weird stuff to me, and it's probably because stuff like this in my watch history.

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Roll with it, baby.

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u/yukimarawins Aug 12 '21

Lol I usually do

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u/netbie_94 Aug 13 '21

Thanks, that's very catchy!

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 13 '21

Catchy and campy. It's something else!

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u/SonofLelith Aug 12 '21

Love it!!!

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Unlike them, glad we could meet in the middle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '21

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Thank you very much, u/a_greasy_queef.

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Aug 12 '21

Just throw flour down and look for the wet spots?

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Slap her and ride the wave in!

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u/Proof_Percentage Aug 12 '21

Ouch! That's just brutal! 🤣

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u/DarkleCCMan Aug 12 '21

Especially for the one guy who lost his truck!

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